OT: Post Wife Pictures Here (NSFW - You have been warned)

SackAttack · 08-30-2005, 04:45 PM

I don't know, Airhog. Won't it get your wife in trouble if I post pictures of her here?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-30-2005, 04:46 PM

I don't have a wife.

MIJB#19 · 08-30-2005, 04:49 PM

Did you know: the word 'wife' sounds exactly the same as the dutch word for 'bitch'?

gottimd · 08-30-2005, 04:51 PM

I would post mine, but all I have are nude ones of her.

jeff061 · 08-30-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

I would post mine, but all I have are nude ones of her.

Is that so.....

cartman · 08-30-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

Did you know: the word 'wife' sounds exactly the same as the dutch word for 'bitch'?

Many people get the two words confused in English, so it's not surprising...

Maple Leafs · 08-30-2005, 06:23 PM

Hurst2112 · 08-30-2005, 06:32 PM

you asked

korme · 08-31-2005, 01:47 AM

worst.thread.ever.

BigJohn&TheLions · 08-31-2005, 01:54 AM

Bee · 08-31-2005, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Wow, we're married to the same woman!

Tigercat · 08-31-2005, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

Wow, we're married to the same woman!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2005, 08:45 AM

If I knew how to post pictures on the Internet, I'd post pictures of my wife.

PackerFanatic · 08-31-2005, 08:48 AM

Wow...this thread took a turn for the worst, lol.

PackerFanatic · 08-31-2005, 08:48 AM

http://photos.yahoo.com/amgamer23

You want to see some crazy college kids? Check that out...my fiancee is in there somewhere (the one named Kirsten) I am the crazy one with the bozo shirt on in some of the pics, heh.

Marc Vaughan · 08-31-2005, 08:52 AM

Here's a photo of my better half (Becca) from earlier in the year when we went to some fancy ball do (only time she's ever seen me in a suit outside of our wedding

).

Subby · 08-31-2005, 12:56 PM

I'll post a pic of my wife if five more married females here post their pics.

The wifes posted so far look very cool.

capsicum · 08-31-2005, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I don't have a wife.

Neither do I..

And as I sit here with my butt length blonde hair tied in a not drenched with olive oil and stuffed into a grocerybag.."It really is the best conditioning treatment for hair ive ever found...A trick I learned from my days when I use to model, bout the only thing that saves your hair from the constant blow drying , flat irons and curling rods involved with the job ...And a treatment I highly recomend for you Farrah, post babys birth , After my last baby was born 5 months ago "Scarlett" my hair started falling out by the droves and that is not a very nice thing, with hair as long as mine , I was stuck cleaning out the vacumn's roller bar on the daily basis practicaly..
Anyway im thinking all of you should be thankful that there is not a camera aimed at me now because the sight of me with my bag squashed over my head would probably scare grown men ...........

Raiders Army · 08-31-2005, 12:59 PM

Is there a glitch in the matrix?

HomerJSimpson · 08-31-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Is there a glitch in the matrix?

RUNNN!!!!

Subby · 08-31-2005, 01:07 PM

Models are dumb.

Ksyrup · 08-31-2005, 01:18 PM

So after 10 minutes, that "butt hair olive oil squashed bags" thing no longer scares small children?

MizzouRah · 08-31-2005, 01:18 PM

Should we post before marriage or after two kids.

capsicum · 08-31-2005, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Models are dumb.

Just wondering if this guy has any friends on here? Or is he always such a prick?

Hey Subby , you can quit following me around like a Forum Stalker posting lameass comments anytime now.

rkmsuf · 08-31-2005, 01:26 PM

Models make Stephen A Smith look like a genius.

Subby · 08-31-2005, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capsicum

Just wondering if this guy has any friends on here? Or is he always such a prick?

Hey Subby , you can quit following me around like a Forum Stalker posting lameass comments anytime now.

Dumb AND feisty.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2005, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capsicum

Just wondering if this guy has any friends on here? Or is he always such a prick?

Hey Subby , you can quit following me around like a Forum Stalker posting lameass comments anytime now.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-31-2005, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Dumb AND feisty.

I can't remember, is it Subby with the midget fetish? Or am I thinking of someone else?

cuervo72 · 08-31-2005, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

I'll post a pic of my wife if five more married females here post their pics.

The wifes posted so far look very cool.

Dude, your wife's been on national (well, syndicated) TV.

heybrad · 08-31-2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I can't remember, is it Subby with the midget fetish? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Fritz likes the midgets.

Subby is SuperGay.

cuervo72 · 08-31-2005, 01:31 PM

heybrad

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-31-2005, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heybrad

Fritz likes the midgets.

Subby is SuperGay.

Oh that's right. Thanks for clearing that up.

VPI97 · 08-31-2005, 01:35 PM

Less talk, more hot wives, pls k thx.

Subby · 08-31-2005, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97

Less talk, more hot wives, pls k thx.

You know what to do, then.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2005, 01:46 PM

Since Marc was kind enough to post a picture (hay Becca wassup), I'll post one, too.

rkmsuf · 08-31-2005, 01:51 PM

combine your wristbands and the sunglasses and you are stylin.

