Fuel Alternative?

Yossarian · 09-15-2005, 06:41 AM

dude. This is fucked up right here:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

Quote:

BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem.".......

vex · 09-15-2005, 08:13 AM

Long as it's cheap.

A-Husker-4-Life · 09-15-2005, 08:38 AM

Wasn't that on Back to the future...

Anthony · 09-15-2005, 08:49 AM

"Road"?....where we're going, we don't need no "road".

JeeberD · 09-15-2005, 09:09 AM

As long as he's not killing them himself for this I don't see the problem...

rkmsuf · 09-15-2005, 09:13 AM

I love this guy.

Yossarian · 09-15-2005, 09:28 AM

It's just so random. Like why cats?

Could set up a good system between the pound. Any cats not claimed / adopted within a month get turned into fuel.

rkmsuf · 09-15-2005, 09:30 AM

What do you mean why cats? Makes perfect sense. Finally we've found out why cats exist.

CamEdwards · 09-15-2005, 09:54 AM

the ultimate in renewable energy.

A-Husker-4-Life · 09-15-2005, 11:09 AM

I wonder what the exhaust smells like..???? It can't be good...

sterlingice · 09-15-2005, 11:10 AM

I gotta hand him this- it's inventive. You know he wasn't cheating in inventor's school or anything ("say, Billy, I just don't think your dead cat fuel plan is workable" "everyone says that, Mr Meyers, but you'll see one day!"

SI

Fonzie · 09-15-2005, 11:18 AM

The CNN article linked above states that he is now denying cats are used in his concoction.

Fidatelo · 09-15-2005, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by A-Husker-4-Life

I wonder what the exhaust smells like..???? It can't be good...

Ginger beef?

BigJohn&TheLions · 09-15-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

As long as he's not killing them himself for this I don't see the problem...

He's not killing them himself. His car is when he runs them down.

I wonder if he stops and picks them up, or if he has some sort of collection device that scoops up the flat cat and puts it right in the fuel tank. Now that would be cool!

Wolfpack · 09-15-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by A-Husker-4-Life

I wonder what the exhaust smells like..???? It can't be good...

[Ralph]My car's exhaust smells like cat food.[/Ralph]

rkmsuf · 09-15-2005, 02:35 PM

Smells like chicken.

cartman · 09-15-2005, 02:40 PM

"Ah finallee found ah new use for da flatmeat!"

Raven Hawk · 09-15-2005, 02:49 PM

If you're looking for an alternate to Fuel, might I suggest Incubus?

QuikSand · 09-15-2005, 03:20 PM

Simon Bond, eat your heart out.

Karlifornia · 09-15-2005, 03:30 PM

Well, I'm not listening to Bob Barker anymore..My unneutered cat is a walking, shitting, meowing diamond mine.

Philliesfan980 · 09-15-2005, 04:35 PM

When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

dubb93 · 09-15-2005, 10:04 PM

Please help control the pet population. Have your cats turned into fuel.

sterlingice · 09-15-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dubb93

Please help control the pet population. Have your cats turned into fuel.

I've been mishearing the end of The Price is Right all these years

SI

09-15-2005, 08:38 AM	#3
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09-15-2005, 09:30 AM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	What do you mean why cats? Makes perfect sense. Finally we've found out why cats exist. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-15-2005, 09:54 AM	#9
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	the ultimate in renewable energy. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

09-15-2005, 08:13 AM	#2
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Long as it's cheap.

09-15-2005, 08:49 AM	#4
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	"Road"?....where we're going, we don't need no "road".

09-15-2005, 09:28 AM	#7
Yossarian High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2003	It's just so random. Like why cats? Could set up a good system between the pound. Any cats not claimed / adopted within a month get turned into fuel.

09-15-2005, 11:09 AM	#10
A-Husker-4-Life College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nebraska	I wonder what the exhaust smells like..???? It can't be good... __________________ JJ Smitty Owner of the TheC.F.L. - Come by and check us out. Last edited by A-Husker-4-Life : 09-15-2005 at 11:09 AM.

09-15-2005, 11:10 AM	#11
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I gotta hand him this- it's inventive. You know he wasn't cheating in inventor's school or anything ("say, Billy, I just don't think your dead cat fuel plan is workable" "everyone says that, Mr Meyers, but you'll see one day!" SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 09-15-2005 at 11:11 AM.

09-15-2005, 11:18 AM	#12
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	The CNN article linked above states that he is now denying cats are used in his concoction.

09-15-2005, 02:35 PM	#16
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Smells like chicken. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-15-2005, 02:40 PM	#17
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	"Ah finallee found ah new use for da flatmeat!" __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

09-15-2005, 02:49 PM	#18
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	If you're looking for an alternate to Fuel, might I suggest Incubus? __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

09-15-2005, 03:20 PM	#19
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Simon Bond, eat your heart out.

09-15-2005, 03:30 PM	#20
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Well, I'm not listening to Bob Barker anymore..My unneutered cat is a walking, shitting, meowing diamond mine. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

09-15-2005, 04:35 PM	#21
Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

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