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04-28-2005, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Hilarious Site
http://www.4q.cc/vin/
"Random Facts About Vin Deisel" "Vin Diesel once urinated into a glass pitch and subsequently sold the pitcher for $35 and a pack of Juicy Fruit. The pitcher of urine ultimately became Budweiser Select." " If Vin Diesel was a woman, his vagina would contain the teeth and jaw pressure of a full grown crocodile" " After losing three straight games to the Yankees during the 2004 American League Championship Series, the Red Sox implored the help of Vin Diesel. Eight games later, the World Series was theirs for the keeping...but the same could no longer be said for their souls." |
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04-28-2005, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Bill Brasky?
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04-28-2005, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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This is a pretty funny site. A friend and I submitted some ideas a while back but the email address bounced.
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04-28-2005, 03:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Huntley, IL, USA
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There's a whole thread over at Baseball Think Factory about this Web site. It started off about a Curt Shilling article and devolved (or improved) into this.
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04-28-2005, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Which is where I got it from...
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04-28-2005, 03:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Some More...
Vin Diesel's only regret is not killing John Stamos when he has the chance... Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox. I once saw Vin Diesel stare at a mailbox and turn it into a small Philipino boy. Needless to say, he swallowed the child. Vin Diesel started the fire, and he keeps it burning but the earth keeps turning because of gravity. Vin Diesel lost his virginity to Hillary Duff |
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04-28-2005, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Vin Diesel told Admiral Ackbar about the "Trap".
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04-28-2005, 04:31 PM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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I love this kind of humor.
- Vin Diesel is the inspiration for "The Whammies" on the hit TV Game Show "Press Your Luck". - Vin Diesel once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then he re-animated that man as a zombie, challenged him to a game of horseshoes, and totally kicked his ass Last edited by VPI97 : 04-28-2005 at 04:33 PM. |
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04-28-2005, 04:53 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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Verne Troyer is the result of someone feeding Vin Disel after midnight.
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04-28-2005, 05:51 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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Vin Diesel likes the taste of cock. He says it reminds him of Vietnam.
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04-28-2005, 05:55 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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For nearly seventy years now, the closing numbers of the NASDAQ have exactly matched Vin Diesel’s daily cholesterol count. Yes, Vin Diesel’s cholesterol has cracked 10,000. This doesn’t prove a correlation, but analysts are very optimistic about Vin Diesel’s recent consumption of a large plate of chili-cheese fries.
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