Roomie

korme · 04-29-2005, 01:48 PM

So, yea. I was playing MVP, and my roomate and his girl were laying in bed behind me. All of the sudden, I hear moaning, followed by the bed rocking heavily. Kinda awkward. I had to play like 3 games until they were finished.

hhiipp · 04-29-2005, 01:50 PM

You don't have to lie for him, just admit you only had to play the top of the first before they were done.

VPI97 · 04-29-2005, 01:52 PM

You should have asked him if it was time to bring in a relief pitcher.

st.cronin · 04-29-2005, 01:53 PM

I hope it wasn't your bed.

DeToxRox · 04-29-2005, 01:57 PM

C'mon Shorty. It was going up the hole, now show us why you guys are a great Double Play combination.

Joe · 04-29-2005, 02:00 PM

is it safe to say your roomie won't ever have the same dilemma?

Franklinnoble · 04-29-2005, 02:02 PM

Pix, pls, kthx.

hhiipp · 04-29-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

is it safe to say your roomie won't ever have the same dilemma?

14 year olds should abstain.

moriarty · 04-29-2005, 02:19 PM

Seriously dude, if they pull that insensitive BS on you, you should do all of the following:

a) watch

b) grab you camera/camcorder and take video evidence

c) Blackmail them by threatening to post it online

d) Collect said blackmail and share with FOFC anyways

Desnudo · 04-29-2005, 02:20 PM

You forgot e) put it in her bum

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 04-29-2005, 02:22 PM

Forgive my ignorance here, but is this common in dorms? I never lived in one, nor dated anyone who did.

maximus · 04-29-2005, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by hhiipp

You don't have to lie for him, just admit you only had to play the top of the first before they were done.

LOL!!!

Radii · 04-29-2005, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Pix, pls, kthx.

http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/...4070413364.jpg

kingnebwsu · 04-29-2005, 02:24 PM

My buddies down the hall freshman year had a roomy who brought several girls in the room to boink (one at a time sadly). He usually started when nobody was in the room, but continued even if people came in. At least they were under the covers (usually).

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 04-29-2005, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kingnebwsu

My buddies down the hall freshman year had a roomy who brought several girls in the room to boink (one at a time sadly).

How is this "sadly"? Isn't this a college guy's dream?

Maple Leafs · 04-29-2005, 02:27 PM

What happened when they were done? Awkward conversation, or did you just pretend nothing happened?

Joe · 04-29-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

How is this "sadly"? Isn't this a college guy's dream?

no. having them all at the same time would be the dream.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 04-29-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

no. having them all at the same time would be the dream.

So he made the other chicks wait in the hall?

kingnebwsu · 04-29-2005, 03:19 PM

Different chicks, different days. Twas the way it was done in the late 90's in these parts

Desnudo · 04-29-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kingnebwsu

Different chicks, different days. Twas the way it was done in the late 90's in these parts

Chicks used to actually come on this board and solicit men for sex? Man, I wish I'd been here.

Ben E Lou · 04-29-2005, 03:26 PM

Who was it that shared the story about waking up in the middle of the night to find his nazi-sympathizing roomie doin' it with another guy?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 04-29-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kingnebwsu

Different chicks, different days. Twas the way it was done in the late 90's in these parts

Got it. I'm a little slow. I was thinking threesome.

st.cronin · 04-29-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Got it. I'm a little slow. I was thinking threesome.

I have to say, I like the way you think.

Ksyrup · 04-29-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Who was it that shared the story about waking up in the middle of the night to find his nazi-sympathizing roomie doin' it with another guy?

I must have missed this one...

Suicane75 · 04-29-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Got it. I'm a little slow. I was thinking threesome.

Alllriiighhhhtttttt.

JeeberD · 04-29-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Who was it that shared the story about waking up in the middle of the night to find his nazi-sympathizing roomie doin' it with another guy?

The good doctor, Eaglesfan27...

Franklinnoble · 04-29-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

The good doctor, Eaglesfan27...

14,000+ posts and a mind like a steel trap when it comes to buggery... that's our Jeebs...

Lathum · 04-29-2005, 04:13 PM

This thread is a QOTM fans dream

Desnudo · 04-29-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

The good doctor, Eaglesfan27...

I remember that story. Filed under poster you'd least expect to hear a story about a homosexual Neo-Nazi roommate from.

Ben E Lou · 04-29-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I remember that story. Filed under poster you'd least expect to hear a story about a homosexual Neo-Nazi roommate from.

I think it is safe to assume that anyone who read it remembers it.

MizzouRah · 04-29-2005, 04:25 PM

Good old college life.

Shorty.. when you see your roomies gf later on ask her if she's up for some real lovin'.

Todd

Desnudo · 04-29-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

I think it is safe to assume that anyone who read it remembers it.

For better or for worse. In a "Leaving Las Vegas," kind of way.

korme · 04-29-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

is it safe to say your roomie won't ever have the same dilemma?

weirdest situation yet is when 3 of us (4 ppl live in the room) were all having sex at the same time. with girls, don't twist that sentence up.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 04-29-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

weirdest situation yet is when 3 of us (4 ppl live in the room) were all having sex at the same time. with girls, don't twist that sentence up.

What the hell kind of school is this? Are you going to the Whore College?

korme · 04-29-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Forgive my ignorance here, but is this common in dorms? I never lived in one, nor dated anyone who did.

it depends on the guys... we are pretty good friends plus there have been a lot of these situations bringing girls back, so for a room like ours it is somewhat common..

Maple Leafs · 04-29-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

weirdest situation yet is when 3 of us (4 ppl live in the room) were all having sex at the same time. with girls, don't twist that sentence up.

