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Old 08-22-2005, 01:03 PM   #1
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Fritz: My Pubic Analogies

My Pubes::Your Beard
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:03 PM   #2
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Argghh,

checkmate.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:16 PM   #3
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My Pubes::Your Beard

Brilliant use of the parody thread (and that is a very rare thing).
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:22 PM   #4
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It just seems disingenuous to introduce a thread ostensibly about analogies, then shifting it around to the other side of the body. I'm disappointed.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:38 PM   #5
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It just seems disingenuous to introduce a thread ostensibly about analogies, then shifting it around to the other side of the body. I'm disappointed.


Now that we've got your attention Mr. Solecismic (Subby secretly devised this plan) , would you please release some informaion about your upcoming sim?
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:42 PM   #6
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It just seems disingenuous to introduce a thread ostensibly about analogies, then shifting it around to the other side of the body. I'm disappointed.
Took me a few moments, but I finally got it.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:45 PM   #7
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Took me a few moments, but I finally got it.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:47 PM   #8
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Uhhh...I meant Jim's post, not yours. I got yours right away...heh heh.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:48 PM   #9
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Now that we've got your attention Mr. Solecismic (Subby secretly devised this plan) , would you please release some informaion about your upcoming sim?

Any announcements will be posted on FrontOfficeGames.com as soon as they are available.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:50 PM   #10
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My Pubes::Your Beard


Fritz had his beard waxed off?
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:50 PM   #11
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Any announcements will be posted on FrontOfficeGames.com as soon as they are available.
Estimated spike in web hits this afternoon due to this innocent little post: 100,000
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:52 PM   #12
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Estimated spike in web hits this afternoon due to this innocent little post: 100,000

If I had 100,000 customers, I'd retire and give all my future products away for free.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:58 PM   #13
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Any announcements will be posted on FrontOfficeGames.com as soon as they are available.

Dammit! I lose again.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:58 PM   #14
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Yeah, but I'm figuring maybe a half-dozen guys from FOFC are good for - I dunno - 60,000 hits by themselves.
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:05 PM   #15
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If Jeeber's posts were customers, Jim would be a rich man.
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:07 PM   #16
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Fritz had his beard waxed off?
And he has a tatoo where the beard was that says "Taking Care of Biznass" with a big black arrow pointing down ...
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:09 PM   #17
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Since Fritz has been a sporadic visitor lo these recent months, someone should defend him against these hostile, unprovoked attacks:

Subby, I'm sure he would have kept the beard except for the abrasive rash it kept giving your soft and supple man-boobs.
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:10 PM   #18
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My Public Anal Orgies?
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:12 PM   #19
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Subby, I'm sure he would have kept the beard except for the abrasive rash it kept giving your soft and supple man-boobs.
That, and it's hard to trick-or-treat as Diana Ross when you have a full-on Grizzly Adams...
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:14 PM   #20
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