Breasts, Legs or Butt?

jbmagic · 08-18-2005, 02:28 PM

what turns you on more on a female?

Breasts, Legs or Butt

Raiders Army · 08-18-2005, 02:29 PM

Legs.

But I'd definitely take the thing that milk comes out of over the thing shit comes out of.

stevew · 08-18-2005, 02:29 PM

It all starts with the waist tho...

JeeberD · 08-18-2005, 02:30 PM

I don't know why, but this thread cracked me up..

Me, I'm a boob man. But I do like a nice butt as well...

korme · 08-18-2005, 02:31 PM

booooooty

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-18-2005, 02:31 PM

I thought it was going to be about chicken.

Raven · 08-18-2005, 02:32 PM

Boobs attract me initially, but after you've seen them once, I get bored with them.

A nice ass, I never get tired of looking at.

Cuckoo · 08-18-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

booooooty

Klinglerware · 08-18-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Legs.

But I'd definitely take the thing that milk comes out of over the thing shit comes out of.

I went to a dairy farm once, and on cows, the shit gets all over the thing where the milk comes out...

Raiders Army · 08-18-2005, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klinglerware

I went to a dairy farm once, and on cows, the shit gets all over the thing where the milk comes out...

Hence I would always pick a human woman over a cow.

Warhammer · 08-18-2005, 02:34 PM

Whatever I get to play with. Although if all areas are game I'll take boobs. Pity my wife won't let me play with em.

Loren · 08-18-2005, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I thought it was going to be about chicken.

I'm not down with chicken ass

mann Cringe better answer correctly here when he gets home

Schmidty · 08-18-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Raven

Boobs attract me initially, but after you've seen them once, I get bored with them.

How does one get bored with boobs? I find that to be an impossibility.

rkmsuf · 08-18-2005, 02:36 PM

sterlingice · 08-18-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I thought it was going to be about chicken.

Chicken butt?

SI

Loren · 08-18-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

How does one get bored with boobs? I find that to be an impossibility.

agrees
hell i havent even gotten bored with them and they've been on me 24/7 for the last 17 yrs

Schmidty · 08-18-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

agrees
hell i havent even gotten bored with them and they've been on me 24/7 for the last 17 yrs

I'll be right back....bathroom....sec...

JeeberD · 08-18-2005, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Chicken butt?

SI

Guess what?

Raiders Army · 08-18-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

agrees
hell i havent even gotten bored with them and they've been on me 24/7 for the last 17 yrs

I hope you're about 30-35 years old.

Edit: Wait, you were born in May 1977. 2005-17 years is 1988. So you've been playing with them since you were 11?

Coffee Warlord · 08-18-2005, 02:42 PM

A perfect ass is a sight to behold.

korme · 08-18-2005, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warhammer

Whatever I get to play with. Although if all areas are game I'll take boobs. Pity my wife won't let me play with em.

Houston, we have a problem.

rkmsuf · 08-18-2005, 02:42 PM

the thing about breasts is they never are in the toilet

jbmagic · 08-18-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

the thing about breasts is they never are in the toilet

just in our face

GoldenEagle · 08-18-2005, 02:44 PM

I prefer all three. Thank you.

korme · 08-18-2005, 02:45 PM

Yes, but a booty accenuates a woman's whole body. Nice booty means they have nice curves, and that is teh win.

Loren · 08-18-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I hope you're about 30-35 years old.

Edit: Wait, you were born in May 1977. 2005-17 years is 1988. So you've been playing with them since you were 11?

well thats when they appeared

i said i had gotten tired of them, you added the "playing"

u sick lil monkey

vtbub · 08-18-2005, 02:46 PM

it's all good

rkmsuf · 08-18-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Yes, but a booty accenuates a woman's whole body. Nice booty means they have nice curves, and that is teh win.

It's like the chicken and the egg thing.

Even though boobs really serve no purpose and the play there is usually short, I'm no Butterscotch Pirate and prefer my extracaricular activities up top.

Izulde · 08-18-2005, 02:48 PM

*puts on his Male Pig hat*

For me, it's mostly about the chesticles. Now I'm not talking no huge 50 lb. weights that flip flop all over the place, fuck up the chick's back and end up smashing your head like that one guy who got his face busted up by that one stripper's EEEE or whatever boobies. I'm keeping it real, yo. 36D or lower, mos def. 34C we talking perfect, but I got game for around there too, just fine.

For an ass, score me something that's got a very slight curve to it, but small, the smaller the better as long as it's got something of a curve. Ghetto bootays ain't my flava, you know? Then there's the chicks what got no butt at all. That's straight up funny.

Legs I don't notice unless they too thick. When that happens, I'm thinking "Damn that shit uglier than the schlongs of them male porn stars on steroids." I'll take average and I'll take popsicle sticks. Just for the love of sweet, sweet Jesus getting his freak on with Mary Magdalene, don't hook me up with legs that make mine look like an anorexic chick's.

*Takes off Male Pig hat*

So yeah, I'm pretty much a breast dude.

Wolfpack · 08-18-2005, 02:48 PM

Raiders Army · 08-18-2005, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

well thats when they appeared

i said i had gotten tired of them, you added the "playing"

u sick lil monkey

Sorry. I assumed that "not getting bored with them" equated to "playing with them." My bad.

korme · 08-18-2005, 02:50 PM

Here's also a novel option.. the face.

