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jbmagic · 09-19-2005, 10:00 PM

Jennifer Aniston tells Oprah she's 'ready to date"

http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/news/ins...t081000003039/

cartman · 09-19-2005, 10:02 PM

The line forms behind me!

sabotai · 09-19-2005, 10:03 PM

*stabs cartman in the kidney with a knife*

......line starts behind me!

DaddyTorgo · 09-19-2005, 10:03 PM

bah. i'm over her. she's so...90's.

sabotai · 09-19-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

bah. i'm over her. she's so...90's.

Yeah...but so am I (I'm gettin' old

)

sovereignstar · 09-19-2005, 10:05 PM

Anyone else watch Leprechaun on the Sci-Fi Channel this weekend? Huh? Huh?

DaddyTorgo · 09-19-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Yeah...but so am I (I'm gettin' old

)

26 here. well...26 on 10/5. i'm 90's too, but i think she was way more attractive in the 90's as opposed to now.

jbmagic · 09-19-2005, 10:07 PM

i still like Jennifer Love Hewitt better.

sovereignstar · 09-19-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

i still like Jennifer Love Hewitt better.

But Aniston's body is so much tighter. You can tell that she works hard to keep her body in shape. Hewitt, not so much.

jbmagic · 09-19-2005, 10:19 PM

jennifer love hweitt has the better rack

ThunderingHERD · 09-19-2005, 10:27 PM

Never understood the fascination with Jennifer Love Hewitt. There are hundreds of girls I"d rather bang.

cartman · 09-19-2005, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

*stabs cartman in the kidney with a knife*

......line starts behind me!

I am so pissed off right now. I'll kick you squah in dee nuts!!!

Greyroofoo · 09-19-2005, 10:45 PM

So Jennifer Aniston is ready to date Oprah? Did I read that right?

Galaxy · 09-19-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Never understood the fascination with Jennifer Love Hewitt. There are hundreds of girls I"d rather bang.

Same here. She's cute, but that's about that. As for Oprah, men watch that?

Vince · 09-20-2005, 12:22 AM

I'll gladly take one for the team, sample both, and return to tell you which is better.

ThunderingHERD · 09-20-2005, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Vince

I'll gladly take one for the team, sample both, and return to tell you which is better.

Hey, I'm still not saying fucking her wouldn't be the greatest day of my life. If only for the story.

Draft Dodger · 09-20-2005, 12:34 AM

True, Jennifer Love Hewitt is pretty hot and has a great rack. But Chicks hate her.
Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston is prettier and probably is the 1 chick that most straight woman would admit to wanting to be with.

I'll take the hot bisexual sex fantasy ANY day, thank you.

ThunderingHERD · 09-20-2005, 12:42 AM

Actually I think Aniston is a favorite of chicks that wouldn't admit to wanting to be with another woman. Angelina Jolie is probably the favorite bisexual fantasy.

Icy · 09-20-2005, 02:52 AM

I have always liked Jennifer Aniston since i saw her in friends, she is not a hot woman, she is more the pretty and weak girl we all wanted to date when we were teens. She is not a sexual fantasy for me, there are tons of women better for sex, she is the girl i would hug and kiss for hours... if i were not married

Schmidty · 09-20-2005, 03:03 AM

Dola.

Aniston has a beautiful face and an average body. Nikki Cox + Aniston's face = Perfect.

Runtheball · 09-20-2005, 07:15 AM

I never understood the fascination with Jennifer Anniston.
There are hundreds of other girls I'd rather bang.
Near the top of that list of hundreds of girls would be Angelina Jolie.

cuervo72 · 09-20-2005, 07:55 AM

I'm not understanding the "beautiful" thing either. Very attractive, yes. But not a drop dead gorgeous face (her nose and chin I think put her out of the "classical beauty" category - for that, see Jim's French girl). If anything, I liked her early on (back in the Leprechaun days) for her cute little body more than anything.

sovereignstar · 09-20-2005, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Dola.

Aniston has a beautiful face and an average body. Nikki Cox + Aniston's face = Perfect.

Yes. Fake boobs equal perfection.

cuervo72 · 09-20-2005, 08:04 AM

Given how early Cox started "blooming", I doubt hers are fake.

sovereignstar · 09-20-2005, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Given how early Cox started "blooming", I doubt hers are fake.

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 08:09 AM

What self-respecting guy watches or reads ANYTHING that includes the name "Oprah" and talks about some chick's dating life???

Weenies.

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 08:11 AM

Aniston is so not hot anymore. Brad made the right move.

Lorena · 09-20-2005, 08:16 AM

I never understood the fascination with Anniston either. Some pictures make her chin look square:

I don't see it.

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I never understood the fascination with Anniston either. Some pictures make her chin look square:

I don't see it.

Sheesh. Not only a thread about some chick's dating habits (

), but a thread about an UGLY chick's dating habits, no less. Now that I've seen this gal, I *REALLY* don't get why any of you guys care.

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 08:21 AM

You had no idea who Jennifer Aniston was?

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You had no idea who Jennifer Aniston was?

I'd heard the name, but she hasn't been in any movies I've seen, I'm pretty sure, so not really. Because of my job, I try to keep myself at least somewhat familiar with the flavor-of-the-month pop artists, and I don't think I've heard/seen her name in any of those conversations/research, so my assumption would be that she's an actress, either on chick-flicks or TV, but since neither are on my radar, neither is she.

vex · 09-20-2005, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

I'd heard the name, but she hasn't been in any movies I've seen, I'm pretty sure, so not really. Because of my job, I try to keep myself at least somewhat familiar with the flavor-of-the-month pop artists, and I don't think I've heard/seen her name in any of those conversations/research, so my assumption would be that she's an actress, either on chick-flicks or TV, but since neither are on my radar, neither is she.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/

Ksyrup · 09-20-2005, 08:43 AM

YOU DIDN'T SEE ROCKSTAR!!!???

