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Old 05-10-2005, 01:20 PM   #1
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Incredible set of Jugs

hxxp://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2005_swimsuit/models/michelle_lombardo.html

Yup, I'm bored. Anyway, I clicked on CNN's SI Model of the Day and up popped Michelle Lombardo. Jeebus! What a set of boobs! Those things should have their own zip codes!


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Old 05-10-2005, 01:22 PM   #2
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:25 PM   #3
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:26 PM   #4
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That is a really nice set of jugs!
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:29 PM   #5
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:41 PM   #6
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More than one Jugs gun and you're risking a sprained thumb.
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:47 PM   #7
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meh. you want to see really big jugs, come to my house when the twins are being fed.

Just don't tell my wife I said it was okay to come take a peek.
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:52 PM   #8
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Does she take them one at a time, or double-barreled?
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:52 PM   #9
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meh. you want to see really big jugs, come to my house when the twins are being fed.

Just don't tell my wife I said it was okay to come take a peek.

Thanks for volunteering, but that would be...awkward. Damn pinko commie liberal in the den of the conservative looking at the conservative wife's boobs. That'd probably be justifiable homicide! Nice try, tho - good tactics to rid the world of another pinko commie liberal.




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Old 05-10-2005, 01:55 PM   #10
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That look in her eyes.....


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Old 05-10-2005, 01:55 PM   #11
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Does she take them one at a time, or double-barreled?

That was the question that immediately came to mind as well but I was unsure how to phrase it. Good work.
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:58 PM   #12
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Does she take them one at a time, or double-barreled?

usually one at a time, but every now and then they'll both need to eat so she'll whip 'em both out.

And Blackie, my wife (as well as both of my parents) is probably closer to you on the political spectrum than she is to me. I can get along with just about anybody in person.


that being said, i'm also having the author of "Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man" on teh show today.
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:59 PM   #13
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Have you ever even seen a set of jugs before? Those are clearly pitchers.
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Old 05-10-2005, 02:03 PM   #14
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usually one at a time, but every now and then they'll both need to eat so she'll whip 'em both out.

And Blackie, my wife (as well as both of my parents) is probably closer to you on the political spectrum than she is to me. I can get along with just about anybody in person.


that being said, i'm also having the author of "Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man" on teh show today.

Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man...that should have been a very short book.

Chapter 1:

Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man 4 teh win!

End of Story.


Now Cam, I'm obliged to ask you to post pics of your wife.
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Old 05-10-2005, 02:05 PM   #15
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Have you ever even seen a set of jugs before? Those are clearly pitchers.

no, no...these are pitchers:

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Old 05-10-2005, 02:11 PM   #16
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Have you ever seen pitchers before, those look like fans
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Old 05-10-2005, 02:29 PM   #17
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Hmm...

Getting an idea....


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Old 05-10-2005, 02:29 PM   #18
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RKs jugs make me wet.

Damn you for spilling on me.
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Old 05-10-2005, 02:40 PM   #19
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no, no...these are pitchers:



Schilling looks completely blitzed in this picture....
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:04 PM   #20
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meh. you want to see really big jugs, come to my house when the twins are being fed.

Just don't tell my wife I said it was okay to come take a peek.

I'm telling Elaine you're offering her hooters up for a peep show.
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:24 PM   #21
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Okay, I opened the link and scrolled clear to the bottom. In the bottom left corner is an ad to sign up for SI, is it just me or is that girl topless and we can see nips?
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:28 PM   #22
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Okay, I opened the link and scrolled clear to the bottom. In the bottom left corner is an ad to sign up for SI, is it just me or is that girl topless and we can see nips?

Looks like it, but no. Follow the link and you'll get a slightly larger picture. The bikini is fairly flesh-toned.
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:28 PM   #23
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I'm telling Elaine you're offering her hooters up for a peep show.



Women always ruin the fun of the spousal peep show.


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Old 05-10-2005, 03:29 PM   #24
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Meh. She doesn't do much for me. She reminds me too much of that fearsome chick from the first Survivor show (just from the commercials - I never watched it).