I like faces, mouths too.

jbmagic · 08-18-2005, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Yes, but a booty accenuates a woman's whole body. Nice booty means they have nice curves, and that is teh win.

you a brother?

i know the brothers at work love the big booty.

this was the topic of the day at lunch today

rkmsuf · 08-18-2005, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

you a brother?

i know the brothers at work love the big booty.

this was the topic of the day at lunch today

We need Noop in here.

Loren · 08-18-2005, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Here's also a novel option.. the face.

I like faces, mouths too.

ohhhhhhhh shorty's trying to score nice guy points

korme · 08-18-2005, 02:54 PM

Haha, I guess jb hasn't checked the what do you look like thread. I just like a nice ass, it doesn't have to be big to be nice.

But a girl with curves is hot, I guess I compared it most closely to a butt.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-18-2005, 02:54 PM

I think this thread needs a poll.

korme · 08-18-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

ohhhhhhhh shorty's trying to score nice guy points

I didn't think I'd get any nice guy points for talking about my love of a good mouth

rkmsuf · 08-18-2005, 02:55 PM

This thread needs some pic plz thank you very much.

BrianD · 08-18-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Sorry. I assumed that "not getting bored with them" equated to "playing with them." My bad.

Don't feel bad, I had the same assumption.

korme · 08-18-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I think this thread needs a poll.

But pregnant bellies didn't make the cut FWR!

Loren · 08-18-2005, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I didn't think I'd get any nice guy points for talking about my love of a good mouth

and THERE they went....

rkmsuf · 08-18-2005, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

and THERE they went....

Disrobe or get out.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-18-2005, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

But pregnant bellies didn't make the cut FWR!

But pregnant boobs do.

korme · 08-18-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

But pregnant boobs do.

Heh, touche

jbmagic · 08-18-2005, 02:58 PM

some guy at work when we ask him,he said the best part on a woman is there feet.

Schmidty · 08-18-2005, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

But pregnant boobs do.

I'm going to faint.

Warhammer · 08-18-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Houston, we have a problem.

Yeah, my wife has a nice rack, and her family, being jealous made fun of her for years to my detriment. Hell, I've spent the last 4 years trying to pull my wife out of her shell sexually.

Anyway, back on topic, since I can't play with those, I just need to be nice to the kitty.

rkmsuf · 08-18-2005, 03:01 PM

Loren · 08-18-2005, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Disrobe or get out.

I'll do it after Farrah does

08-18-2005, 02:30 PM	#4
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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	the thing about breasts is they never are in the toilet __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I prefer all three. Thank you. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

08-18-2005, 02:46 PM	#27
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	it's all good __________________

08-18-2005, 02:29 PM	#2
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Legs. But I'd definitely take the thing that milk comes out of over the thing shit comes out of.

08-18-2005, 02:29 PM	#3
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	It all starts with the waist tho...

08-18-2005, 02:31 PM	#5
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	booooooty

08-18-2005, 02:31 PM	#6
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I thought it was going to be about chicken.

08-18-2005, 02:32 PM	#7
Raven College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Baltimore, MD	Boobs attract me initially, but after you've seen them once, I get bored with them. A nice ass, I never get tired of looking at.

08-18-2005, 02:34 PM	#11
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	Whatever I get to play with. Although if all areas are game I'll take boobs. Pity my wife won't let me play with em.

08-18-2005, 02:42 PM	#20
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	A perfect ass is a sight to behold.

08-18-2005, 02:45 PM	#25
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Yes, but a booty accenuates a woman's whole body. Nice booty means they have nice curves, and that is teh win.

08-18-2005, 02:48 PM	#29
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	puts on his Male Pig hat For me, it's mostly about the chesticles. Now I'm not talking no huge 50 lb. weights that flip flop all over the place, fuck up the chick's back and end up smashing your head like that one guy who got his face busted up by that one stripper's EEEE or whatever boobies. I'm keeping it real, yo. 36D or lower, mos def. 34C we talking perfect, but I got game for around there too, just fine. For an ass, score me something that's got a very slight curve to it, but small, the smaller the better as long as it's got something of a curve. Ghetto bootays ain't my flava, you know? Then there's the chicks what got no butt at all. That's straight up funny. Legs I don't notice unless they too thick. When that happens, I'm thinking "Damn that shit uglier than the schlongs of them male porn stars on steroids." I'll take average and I'll take popsicle sticks. Just for the love of sweet, sweet Jesus getting his freak on with Mary Magdalene, don't hook me up with legs that make mine look like an anorexic chick's. Takes off Male Pig hat So yeah, I'm pretty much a breast dude. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

08-18-2005, 02:48 PM	#30
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Yes.

08-18-2005, 02:50 PM	#32
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Here's also a novel option.. the face. I like faces, mouths too.

08-18-2005, 02:54 PM	#36
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Haha, I guess jb hasn't checked the what do you look like thread. I just like a nice ass, it doesn't have to be big to be nice. But a girl with curves is hot, I guess I compared it most closely to a butt.

08-18-2005, 02:55 PM	#39
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	This thread needs some pic plz thank you very much. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-18-2005, 02:58 PM	#46
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	some guy at work when we ask him,he said the best part on a woman is there feet.

08-18-2005, 03:01 PM	#49
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	tmi __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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