Katie Holmes is a catch - if you want to catch herpes

Pyser · 05-04-2005, 02:23 PM

Jesus! has anyone else seen the picture of katie holmes in today's new york post?!?!?!

thats got to be herpes. its got to!

and no, i dont have a link. i have a hard copy of the paper. but someone should have it up in....5 mins? get to it, boys! (though i NEVER want to see that picture again).

Bearcat729 · 05-04-2005, 02:27 PM

Quick call Ron Mexico!

Cuckoo · 05-04-2005, 02:30 PM

I was in love with Katie Holmes once. But I make it a personal rule not to mess with chicks with herpes.

Surtt · 05-04-2005, 02:30 PM

Hello Katie Holmes ! Your Ron Mexico name, the ultimate disguise, is Summer Bahrain.

Pyser · 05-04-2005, 02:33 PM

i cant find the pic...but for those interested, its on page 9 of the post today.

Pyser · 05-04-2005, 02:43 PM

hxxp://foundrymusic.com

snoop around. they are there. you have been warned.

timmynausea · 05-04-2005, 02:52 PM

Wow, that is pretty bad. I think I saw a little lip on her gigantic goddamn cold sore.

TazFTW · 05-04-2005, 02:59 PM

Yikes...

Ksyrup · 05-04-2005, 03:05 PM

In all of its...uh...glory.

DeToxRox · 05-04-2005, 03:07 PM

She looks like she had frostbite.

Cuckoo · 05-04-2005, 03:08 PM

Oh man, why'd you have to post it? Can't you just let people search it out if they want to and save everyone else's eyesight? ugh, man, ugh...

DeToxRox · 05-04-2005, 03:08 PM

Tom Cruise is probably in a stage of regret.

Cuckoo · 05-04-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Tom Cruise is probably in a stage of regret.

Tom Cruise probably gave it to her.

DeToxRox · 05-04-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuckoo

Oh man, why'd you have to post it? Can't you just let people search it out if they want to and save everyone else's eyesight? ugh, man, ugh...

This is the end of "pix, plz"

Samdari · 05-04-2005, 03:20 PM

I'd still hit it.

DeToxRox · 05-04-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

I'd still hit it.

Just double wrap.

timmynausea · 05-04-2005, 03:25 PM

I'm stickin' with the my double cheeseburger.

Ksyrup · 05-04-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuckoo

Oh man, why'd you have to post it? Can't you just let people search it out if they want to and save everyone else's eyesight? ugh, man, ugh...

It ain't THAT bad. Some of the 'au natural' pics of Britney Spears that are regularly posted around here have made me cringe worse than this one did.

Ksyrup · 05-04-2005, 03:26 PM

Besides, I think that's just chocolate sauce on the bottom lip...

DeToxRox · 05-04-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Besides, I think that's just chocolate sauce on the bottom lip...

She's dating Jamie Foxx now?

timmynausea · 05-04-2005, 03:28 PM

It's hard for me to tell where the lip starts and the herpes end without my glasses.

Cuckoo · 05-04-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

It ain't THAT bad. Some of the 'au natural' pics of Britney Spears that are regularly posted around here have made me cringe worse than this one did.

Yeah, but see the difference is, I couldn't care less about Britney. I'm trying to allow my infatuation for Katie to die slowly.

Raiders Army · 05-04-2005, 03:29 PM

Not that bad...not bad at all.

Ksyrup · 05-04-2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by timmynausea

It's hard for me to tell where the lip starts and the herpes end without my glasses.

There's a closeup of that pic, but I won't post it.

Here's the link to the message board where I got the pic from. They've got a bunch of pics of her. I've heard the name but don't really recognize her, but she isn't all that hot from what I've seen.

hxxp://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=80813.topic

Klinglerware · 05-04-2005, 03:32 PM

The picture in the NY Post today looked a lot worse--but then again, as has been noted in past threads, the Post will run pictures that are as unflattering as possible, even if they are misleading about it...

ShaqFu · 05-04-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuckoo

Tom Cruise probably gave it to her.

I'm sure he did and I'm sure Penelope gave it to him.

Pyser · 05-04-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Klinglerware

The picture in the NY Post today looked a lot worse--but then again, as has been noted in past threads, the Post will run pictures that are as unflattering as possible, even if they are misleading about it...

yeah, the post picture is really brutal. these are much tamer.

Ramzavail · 05-04-2005, 04:17 PM

oh god...couldnt she wear makeup?

LoneStarGirl · 05-04-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramzavail

oh god...couldnt she wear makeup?

Thats what i was thinking. When I get herpes a little foundation covers it right up!

WSUCougar · 05-04-2005, 04:38 PM

What's the big deal? A skinny brunette librarian who lost a fight with a Tootsie Roll and is only a 5 or 6 to begin with.

Neuqua · 05-04-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

What's the big deal? A skinny brunette librarian who lost a fight with a Tootsie Roll and is only a 5 or 6 to begin with.

BLASPHEMY!!!

Karim · 05-04-2005, 09:48 PM

I was expecting elephant woman by the descriptions. But I guess celebrities are targets. Who hasn't had a bad cold sore?

WrongWay · 05-04-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ShaqFu

I'm sure he did and I'm sure Penelope gave it to him.

You are definately barking up the wrong tree there boy.

Tom Cruise is so gay he makes Jeff Gordon look straight.

