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Old 08-29-2005, 10:37 PM   #1
PilotMan
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Unhappy Why do some people stink?

I don't mean stink because of what they do. I mean stink because they fail to maintain personal hygiene.

I was at the airport getting ready to fly back to Cincinnati, and there was this guy. He had some of the worst BO that I have ever had the displeasure of smelling. Thank god that I didn't have to sit by him.

He actually walked by me later leaving the bathroom, he stunk so bad, that the smell lingered in the air for over a minute after he had gone! WTF is up with that!? How can you go out in public like that? Can you not smell how bad you reek!?

FWIW, people have actually been denied flying because they smelled so bad that other passengers complained and they had to be "cleaned" before they could continue. For the love of god, why let it get that bad?
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Old 08-29-2005, 10:38 PM   #2
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Im sorry, our hot water was out and I have much too sensitive skin for the cold water.
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:22 PM   #3
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It wasn't his fault, a valet who was in his car had terrible BO and it was passed on to him.
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Old 08-30-2005, 02:19 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by PilotMan
I don't mean stink because of what they do. I mean stink because they fail to maintain personal hygiene.

I was at the airport getting ready to fly back to Cincinnati, and there was this guy. He had some of the worst BO that I have ever had the displeasure of smelling. Thank god that I didn't have to sit by him.

He actually walked by me later leaving the bathroom, he stunk so bad, that the smell lingered in the air for over a minute after he had gone! WTF is up with that!? How can you go out in public like that? Can you not smell how bad you reek!?

FWIW, people have actually been denied flying because they smelled so bad that other passengers complained and they had to be "cleaned" before they could continue. For the love of god, why let it get that bad?

It could be hyperactive sweat glands.....Of course it all depends on what kind of stink it is.
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Old 08-30-2005, 03:08 AM   #5
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It wasn't his fault, a valet who was in his car had terrible BO and it was passed on to him.

Wow. Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:43 AM   #6
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Please. Come to Chicago, and you'll be asking this question every day!
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Old 08-30-2005, 10:16 AM   #7
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fat must stink
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Old 08-30-2005, 11:04 AM   #8
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Please. Come to Chicago, and you'll be asking this question every day!

That's pretty mean of you. I just showered!
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