Intelligent Design Explained

Blackadar · 07-07-2005, 04:12 PM

Simply fucking brilliant.

hxxp://www.venganza.org/index.htm

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OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD

I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

Check out the whole thing...

Greyroofoo · 07-07-2005, 04:17 PM

I am a believer

Desnudo · 07-07-2005, 04:19 PM

It sounds like we need more pirates.

BigJohn&TheLions · 07-07-2005, 04:30 PM

Mr. Henderson,

I cannot begin to express my extreme dissatisfaction with your belief that all that is was created by a "Flying Spaghetti Monster." In order for this to be an actual fact, it must be proven that there is such a being as this so-called "Flying Spaghetti Monster." Who, or what, created this "Flying Spaghetti Monster?" Are the noodles boiled or raw? Is there a sauce? If so, how much garlic was used? Meat, or no meat? Is the design of this "Flying Spaghetti Monster" intelligent in of itself?

This is all a bunch of hocus-pokus phooey. Everybody knows that Shirley Hemphill is in charge, and she ate your precious "Flying Spaghetti Monster."

weinstein7 · 07-07-2005, 04:34 PM

I dated a girl named Shirley Hemphill once!

She had a glutein allergy, and wouldn't eat pasta.

Weird, huh?

Bubba Wheels · 07-07-2005, 08:21 PM

"The fool hath said in his heart that there is no God."

Eaglesfan27 · 07-07-2005, 08:26 PM

Glutein can be a real killer.

Desnudo · 07-07-2005, 08:27 PM

I think glutein gets a bad rap.

Barkeep49 · 07-07-2005, 08:32 PM

I think that people with glutein problems are damned lucky to living nowadays cause they sure do have strong forces of evolution working against them imo.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-07-2005, 08:32 PM

Free Chilli Willy!

Surtt · 07-07-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

Mr. Henderson,

I cannot begin to express my extreme dissatisfaction with your belief that all that is was created by a "Flying Spaghetti Monster." In order for this to be an actual fact, it must be proven that there is such a being as this so-called "Flying Spaghetti Monster." Who, or what, created this "Flying Spaghetti Monster?" Are the noodles boiled or raw? Is there a sauce? If so, how much garlic was used? Meat, or no meat? Is the design of this "Flying Spaghetti Monster" intelligent in of itself?

This is all a bunch of hocus-pokus phooey. Everybody knows that Shirley Hemphill is in charge, and she ate your precious "Flying Spaghetti Monster."

Clearly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster evolved from some earlier form of Spaghetti Monster.

flere-imsaho · 07-07-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

Clearly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster evolved from some earlier form of Spaghetti Monster.

BLASPHEMY!!! STONE HIM!!!

sovereignstar · 07-07-2005, 09:41 PM

I want the mug that pisses Jesus off.

Fonzie · 07-07-2005, 09:51 PM

This makes me very, very happy.

terpkristin · 07-07-2005, 09:51 PM

Man that made my evening.

/tk

Fonzie · 07-07-2005, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bubba Wheels

"The fool hath said in his heart that there is no God."

Don't you ever get tired of people ignoring the shit out of you?

clintl · 07-07-2005, 09:54 PM

Brilliant.

Vince · 07-07-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

Don't you ever get tired of people ignoring the shit out of you?

How does one exactly ignore the shit out of someone?

Sorry, I just had to point out this line, as I found it rather amusing

Fonzie · 07-07-2005, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Vince

How does one exactly ignore the shit out of someone?

Sorry, I just had to point out this line, as I found it rather amusing

gi · 07-08-2005, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bubba Wheels

"The fool hath said in his heart that there is no God."

Matthew 5:22: "Whoever saith, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire"

HomerJSimpson · 07-08-2005, 07:42 AM

Proverbs 26:4 "Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him."

gi · 07-08-2005, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerJSimpson

Proverbs 26:4 "Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him."