HomerJSimpson · 08-31-2005, 01:55 PM

VPI97 · 08-31-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

You know what to do, then.

woot!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-31-2005, 02:51 PM

oh shi

capsicum · 08-31-2005, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

So after 10 minutes, that "butt hair olive oil squashed bags" thing no longer scares small children?

LoL- It was accidentally posted twice because just as I hit the submit reply button I got bumped off the internet and it didnt show up after I rebooted immediately , and I after re-writing it the second time I thought the whole small children thing could just be skipped because with the exception of Subby I dont believe there are to many small children at risk of reading this board ...

P.S thanks for pointing it out...I fixed it

Wolfpack · 08-31-2005, 02:58 PM

VPI97: Nice! However the shirt is gadawful ugly! (It's game week...gotta nick ya for something, after all.

)

Swaggs · 08-31-2005, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97

woot!

This is like looking at a Monet in a frame from WalMart.

cuervo72 · 08-31-2005, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capsicum

LoL- It was accidentally posted twice because just as I hit the submit reply button I got bumped off the internet and it didnt show up after I rebooted immediately , and I after re-writing it the second time I thought the whole small children thing could just be skipped because with the exception of Subby I dont believe there are to many small children at risk of reading this board ...

Considering how unintelligible half of the posts here are, probably not.

Subby · 08-31-2005, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capsicum

because with the exception of Subby I dont believe there are to many small children at risk of reading this board ..

You've obviously never met your husband.

Mdog · 08-31-2005, 04:06 PM

You all have very beautiful wives! There is nothing hotter than a woman in a jersey. Even when my wife insists on wearing a cardinals jersey. Go Cubs 2006!

capsicum · 08-31-2005, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

After all my stupid comments I obviously better hope I never meet your husband.

There I fixed it for ya...

Antmeister · 08-31-2005, 04:17 PM

Maybe it is because I am totally new to this board, but how/when did this capsicum vs. Subby thing happen?

Subby · 08-31-2005, 04:17 PM

Sweet, my first internet threat.

korme · 08-31-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Sweet, my first internet threat.

ILL KILL YOU BertJones

08-30-2005, 04:51 PM	#5
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	I would post mine, but all I have are nude ones of her. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

08-30-2005, 06:23 PM	#8
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	__________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

08-30-2005, 06:32 PM	#9
Hurst2112 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Minneapolis	you asked __________________ http://www.myspace.com/longliveanalog

08-31-2005, 01:54 AM	#11
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	__________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

08-31-2005, 08:45 AM	#14
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	If I knew how to post pictures on the Internet, I'd post pictures of my wife. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-30-2005, 04:45 PM	#2
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	I don't know, Airhog. Won't it get your wife in trouble if I post pictures of her here?

08-30-2005, 04:46 PM	#3
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I don't have a wife.

08-30-2005, 04:49 PM	#4
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Did you know: the word 'wife' sounds exactly the same as the dutch word for 'bitch'?

08-31-2005, 01:47 AM	#10
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	worst.thread.ever.

08-31-2005, 08:48 AM	#15
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Wow...this thread took a turn for the worst, lol. __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

08-31-2005, 08:52 AM	#17
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	Here's a photo of my better half (Becca) from earlier in the year when we went to some fancy ball do (only time she's ever seen me in a suit outside of our wedding ). Last edited by Marc Vaughan : 08-31-2005 at 08:54 AM.

08-31-2005, 12:56 PM	#18
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I'll post a pic of my wife if five more married females here post their pics. The wifes posted so far look very cool. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

08-31-2005, 12:59 PM	#20
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Is there a glitch in the matrix?

08-31-2005, 01:07 PM	#22
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Models are dumb. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

08-31-2005, 01:18 PM	#23
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	So after 10 minutes, that "butt hair olive oil squashed bags" thing no longer scares small children? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-31-2005, 01:18 PM	#24
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Should we post before marriage or after two kids.

08-31-2005, 01:26 PM	#26
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Models make Stephen A Smith look like a genius. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-31-2005, 01:31 PM	#32
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	heybrad __________________ null

08-31-2005, 01:35 PM	#34
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Less talk, more hot wives, pls k thx. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining" Last edited by VPI97 : 08-31-2005 at 01:35 PM.

08-31-2005, 01:46 PM	#36
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Since Marc was kind enough to post a picture (hay Becca wassup), I'll post one, too. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-31-2005, 01:51 PM	#37
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	combine your wristbands and the sunglasses and you are stylin. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-31-2005, 01:55 PM	#38
HomerJSimpson College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Springfield, USA

08-31-2005, 02:51 PM	#40
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	oh shi __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-31-2005, 02:58 PM	#42
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	VPI97: Nice! However the shirt is gadawful ugly! (It's game week...gotta nick ya for something, after all. )

08-31-2005, 04:06 PM	#46
Mdog n00b Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Moline, IL	You all have very beautiful wives! There is nothing hotter than a woman in a jersey. Even when my wife insists on wearing a cardinals jersey. Go Cubs 2006!

08-31-2005, 04:17 PM	#48
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Maybe it is because I am totally new to this board, but how/when did this capsicum vs. Subby thing happen?

08-31-2005, 04:17 PM	#49
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Sweet, my first internet threat. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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