Ancient Moderator's Haiku

WSUCougar · 08-30-2005, 10:00 AM

Thread of morning stinks
Noon boxing, tantrums arise
Release the beyotch.

Subby · 08-30-2005, 10:09 AM

NoMyths · 08-30-2005, 10:11 AM

The bullfrog complains
His noise brings hungry turtles
Again, calm silence

Blackadar · 08-30-2005, 10:12 AM

Sir, we are not worthy.

Subby · 08-30-2005, 10:28 AM

NoMyths was a stonecold hottie
Average face but a smokin' body
After one drink he would shout
"On the first date I'll put out!"
I read this on the wall in the potty

HomerJSimpson · 08-30-2005, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

NoMyths was a stonecold hottie
Average face but a smokin' body
After one drink he would shout
"On the first date I'll put out!"
I read this on the wall in the potty

lymrics > haiku

WSUCougar · 08-30-2005, 11:19 AM

There once was a Sub from McLean
Who liked to wear tube tops of green.
But he always did gloat:
"I've got tits like a goat!"
Perhaps he's a Pat or a Jean?

Barkeep49 · 08-30-2005, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerJSimpson

lymrics > haiku

Amen to that.

kurtism · 08-30-2005, 11:47 AM

Limerick, dammit, limerick!

Critch · 08-30-2005, 11:49 AM

There once was a fellow called Subby
Who was more than a little bit Tubby
While out on a date
He said "I must lose some weight
My gut's in the way of my chubby"

HomerJSimpson · 08-30-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurtism

Limerick, dammit, limerick!

I like lymric better. I'm not much on things with lime added.

Subby · 08-30-2005, 12:12 PM

Sure, Critch shagged an occasional sheep
But the Scotsman never got in them too deep
He spoke to them sweetly
As he slid in his meatly
Never once did his sweet bitches feel cheap

Critch · 08-30-2005, 12:30 PM

So Subby's a little bit sick
He likes nothing better than huffing on dick
he said, with a cough
"I'll suck your dog off
and I'll swallow his goo double quick"

QuikSand · 08-30-2005, 12:43 PM

When the FOFC starts with verse
It begets an unstoppable curse
As the amateurs reign
It's unspeakable pain
As the poetry runs bad to worse

Subby · 08-30-2005, 12:45 PM

Yeah my boy Critch is old, bald and fat.
But you ladies know that's where it's at.
Let me ask you just one thing...
Wanna see Critch in a g-string?
Does the Pope where a real funny hat?

WSUCougar · 08-30-2005, 12:48 PM

Quik does the Sand fall
Through the eternal hourglass
Of old chilidogs.

JonInMiddleGA · 08-30-2005, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Quik does the Sand fall
Through the eternal hourglass
Of old chilidogs.

So are the Days of Our Lives.

WSUCougar · 08-30-2005, 03:47 PM

Jon in the middle?
I thought he was on the right.
Ha ha ha, Georgia.

08-30-2005, 10:09 AM	#2
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	gold __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

08-30-2005, 10:28 AM	#5
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	NoMyths was a stonecold hottie Average face but a smokin' body After one drink he would shout "On the first date I'll put out!" I read this on the wall in the potty __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

08-30-2005, 11:19 AM	#7
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	There once was a Sub from McLean Who liked to wear tube tops of green. But he always did gloat: "I've got tits like a goat!" Perhaps he's a Pat or a Jean? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

08-30-2005, 11:49 AM	#10
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	There once was a fellow called Subby Who was more than a little bit Tubby While out on a date He said "I must lose some weight My gut's in the way of my chubby" Last edited by Critch : 08-30-2005 at 11:50 AM.

08-30-2005, 12:12 PM	#12
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Sure, Critch shagged an occasional sheep But the Scotsman never got in them too deep He spoke to them sweetly As he slid in his meatly Never once did his sweet bitches feel cheap __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 08-30-2005 at 12:17 PM.

08-30-2005, 10:11 AM	#3
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	The bullfrog complains His noise brings hungry turtles Again, calm silence

08-30-2005, 10:12 AM	#4
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Sir, we are not worthy.

08-30-2005, 11:47 AM	#9
kurtism High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Noblesville	Limerick, dammit, limerick!

08-30-2005, 12:30 PM	#13
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	So Subby's a little bit sick He likes nothing better than huffing on dick he said, with a cough "I'll suck your dog off and I'll swallow his goo double quick"

08-30-2005, 12:43 PM	#14
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	When the FOFC starts with verse It begets an unstoppable curse As the amateurs reign It's unspeakable pain As the poetry runs bad to worse

08-30-2005, 12:45 PM	#15
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Yeah my boy Critch is old, bald and fat. But you ladies know that's where it's at. Let me ask you just one thing... Wanna see Critch in a g-string? Does the Pope where a real funny hat? __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

08-30-2005, 12:48 PM	#16
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Quik does the Sand fall Through the eternal hourglass Of old chilidogs. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

08-30-2005, 03:47 PM	#18
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Jon in the middle? I thought he was on the right. Ha ha ha, Georgia. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

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