Mike Tyson's New Job

Ksyrup · 08-05-2005, 01:57 PM

Mike Tyson turns porn star!

Asian News International
London, August 4, 2005

Former World Boxing Champion Mike Tyson may star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson.

Tyson, who retired from boxing last month, said that he desperately needs money to pay his tax bills of several million dollars, and a porn career could help him in his cause.

"I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry. I need the money up front," femalefirst quoted him as saying to Zoo magazine.

American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez also said that Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry.

"According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14in long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star," he said.

rkmsuf · 08-05-2005, 01:57 PM

Pedro Fernandez frightens me.

Raiders Army · 08-05-2005, 01:58 PM

Nice source.

Ksyrup · 08-05-2005, 01:58 PM

If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion - but not all of the ferocity that made him a rapist - he could definitely become a successful porn star," he said.

Galaxy · 08-05-2005, 01:58 PM

I don't even know what to say...

Ksyrup · 08-05-2005, 01:58 PM

If his quote is accurate, what does it matter where the source came from?

korme · 08-05-2005, 01:59 PM

I broke this story like a month ago

rkmsuf · 08-05-2005, 02:02 PM

Quick question...unless he's going to do the gay stuff, how is a man going to be a "star". Er, I'm really not focussed on that aspect of the performance.

SegRat · 08-05-2005, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I broke this story like a month ago

Yes you did, but you failed to mention Jenna!

Ksyrup · 08-05-2005, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Quick question...unless he's going to do the gay stuff, how is a man going to be a "star". Er, I'm really not focussed on that aspect of the performance.

The same way Dickless Bobbitt was a star - as a sideshow freak.

rkmsuf · 08-05-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The same way Dickless Bobbitt was a star - as a sideshow freak.

Key phrase is dickless. I mean who is like "omg, we have to get the tyson video, have you seen how big he is."

Something tells me Pedro Fernandez will be first in line.

korme · 08-05-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SegRat

Yes you did, but you failed to mention Jenna!

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/foru...ad.php?t=40848

Check out the big bolded text, it mentions Jenna Jameson!

Ksyrup · 08-05-2005, 02:23 PM

With dick or not, he's still a freak.

Think of it this way - I'm not really interested in seeing him screw anyone, either, but I might pay money for the audio portion of the session. Given his rants at press conferences, if Jenna can get him properly revved up, and he starts spewing a bunch of "take my dick you slut"-type comments in that voice of his, that would be some insane UIC. Off the wall hilarity.

WSUCougar · 08-05-2005, 02:24 PM

Don't take this the wrong way, but if I was a female porn star (and I'm not saying I'm not), I wouldn't want that guy anywhere near me.

Ksyrup · 08-05-2005, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

if I was a female porn star (and I'm not saying I'm not)

Don't tell me nothing I don't know.

Bee · 08-05-2005, 02:43 PM

I'd suggest ear muffs

BigJohn&TheLions · 08-05-2005, 03:47 PM

08-05-2005, 01:57 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Pedro Fernandez frightens me. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-05-2005, 01:58 PM	#4
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion - but not all of the ferocity that made him a rapist - he could definitely become a successful porn star," he said. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-05-2005, 01:58 PM	#6
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If his quote is accurate, what does it matter where the source came from? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-05-2005, 02:02 PM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Quick question...unless he's going to do the gay stuff, how is a man going to be a "star". Er, I'm really not focussed on that aspect of the performance. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-05-2005, 02:23 PM	#13
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	With dick or not, he's still a freak. Think of it this way - I'm not really interested in seeing him screw anyone, either, but I might pay money for the audio portion of the session. Given his rants at press conferences, if Jenna can get him properly revved up, and he starts spewing a bunch of "take my dick you slut"-type comments in that voice of his, that would be some insane UIC. Off the wall hilarity. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-05-2005, 01:58 PM	#3
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Nice source.

08-05-2005, 01:58 PM	#5
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	I don't even know what to say...

08-05-2005, 01:59 PM	#7
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I broke this story like a month ago

08-05-2005, 02:24 PM	#14
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Don't take this the wrong way, but if I was a female porn star (and I'm not saying I'm not), I wouldn't want that guy anywhere near me. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

08-05-2005, 02:43 PM	#16
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I'd suggest ear muffs

08-05-2005, 03:47 PM	#17
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	__________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

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