How Many Five Year-Olds...

Subby · 07-20-2005, 11:36 AM

Taken from another board I frequent - this question fascinates me...

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

Glengoyne · 07-20-2005, 11:37 AM

groundhog day

Cringer · 07-20-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

groundhog day

yeah....

JeeberD · 07-20-2005, 11:38 AM

If anything is gonna draw HA out of the woodwork, this is it...

QuikSand · 07-20-2005, 11:39 AM

The First Time Was Fun Too

Maple Leafs · 07-20-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

The First Time Was Fun Too

Sure, but don't forget that a third of the five-year-olds from that thread have since turned six and are no longer eligible. So really, this is a new topic.

Subby · 07-20-2005, 11:52 AM

Dammit.

Subby · 07-20-2005, 11:52 AM

WSUCougar · 07-20-2005, 11:55 AM

So I guess Subby Time is four months behind Greenwich Mean?

rkmsuf · 07-20-2005, 11:56 AM

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Taken from another board I frequent - this question fascinates me...

dude that board sucks if you are just getting to this.

tomorrow they will be discussing naked zorro.

VPI97 · 07-20-2005, 12:02 PM

Subby = teh suck

Subby · 07-20-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

dude that board sucks if you are just getting to this.

tomorrow they will be discussing naked zorro.

It was from January. I suck for assuming we hadn't already discussed how to pwn a gaggle of five year-olds.

Did someone already discuss the strategy where you knock one out, pick them up by the ankles, and swing them around as a weapon?

That one rules.

Raiders Army · 07-20-2005, 12:09 PM

I think the best one was that I'm so little I can hide amongst them, and they don't know I'm the enemy so they start taking each other out.

wade moore · 07-20-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I think the best one was that I'm so little I can hide amongst them, and they don't know I'm the enemy so they start taking each other out.

Shorty's strategy?

kcchief19 · 07-20-2005, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

If anything is gonna draw HA out of the woodwork, this is it...

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic four months ago

you don't know how bad i want to fight 5 year olds now. i would pay a lot of money to be in this scenario. i would love to beat the shit out of tiny humans. i would rip and tear. i could envision myself losing my humanity for the required time to fuck these kids up. i'm talking blind bloodlust. i'm talking taking a kid and ripping its jaw off. i just got this sudden urge to fucking fuck shit up. you don't understand, i'm sitting here knowing that if i was in that situation, i could get the ability to take a tiny 5 year old neck and squeeze it.

man, what a fun time. awesome thread.

how many midgets do you think you could take on? i say i can bop versus 20.

There's a joke in there somewhere, but I just can't get the bat off my shoulder.

ahbrady · 07-20-2005, 04:17 PM

The first thread on this subject is my all-time favorite thread on here.

heybrad · 07-20-2005, 04:24 PM

I was thinking about trying out a game I've seen on other sites. Its called Werewolf.

Maple Leafs · 07-20-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by heybrad

I was thinking about trying out a game I've seen on other sites. Its called Werewolf.

Is that the one where you bat the penguin around?

07-20-2005, 11:38 AM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	If anything is gonna draw HA out of the woodwork, this is it... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-20-2005, 11:39 AM	#5
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	The First Time Was Fun Too Last edited by QuikSand : 07-20-2005 at 11:40 AM.

07-20-2005, 11:52 AM	#7
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Dammit. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-20-2005, 11:52 AM	#8
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	29 __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-20-2005, 11:55 AM	#9
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	So I guess Subby Time is four months behind Greenwich Mean? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-20-2005, 11:37 AM	#2
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	groundhog day

07-20-2005, 12:02 PM	#11
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Subby = teh suck __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

07-20-2005, 12:09 PM	#13
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I think the best one was that I'm so little I can hide amongst them, and they don't know I'm the enemy so they start taking each other out.

07-20-2005, 04:17 PM	#16
ahbrady High School JV Join Date: Apr 2002	The first thread on this subject is my all-time favorite thread on here.

07-20-2005, 04:24 PM	#17
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I was thinking about trying out a game I've seen on other sites. Its called Werewolf.

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