If I go missing

illinifan999 · 07-28-2005, 01:24 PM

If a story circulates that Daniel Ertmann in Spring Grove, IL was kidnapped sometime near 2 PM tomorrow, it was the Marines.

hhiipp · 07-28-2005, 01:27 PM

Can we make a post asking if "we'd hit you"?

Young Drachma · 07-28-2005, 01:35 PM

What did you sign up and now you don't want to go?

illinifan999 · 07-28-2005, 01:36 PM

No a guy phoned, and wants to setup a meeting. And I'm a sucker to say yes to meetings. Figured I'll get the pamphlets, let the man speak, and move on. Unless they pull a repeat of that one kid, in which case I got my tracks covered.

cartman · 07-28-2005, 01:38 PM

illinifan999 · 07-28-2005, 01:41 PM

It's so weird, it seems like they are obsessing over our school. He said he's got a meeting two hours earlier with a friend of mine, and last year they ruined a day in gym where we actually got to do something and got to do military drills instead. All I wanted to do was play basketball and instead I had to do some weird 4 man pushup.

HomerJSimpson · 07-28-2005, 01:44 PM

Just remember, recruiters lie like most people breath.

Calis · 07-28-2005, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illinifan999

.... and instead I had to do some weird 4 man pushup.

Let the jokes commence.

pennywisesb · 07-28-2005, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illinifan999

All I wanted to do was play basketball and instead I had to do some weird 4 man pushup.

You don't have to lie to kick it. We all know you liked the "four man pushup".

Blackadar · 07-28-2005, 03:15 PM

If you go missing....

...can I have your stuff?

JeeberD · 07-28-2005, 03:16 PM

I'm afraid to ask what you might want with a 17 year old boy's things...

Poli · 07-28-2005, 03:16 PM

Which MEPS are you going to?

illinifan999 · 07-28-2005, 03:18 PM

MEPS?

Bo Jackson's Hip · 07-28-2005, 03:21 PM

Military Entrance Processing Station. I went to Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, AL when I joined the Army way back when.

illinifan999 · 07-28-2005, 03:22 PM

I'm not going to a MEPs then ardent.

Blackadar · 07-28-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I'm afraid to ask what you might want with a 17 year old boy's things...

I need a wardrobe update with newer rock group tee-shirts.

illinifan999 · 07-28-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackadar

I need a wardrobe update with newer rock group tee-shirts.

Fuck that, you'll get a wardrobe filled with Illini t-shirts, Saluki t-shirts, RB High School baseball t-shirts, and about 40 jersey's. And you'll like it.

BigJohn&TheLions · 07-28-2005, 03:39 PM

When you go, just hit on him...

07-28-2005, 01:35 PM	#3
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	What did you sign up and now you don't want to go? __________________ Current dynasty: Up The Scots: Play To Clinch Tennis Dynasty \| OOTP Mod: Managerial Strategy Files \| GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

07-28-2005, 01:36 PM	#4
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	No a guy phoned, and wants to setup a meeting. And I'm a sucker to say yes to meetings. Figured I'll get the pamphlets, let the man speak, and move on. Unless they pull a repeat of that one kid, in which case I got my tracks covered. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

07-28-2005, 01:38 PM	#5
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	__________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-28-2005, 01:41 PM	#6
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	It's so weird, it seems like they are obsessing over our school. He said he's got a meeting two hours earlier with a friend of mine, and last year they ruined a day in gym where we actually got to do something and got to do military drills instead. All I wanted to do was play basketball and instead I had to do some weird 4 man pushup. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

07-28-2005, 03:16 PM	#11
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I'm afraid to ask what you might want with a 17 year old boy's things... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-28-2005, 01:27 PM	#2
hhiipp College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH	Can we make a post asking if "we'd hit you"?

07-28-2005, 01:44 PM	#7
HomerJSimpson College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Springfield, USA	Just remember, recruiters lie like most people breath.

07-28-2005, 03:15 PM	#10
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	If you go missing.... ...can I have your stuff?

07-28-2005, 03:16 PM	#12
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Which MEPS are you going to? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

07-28-2005, 03:18 PM	#13
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	MEPS? __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

07-28-2005, 03:21 PM	#14
Bo Jackson's Hip H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jacksonville, Florida	Military Entrance Processing Station. I went to Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, AL when I joined the Army way back when.

07-28-2005, 03:22 PM	#15
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	I'm not going to a MEPs then ardent. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

07-28-2005, 03:39 PM	#18
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	When you go, just hit on him... __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

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