Then the fool will never learn. Which falls in line with the dogma.

Blackadar · 07-08-2005, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerJSimpson

Proverbs 26:6 "Mess not with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, lest he cover you in sauce and serve you for brunch."

Fixed that for you.

HomerJSimpson · 07-08-2005, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

Fixed that for you.

Be warned. The day is coming, and nigh is, that the great mozzarella shaker will come. It shall drieth out the sauce, and none shall be covered.

Rizon · 07-08-2005, 08:19 AM

DeMar 19:85: "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

Coffee Warlord · 07-08-2005, 08:25 AM

Coffeius 1:1: "May thine rectum be mounted by a diseased yak."

Peregrine · 07-08-2005, 08:28 AM

Chronicle of FOFC 2:1 "Pix pls"

Drake · 07-08-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

DeMar 19:85: "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

A Better Off Dead reference! Yay!

JediKooter · 07-08-2005, 08:23 PM

From the book of Obiwan: "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows?"

Desnudo · 07-08-2005, 09:27 PM

Homer 9F17: "You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine. "

sterlingice · 07-08-2005, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Homer 9F17: "You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine. "

Ooh. Creative use of Fox episode numbers. Two thumbs up!

SI

panerd · 07-08-2005, 11:37 PM

Summer Heat 3:23 "Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center."

07-07-2005, 04:30 PM	#4
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	Mr. Henderson, I cannot begin to express my extreme dissatisfaction with your belief that all that is was created by a "Flying Spaghetti Monster." In order for this to be an actual fact, it must be proven that there is such a being as this so-called "Flying Spaghetti Monster." Who, or what, created this "Flying Spaghetti Monster?" Are the noodles boiled or raw? Is there a sauce? If so, how much garlic was used? Meat, or no meat? Is the design of this "Flying Spaghetti Monster" intelligent in of itself? This is all a bunch of hocus-pokus phooey. Everybody knows that Shirley Hemphill is in charge, and she ate your precious "Flying Spaghetti Monster." __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

07-07-2005, 08:26 PM	#7
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Glutein can be a real killer. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

07-07-2005, 08:32 PM	#10
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Free Chilli Willy! __________________ Toujour Pret

07-07-2005, 09:51 PM	#15
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Man that made my evening. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

07-07-2005, 04:17 PM	#2
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	I am a believer

07-07-2005, 04:19 PM	#3
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	It sounds like we need more pirates.

07-07-2005, 04:34 PM	#5
weinstein7 High School JV Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Rochester, NY	I dated a girl named Shirley Hemphill once! She had a glutein allergy, and wouldn't eat pasta. Weird, huh?

07-07-2005, 08:21 PM	#6
Bubba Wheels College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004	"The fool hath said in his heart that there is no God."

07-07-2005, 08:27 PM	#8
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I think glutein gets a bad rap.

07-07-2005, 08:32 PM	#9
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	I think that people with glutein problems are damned lucky to living nowadays cause they sure do have strong forces of evolution working against them imo.

07-07-2005, 09:41 PM	#13
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I want the mug that pisses Jesus off.

07-07-2005, 09:51 PM	#14
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	This makes me very, very happy.

07-07-2005, 09:54 PM	#17
clintl College Starter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Davis, CA	Brilliant.

07-08-2005, 07:42 AM	#21
HomerJSimpson College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Springfield, USA	Proverbs 26:4 "Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him."

07-08-2005, 08:25 AM	#26
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Coffeius 1:1: "May thine rectum be mounted by a diseased yak."

07-08-2005, 08:28 AM	#27
Peregrine Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cary, NC	Chronicle of FOFC 2:1 "Pix pls"

07-08-2005, 08:23 PM	#29
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	From the book of Obiwan: "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows?"

07-08-2005, 09:27 PM	#30
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Homer 9F17: "You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine. "

07-08-2005, 11:37 PM	#32
panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	Summer Heat 3:23 "Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center."

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