Trapped in the Closet

stevew · 07-08-2005, 07:27 AM

So RK meets C at a party, goes to her house, and has sex with her but then C's man, Ru comes home and finds RK in the closet after RK gets a call on his cell phone...shoulda used Vibrate!!!!!.....but RK has a gun, meanwhile Ru gets pissed at C for having sex with RK, but then Ru brings Bu up to the apartment, and reveals him to be his Boyfriend(gay!!!!), and they are getting married..so RK(Republican?!?!) gets pissed off, and leaves and calls his house, but hears a man's voice and, drives 75 mph home, until he gets stopped by an officer for speeding, but then RK's GF says it was just her brother T, so RK and GF have passionate sex, and he is just about to climax when HE REALIZES THERE IS A CONDOM(Safe Sex!!!!) on his sheets, and he doesnt use any, so he gets pissed at GF, who eventually reveals that she was sleeping with the Cop who gave RK a ticket, cause her friend R introduced her to the cop who is friends with Bu.

Tara · 07-08-2005, 07:34 AM

Ahhhhhhh! I was waiting to buy his last album to know how it's gonna end

!!! I hate you

Buzzbee · 07-08-2005, 08:05 AM

Hmmm...this sounds like a job for Flere. I need a diagram.

Flasch186 · 07-08-2005, 08:38 AM

remarkably Im lost.

timmae · 07-08-2005, 08:42 AM

hiding in the closet with a gun? What kinda girlie man is this RK?

flere-imsaho · 07-08-2005, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzbee

Hmmm...this sounds like a job for Flere. I need a diagram.

I'm gonna need a lot more coffee....

Tara · 07-08-2005, 08:49 AM

You really are lost? BTW he is a really hot girlie man...

sachmo71 · 07-08-2005, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

remarkably Im lost.

Even thought I overuse ellipsis, I believe they are called for here.

Flasch186 · 07-08-2005, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71

Even thought I overuse ellipsis, I believe they are called for here.

boy im slow on the uptake cuz this one got me too

flere-imsaho · 07-08-2005, 09:36 AM

stevew · 07-08-2005, 09:38 AM

Golden.

Flasch186 · 07-08-2005, 09:58 AM

no internet pron?

JeeberD · 07-08-2005, 10:05 AM

I used to have a good friend named Ru. He worked with me at BK. He was an ex-con, but a cool cat...

timmae · 07-08-2005, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Golden.

brilliant!!

Logan · 07-08-2005, 12:12 PM

I heard the whole 5 "chapters" on Power 105.1 on the 4th, and even though it was so bad, I couldn't make myself turn it off. I just had to keep listening to hear how stupid it would get.

And I heart flere.

Young Drachma · 07-08-2005, 12:14 PM

That diagram is classic.

As for that damn song.. I'm tired of R. Kelly

korme · 07-08-2005, 03:52 PM

hilarious fiere

kingfc22 · 07-08-2005, 04:08 PM

That is AWESOME!!!

AlexB · 07-08-2005, 04:53 PM

Trapped in the closet... Here was me thinking this was stevew's first steps to coming out!

Loren · 07-08-2005, 05:25 PM

GREATASTIC diagram..the first song sucks ass but i couldnt turn away from the video either, mixture of hmm what happens next along with, OMG this isnt EVEN MUSIC

..good to know the whole story though, i think..
I know there's the hot child molester thread on the women which is ok, but i dunno if RK would even make it to a GUY one, he kinda lost the "hotness" ability when he was stupid enough to have a videotape of it all done

Emiliano · 07-08-2005, 06:16 PM

Diagram=masterpiece

Ksyrup · 07-11-2005, 09:51 AM

Best song about being trapped in a closet:

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air.
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.
Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet.
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget.
Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies.
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.
Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise.
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,
And I'm back in the very same place I was before.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

And I can't bust out, and I can't break free.
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me.
And I can't go home, and I can't get loose,
And I try to escape, but it's just no use.
And I can't ever leave, and I can't ever win.
And we're runnin' outta air, and the walls are closin' in.
And I can't go back, and I can't get through.
But Vanna, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then.
See, I'm coming home from work, but I forgot my address.
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test.
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,
And I'm falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

Qwikshot · 07-11-2005, 10:30 AM

I watched the DVD video with friends, by the end of the night, we could actually sing a good portion of it...

It's like a car crash you can't but help rubberneck.

Pacersfan46 · 07-11-2005, 10:48 AM

People actually are paying attention to this stupid set of songs?

I swear.