Let me guess... fourth guy was playing MVP?

MacroGuru · 04-29-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Let me guess... fourth guy was playing MVP?

He was the Camera Man, looking for the Best Anal Scene of the Year.

korme · 04-29-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

What happened when they were done? Awkward conversation, or did you just pretend nothing happened?

no, not at all. honestly i typed it out to be more awkward than it was. like we had small conversations while they were getting it on, there was just no eye contact.

in fact, he jumped down to take a piss shortly after they started and i turned around and told his girl, "well that was fast!"

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Who was it that shared the story about waking up in the middle of the night to find his nazi-sympathizing roomie doin' it with another guy?

i forget, but when i used to live in another dorm early in the year, i slept top bunk, and i woke up in the middle of the night, Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" was playing and the bed was literally shaking back and forth. i figured out what was going on pretty fast.

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

What the hell kind of school is this? Are you going to the Whore College?

haha that was only a one time thing

vex · 04-29-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Let me guess... fourth guy was playing MVP?

What I was thinking.

judicial clerk · 04-29-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Let me guess... fourth guy was playing MVP?

fourth guy picked a corner.

Eaglesfan27 · 04-29-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

The good doctor, Eaglesfan27...

Yep, that was me.

To answer Farrah's question, I had at least two different roommates who seemed to think it was common or didn't care about my feelings. However, Froggie was the worst of them, by far.

MacroGuru · 04-29-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Yep, that was me.

To answer Farrah's question, I had at least two different roommates who seemed to think it was common or didn't care about my feelings. However, FrogMan was the worst of them, by far.

sachmo71 · 04-29-2005, 07:01 PM

Hey, remind me to tell you the story about a guy we used to call "Sluggo". You had a chance there, Shorty.

stevew · 04-29-2005, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27
If this has become a thread sharing horrible roommate stories, I feel compelled to share mine (which I'm pretty sure I never shared here.)

In 92, I got stuck living in a special dorm my freshman year because I was in the resident trustee program. All of the people in this dorm were supposed to be very bright.

The first week was bad as the guy immediately showed he was filthy, as he let his clothes build up all over the floor. The second week was worse as he began leaving rotten food on his desk. The third week he finished unpacking.. including his lovely biography on Hitler as well as his big Nazi flag. This dude worshipped Hitler! He had multiple pictures of Hitler on the walls. It was interesting considering he was an American Indian who didn't fit into the ideal Aryan model in any way that I could see.

At this point, we began calling him Froggy (no offense Frog Man or any of the other people with Frog in their nicknames on here) because he had a rather bulbous chin. Anyway, by this point I was mostly hanging out in a friend's dorm, but I had to sleep in my own room one night because my friend was entertaining a girl. So, I wake up during the night and I hear grunting. My wonderful roommate was having sex in the middle of the room, on the floor with a guy. So, I tell them to leave... they don't. So, I turn on the lights and tell them to leave.. they don't. Back when I was 17, I was in pretty good shape, so I tossed them both out into the hallway naked and locked the door.

I moved out a week later after I filed a complaint with the head of the dorm that was successfully adjudicated in my favor and I was given my own room for the rest of the year. However, those 4 weeks were the most horrible roommate experience I've ever had.

The story in question

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 04-29-2005, 09:05 PM

People actually have sex in dorm rooms?

cthomer5000 · 04-29-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CHEMICAL SOLDIER

People actually have sex in dorm rooms?

When you have no option, hell yes.

It really kind of sucked because everyone in the next room knew you'd just had sex when you walked out of the room. Of course you also had the "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and you didnt, pal" feeling as well.

Maple Leafs · 04-29-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

Of course you also had the "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and you didnt, pal" feeling as well.

Except in Shorty's dorm, where you get that "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and ... um, so did you... in the same room" feeling.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 04-29-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

When you have no option, hell yes.

It really kind of sucked because everyone in the next room knew you'd just had sex when you walked out of the room. Of course you also had the "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and you didnt, pal" feeling as well.

Damn! I should have accepted the appointment to West Point. I really missed outon all the debauchery.

Tom E · 04-30-2005, 12:57 PM

After your friend finished his turn, you should have asked her if you where the second game of a double header...

korme · 04-30-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Except in Shorty's dorm, where you get that "Yeah, that's right - I just had sex and ... um, so did you... in the same room" feeling.

slap fives

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hhiipp College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH	You don't have to lie for him, just admit you only had to play the top of the first before they were done.

04-29-2005, 01:53 PM	#4
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I hope it wasn't your bed.

04-29-2005, 01:57 PM	#5
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	C'mon Shorty. It was going up the hole, now show us why you guys are a great Double Play combination.

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Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	is it safe to say your roomie won't ever have the same dilemma?

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Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Pix, pls, kthx.

04-29-2005, 02:19 PM	#9
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Seriously dude, if they pull that insensitive BS on you, you should do all of the following: a) watch b) grab you camera/camcorder and take video evidence c) Blackmail them by threatening to post it online d) Collect said blackmail and share with FOFC anyways

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Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	You forgot e) put it in her bum

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Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Forgive my ignorance here, but is this common in dorms? I never lived in one, nor dated anyone who did.

04-29-2005, 02:24 PM	#14
kingnebwsu College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ohio	My buddies down the hall freshman year had a roomy who brought several girls in the room to boink (one at a time sadly). He usually started when nobody was in the room, but continued even if people came in. At least they were under the covers (usually).

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kingnebwsu College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ohio	Different chicks, different days. Twas the way it was done in the late 90's in these parts

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