JonInMiddleGA · 05-04-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WrongWay

Tom Cruise is so gay he makes Jeff Gordon look straight.

Nobody is THAT gay. Jeffie makes the hosts of Queer Eye look straight.

Sharpieman · 05-04-2005, 11:19 PM

In her defense, about 70% of the U.S. population has some form of herpes.

Desnudo · 05-05-2005, 12:02 AM

Bonus news from that site:

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From This Is London.com:

At the age of 70 she may have thought her days of being romanced by Hollywood heart-throbs were behind her.

But Dame Eileen Atkins says Colin Farrell - some 42 years her junior - spent more than two hours trying to seduce her.

Dame Eileen, one of the creators of the classic television series Upstairs Downstairs, revealed in an interview yesterday that she was propositioned by the actor just a few months ago.

Asked about her sex life on the ITV chat show Loose Women, she said: 'I was doing a movie and three weeks before my 70th birthday, a simply stunningly gorgeous big film star aged 28 years old, came into my hotel room for sex without strings.

'I spent two and a half hours saying No. But it was pure bliss and it made me sail through my 70th birthday without a care in the world.'

Asked whether she was tempted, she said: 'Of course I was!'

She told how she followed the advice of another respected British actress, her friend Sian Phillips, and kept saying 'this is deeply inappropriate'.

Dame Eileen added: 'It cheered me up fantastically. I said No in the end because he said, "The reason you won't do it is because your body isn't as good as it was when you were young isn't it? That's why you're saying No. I don't care about that. I don't care".

'But I'm too proud of how I looked when I was younger. My body is still the same weight, but it's all distributed in a different way!' The actress, who was made a Dame in June 2001, intended to spare Mr Farrell the embarrassment of having his rejection made public.

But her agent said later: 'I can confirm that it is Colin Farrell that made an advance.'

Dame Eileen and Farrell will be seen together in the film Ask The Dust, which is due for release later this year.

Quite what Dame Eileen's second husband, film producer Bill Shephard makes of the incident is unknown. Her spokesman added: 'As far as I know they are happily married.'

Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Demi Moore and Naomi Campbell are among the women said to have fallen for Farrell, star of the epic flop Alexander.

Dame Eileen has pursued a distinguished career on TV, stage and screen. Her recent movies include Cold Mountain, Gosford Park and Vanity Fair.

HomerJSimpson · 05-06-2005, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Karim

I was expecting elephant woman by the descriptions. But I guess celebrities are targets. Who hasn't had a bad cold sore?

Stop using reason in the middle of a good ol' lynchin'!

Cuckoo · 05-06-2005, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karim

I was expecting elephant woman by the descriptions. But I guess celebrities are targets. Who hasn't had a bad cold sore?

I haven't. (knock on wood)

If I did, and especially if I was a celebrity, I'd probably stay inside for a few days rather than grinning for the cameras.

05-04-2005, 02:27 PM	#2
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Cuckoo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmond, OK	I was in love with Katie Holmes once. But I make it a personal rule not to mess with chicks with herpes. __________________ Commissioner - North American Football League Dallas Cowboys GM

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	In all of its...uh...glory. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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Cuckoo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmond, OK	Oh man, why'd you have to post it? Can't you just let people search it out if they want to and save everyone else's eyesight? ugh, man, ugh... __________________ Commissioner - North American Football League Dallas Cowboys GM

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Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	I'd still hit it. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

05-04-2005, 02:30 PM	#4
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Hello Katie Holmes ! Your Ron Mexico name, the ultimate disguise, is Summer Bahrain.

05-04-2005, 02:33 PM	#5
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	i cant find the pic...but for those interested, its on page 9 of the post today.

05-04-2005, 02:43 PM	#6
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	hxxp://foundrymusic.com snoop around. they are there. you have been warned.

05-04-2005, 02:52 PM	#7
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	Wow, that is pretty bad. I think I saw a little lip on her gigantic goddamn cold sore.

05-04-2005, 02:59 PM	#8
TazFTW Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Honolulu, HI	Yikes...

05-04-2005, 03:07 PM	#10
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	She looks like she had frostbite.

05-04-2005, 03:25 PM	#17
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	I'm stickin' with the my double cheeseburger.

05-04-2005, 03:26 PM	#19
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Besides, I think that's just chocolate sauce on the bottom lip... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-04-2005, 03:28 PM	#21
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	It's hard for me to tell where the lip starts and the herpes end without my glasses.

05-04-2005, 03:29 PM	#23
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Not that bad...not bad at all.

05-04-2005, 03:32 PM	#25
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	The picture in the NY Post today looked a lot worse--but then again, as has been noted in past threads, the Post will run pictures that are as unflattering as possible, even if they are misleading about it...

05-04-2005, 04:17 PM	#28
Ramzavail College Starter Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Strong Island, NY	oh god...couldnt she wear makeup?

05-04-2005, 04:38 PM	#30
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	What's the big deal? A skinny brunette librarian who lost a fight with a Tootsie Roll and is only a 5 or 6 to begin with. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-04-2005, 09:48 PM	#32
Karim College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Calgary	I was expecting elephant woman by the descriptions. But I guess celebrities are targets. Who hasn't had a bad cold sore?

05-04-2005, 11:19 PM	#35
Sharpieman Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Palo Alto, CA	In her defense, about 70% of the U.S. population has some form of herpes. __________________ Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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