But then I'm more of a blonde-with-nice-ass guy anyway.
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:31 PM   #25
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Looks like it, but no. Follow the link and you'll get a slightly larger picture. The bikini is fairly flesh-toned.

Ahh wasn't sure if someone slipped a fast one on them and had either changed the pic or if a disgruntled employee had done it out of spite. Turns out it was neither.
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:36 PM   #26
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Women always ruin the fun of the spousal peep show.



No, just Cam's. Elaine is my buddy. Gotta watch out for her. Also note that I said I was just going to tell her, not that she wouldn't participate
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:37 PM   #27
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Women always ruin the fun of the spousal peep show.



I've even got pics on the computer ready to go.


Now watch the PM's come rolling in.
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:38 PM   #28
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I've even got pics on the computer ready to go.


Now watch the PM's come rolling in.

More like, watch the emails with attached trojan horses come rolling in!
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:39 PM   #29
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I've even got pics on the computer ready to go.


Now watch the PM's come rolling in.

Hell with PMs...just post 'em here.
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:40 PM   #30
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For the love of god, who let venus williams into the SI Swim Suit issue?!?!?!?! GAAAAAAA MY EYESSSSSS
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:45 PM   #31
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I've even got pics on the computer ready to go.
That's funny, I have some too




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Old 05-10-2005, 03:52 PM   #32
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Hell with PMs...just post 'em here.

Exactly. Where's Franky when you need him?
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:59 PM   #33
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Meh. She doesn't do much for me. She reminds me too much of that fearsome chick from the first Survivor show (just from the commercials - I never watched it).

But then I'm more of a blonde-with-nice-ass guy anyway.

I'm more of a bald-with-fat-ass guy.
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:59 PM   #34
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so THAT'S who she was chatting with!
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Old 05-10-2005, 04:13 PM   #35
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Meh. She doesn't do much for me. She reminds me too much of that fearsome chick from the first Survivor show (just from the commercials - I never watched it).

But then I'm more of a blonde-with-nice-ass guy anyway.

So am I. But she has a remarkably large set of (seemingly natural) hooters.
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Old 05-10-2005, 04:23 PM   #36
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so THAT'S who she was chatting with!

Yep. Helped her get your new webcam set up.
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Old 05-10-2005, 04:28 PM   #37
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:06 AM   #38
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Marisa Miller is SMOKING HOT. Jesus.
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:18 AM   #39
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Marisa Miller is SMOKING HOT. Jesus.

We have a winner.

I'm surprised the pictures she did for perfect 10 magazine don't show up on google image search.
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:19 AM   #40
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Nothing sexier than a naked woman playing basketball...

Edit: And I'm seeing a few on Google...
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:20 AM   #41
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If you're thinking of Natural 10, then the first image in a Yahoo! search is from there. Always nice to see unenhanced girls make it big.
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:20 AM   #42
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We have a winner.

I'm surprised the pictures she did for perfect 10 magazine don't show up on google image search.

That's it! I knew I recognized that name from somewhere!
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:28 PM   #43
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Just checked out this thread and all I have to say is:

Mine are better
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:31 PM   #44
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Just checked out this thread and all I have to say is:

Mine are better

I doubt it. We need proof.
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:34 PM   #45
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you people don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Marissa Miller.

she has breasts that rival the teets of the wolf that the mythical Romulus and Remus suckled from.
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:35 PM   #46
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you people don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Marissa Miller.

she has breasts that rival the teets of the wolf that the mythical Romulus and Remus suckled from.

What do you mean, that they're hairy?
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:37 PM   #47
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you people don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Marissa Miller.

she has breasts that rival the teets of the wolf that the mythical Romulus and Remus suckled from.


that doesn't sound all that good.
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:40 PM   #48
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What do you mean, that they're hairy?
Nah, that they're cast in bronze.

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Old 05-11-2005, 01:40 PM   #49
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they're glorious. do you people even know who Romulus and Remus are? they're the mythical founders of Rome.

Marissa Miller has breasts that can be the cradle of civilizations. her mammaries are like honey filled satchels.
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:42 PM   #50
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they're glorious. do you people even know who Romulus and Remus are?


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