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Old 09-16-2005, 10:13 AM   #1
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I heard you collapsed on the set of the Ghost Whisperer yesterday. I also heard the official cause was exhaustion due to "caffeine."

Anyhow, we're all thinking about you, and you have our full support in your battle with "caffeine."

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Old 09-16-2005, 10:16 AM   #2
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If "caffeine" is the medical equivalent of "hot monkey sex with cartman", then I am truly sorry about the side effects...

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Old 09-16-2005, 10:23 AM   #3
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We love you, J-Love. Just don't drink too many of those energy drinks. It seems six might lead to bad things.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:23 AM   #4
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Heh, I was just thinking about her yesterday. Bucc mentioned something about a site called ifilm.com and I noticed there was a video of her in HS where she's "shaking her pom-poms".
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:27 AM   #5
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I thought she might have collapsed due to the dreaded stupidideaforanothersupernaturalTVshowthatwon'tlastaphobia.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:29 AM   #6
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Yeah, so even with my dreaded dial-up I decided to watch the video. It's worth watching, but it's definitely not a HS video.
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:55 AM   #7
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:57 AM   #8
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Isn't she a member of FOFC?
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:30 AM   #9
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JLH, I want to kiss you. Harrrrrrrrr!
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:31 AM   #10
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I would like to join this gang bang as well
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:32 AM   #11
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I would like to join this gang bang as well

I demand to go first.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:34 AM   #12
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I demand to go first.

Sorry, I called shotgun.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:35 AM   #13
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One step closer to Playboy!
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:37 AM   #14
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Sorry, I called shotgun.

blimy

I mean the gang bang is pretty unappealing. I see duckman take the plunge and I'm like, I pass dude.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:47 AM   #15
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Someone said gang bang... will there be fluffers(sp?) you know the chicks who give you a blowjob so you stay hard. I might not fuck JLH but I will let her have the money shot in the face if that is where she perfers it.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:50 AM   #16
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that's when you know you are a gang bang veteran. you need fluffers to keep you going.

just give me the fluffer...f the gang bang.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:56 AM   #17
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that's when you know you are a gang bang veteran. you need fluffers to keep you going.

just give me the fluffer...f the gang bang.

Yeah I doubt I want to be around a bunch of guys with the dicks hanging out waiting to stick my dick in one of her holes. I would rather a blowjob by either an asian or latin chick. And gave the money shot to JLH... but hey thats just me...
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Old 09-16-2005, 12:54 PM   #18
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id trump JLH.
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Old 09-16-2005, 12:57 PM   #19
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:02 PM   #20
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:05 PM   #21
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You lascivious whore.
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:06 PM   #22
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why does she keep getting her own show? do people want to see those excellent tits of hers so badly?
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:08 PM   #23
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why does she keep getting her own show? do people want to see those excellent tits of hers so badly?

Put me down for "yes".
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:08 PM   #24
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I hope Jennifer Love has been working out more lately, because her body could use some tightening. GIS 'Jennifer Love Hewitt paparazzi'.

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Old 09-16-2005, 01:09 PM   #25
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Do some lunges, bitch.
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:28 PM   #26
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why does she keep getting her own show? do people want to see those excellent tits of hers so badly?

Doesn't she already have some stupid "Sex in the City" ripoff show going on? Or did it get cancelled already?

As long as I get to see her cans it's all good...
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:55 PM   #27
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[quote=Noop]Someone said gang bang... will there be fluffers(sp?) you know the chicks who give you a blowjob so you stay hard. I might not fuck JLH but I will let her have the money shot in the face if that is where she perfers it.[/QUO

Real nice post
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:38 PM   #28
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Whatever you might be the one guy who eats her out after everybody has cum'd on her. Nasty.
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:48 PM   #29
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Isn't she a member of FOFC?
I was right.
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Old 09-16-2005, 07:06 PM   #30
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Bucc mentioned something about a site called ifilm.com

Isn't that like saying something about a site called google? I thought everyone knew about ifilm and the goodies they have.
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Old 09-16-2005, 07:51 PM   #31
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Isn't that like saying something about a site called google? I thought everyone knew about ifilm and the goodies they have.

Not me.

How the hell do you get past the first ad page? I hit SKIP AD and it just reloads the ad.
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Old 09-16-2005, 07:57 PM   #32
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The expectation of wanting something for nothing.
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:00 PM   #33
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The expectation of wanting something for nothing.


I want my money for nothing, and my chicks for free.
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:35 PM   #34
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Isn't that like saying something about a site called google? I thought everyone knew about ifilm and the goodies they have.

Well holy fucking shit. I guess you're wrong.

Update for the senior citizens: A search on this site for 'ifilm' brings up 3 hits including this thread and yesterday's thread. A search for google on this site brings up 500+. Good comparison.

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Old 09-16-2005, 08:38 PM   #35
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What is going on?

34 posts and not one pic of Hewitt.
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:40 PM   #36
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What is going on?

34 posts and not one pic of Hewitt.

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GIS 'Jennifer Love Hewitt paparazzi'.

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Old 09-17-2005, 03:06 PM   #37
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What is going on?

34 posts and not one pic of Hewitt.


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