Ksyrup · 10-27-2005, 04:08 PM

Reserve your copy today!

Klinglerware · 10-27-2005, 04:11 PM

I guess R.Kelly is going through his Styx phase...

Raiders Army · 10-27-2005, 04:58 PM

This is a strange thread.

stevew · 10-27-2005, 05:00 PM

Oh god.

Flasch186 · 10-27-2005, 05:38 PM

remarkably i dont remember this thread

07-08-2005, 08:05 AM	#3
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Hmmm...this sounds like a job for Flere. I need a diagram. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

07-08-2005, 08:38 AM	#4
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	remarkably Im lost. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

07-08-2005, 09:58 AM	#12
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07-08-2005, 10:05 AM	#13
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I used to have a good friend named Ru. He worked with me at BK. He was an ex-con, but a cool cat... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-08-2005, 12:14 PM	#16
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	That diagram is classic. As for that damn song.. I'm tired of R. Kelly __________________ Current dynasty: Playtesting chaos (Viperball 26) \| OOTP Mod: Managerial Strategy Files \| GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

07-08-2005, 07:34 AM	#2
Tara Mascot Join Date: May 2005 Location: Rome, Italy	Ahhhhhhh! I was waiting to buy his last album to know how it's gonna end !!! I hate you

07-08-2005, 08:42 AM	#5
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	hiding in the closet with a gun? What kinda girlie man is this RK?

07-08-2005, 08:49 AM	#7
Tara Mascot Join Date: May 2005 Location: Rome, Italy	You really are lost? BTW he is a really hot girlie man...

07-08-2005, 09:36 AM	#10
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland

07-08-2005, 09:38 AM	#11
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Golden.

07-08-2005, 12:12 PM	#15
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I heard the whole 5 "chapters" on Power 105.1 on the 4th, and even though it was so bad, I couldn't make myself turn it off. I just had to keep listening to hear how stupid it would get. And I heart flere.

07-08-2005, 03:52 PM	#17
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	hilarious fiere

07-08-2005, 04:08 PM	#18
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	That is AWESOME!!! __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

07-08-2005, 04:53 PM	#19
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Trapped in the closet... Here was me thinking this was stevew's first steps to coming out! __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

07-08-2005, 05:25 PM	#20
Loren High School JV Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: i live in tx	GREATASTIC diagram..the first song sucks ass but i couldnt turn away from the video either, mixture of hmm what happens next along with, OMG this isnt EVEN MUSIC ..good to know the whole story though, i think.. I know there's the hot child molester thread on the women which is ok, but i dunno if RK would even make it to a GUY one, he kinda lost the "hotness" ability when he was stupid enough to have a videotape of it all done __________________ Lorennnn...

07-08-2005, 06:16 PM	#21
Emiliano College Prospect Join Date: May 2004 Location: Nuremberg, Germany	Diagram=masterpiece __________________ Xbox Live&PSN: Emiliano81 GM of the Rome Gladiators in the WOOF

07-11-2005, 09:51 AM	#22
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Best song about being trapped in a closet: Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams. Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means. First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear, Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air. My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare. Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere. Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet. Next comes the part that I won't ever forget. Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies. They give me some velcro, and an order of fries. Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise. I fall down a hole and that's when I realize I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. All right! Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane? Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain? See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur. Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor. Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door, And I'm back in the very same place I was before. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. All right! And I can't bust out, and I can't break free. And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me. And I can't go home, and I can't get loose, And I try to escape, but it's just no use. And I can't ever leave, and I can't ever win. And we're runnin' outta air, and the walls are closin' in. And I can't go back, and I can't get through. But Vanna, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you? Come on Vanna, come on! Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again. That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then. See, I'm coming home from work, but I forgot my address. I'm half an hour late for my algebra test. Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest, And I'm falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. I'm STUCK IN A CLOSET with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-11-2005, 10:30 AM	#23
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	I watched the DVD video with friends, by the end of the night, we could actually sing a good portion of it... It's like a car crash you can't but help rubberneck.

07-11-2005, 10:48 AM	#24
Pacersfan46 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Indianapolis	People actually are paying attention to this stupid set of songs? I swear.

10-27-2005, 04:08 PM	#25
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Reserve your copy today! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-27-2005, 04:11 PM	#26
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	I guess R.Kelly is going through his Styx phase...

10-27-2005, 04:58 PM	#27
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	This is a strange thread.

10-27-2005, 05:00 PM	#28
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Oh god.

10-27-2005, 05:38 PM	#29
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	remarkably i dont remember this thread __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

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