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by vexroid

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/

Heh. The mean sis in Ferris Bueller! So she has been in a movie that I've seen, but you gotta admit that she looks a good bit different than 15 years ago.

There's nothing else on that movie list that I've seen, other than a few clips from "Bruce Almighty" at camps. I don't remember a girl being in any of the clips I saw, though.

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

YOU DIDN'T SEE ROCKSTAR!!!???

OFFICE SPACE!

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Heh. The mean sis in Ferris Bueller! So she has been in a movie that I've seen, but you gotta admit that she looks a good bit different than 15 years ago.

There's nothing else on that movie list that I've seen, other than a few clips from "Bruce Almighty" at camps. I don't remember a girl being in any of the clips I saw, though.

man you are out of it

Ksyrup · 09-20-2005, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Heh. The mean sis in Ferris Bueller! So she has been in a movie that I've seen, but you gotta admit that she looks a good bit different than 15 years ago.

There's nothing else on that movie list that I've seen, other than a few clips from "Bruce Almighty" at camps. I don't remember a girl being in any of the clips I saw, though.

I think that's Ferris Bueller the TV series. The mean sis in the movie was Jennifer Grey, better known for Dirty Dancing.

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I think that's Ferris Bueller the TV series. The mean sis in the movie was Jennifer Grey, better known for Dirty Dancing.

Heh. Well I SAID she looked a good bit different!

Maybe I haven't seen her before, then.

cuervo72 · 09-20-2005, 09:07 AM

That's ok, Jennifer Grey looks a bit different nowadays too.

cuervo72 · 09-20-2005, 09:12 AM

hxxp://www.askmen.com/women/actress_60/67b_nikki_cox.html

hxxp://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/87.html

Check out especially the pic on the second link. Those hang like they're natural.

(And seriously, it's not like big breast don't occur in nature. They do. Not all of them are plastic.)

FrogMan · 09-20-2005, 09:13 AM

not to pile on or anything, but you've never ever seen Friends, not even one minute among the gazillion reruns they have on TV. I mean they're at all times on TV, before the local news, after the local news, ads during the local news...

FM

JeeberD · 09-20-2005, 09:34 AM

I heart cuervo...

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by FrogMan

not to pile on or anything, but you've never ever seen Friends, not even one minute among the gazillion reruns they have on TV. I mean they're at all times on TV, before the local news, after the local news, ads during the local news...

FM

I am aware that there is a show called "Friends," and I can play the theme song to it on guitar and lead in singing it for my YL club. However, I've never watched it. I don't think I've watched a TV show other than the occasional episode of "Cops," or rerun of a 70's or 80's show, since the early 90's.

EDIT: And I don't think that, since I moved to the Atlanta area in '91, I've watched the local news apart from:
1. on fall Friday nights, at a post-game party, and we only turn up the sound during the high school football report
2. to see a specific report about a major event such as the Venable murders or Brian Nichols story

Galaxy · 09-20-2005, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Runtheball

I never understood the fascination with Jennifer Anniston.
There are hundreds of other girls I'd rather bang.
Near the top of that list of hundreds of girls would be Angelina Jolie.

Never thought of Jolie as hot either. Anniston is cute, Hewitt-cute, Jolie-blah, Garner-average. Hollywood girls are overrated.

QuikSand · 09-20-2005, 10:42 AM

I defer to cuervo on all these matters - he has my proxy.

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Never thought of Jolie as hot either. Anniston is cute, Hewitt-cute, Jolie-blah, Garner-average. Hollywood girls are overrated.

What's really funny is that I don't know anything about Angelina Jolie or Lindsay Lohan, but whenever I hear either name, I immediately think, "She got some big-ass titties."

rkmsuf · 09-20-2005, 10:59 AM

Someone needs to craft a SkyDog pop culture quiz.

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Someone needs to craft a SkyDog pop culture quiz.

Some parts of it I'm more well-versed on than most 36-year-olds, due to my occupation, but the parts that:

a. don't interest me

and

b. should only apply to junior high and high school girls

do not get my attention at all.

Raiders Army · 09-20-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

What's really funny is that I don't know anything about Angelina Jolie or Lindsay Lohan, but whenever I hear either name, I immediately think, "She got some big-ass titties."

You need to get off the computer and watch TV more.

Ben E Lou · 09-20-2005, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

You need to get off the computer and watch TV more.

TV bores me. {shrug}

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ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Actually I think Aniston is a favorite of chicks that wouldn't admit to wanting to be with another woman. Angelina Jolie is probably the favorite bisexual fantasy. __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	bah. i'm over her. she's so...90's.

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sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Anyone else watch Leprechaun on the Sci-Fi Channel this weekend? Huh? Huh?

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jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	i still like Jennifer Love Hewitt better.

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jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	jennifer love hweitt has the better rack

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Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	So Jennifer Aniston is ready to date Oprah? Did I read that right?

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Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	I have always liked Jennifer Aniston since i saw her in friends, she is not a hot woman, she is more the pretty and weak girl we all wanted to date when we were teens. She is not a sexual fantasy for me, there are tons of women better for sex, she is the girl i would hug and kiss for hours... if i were not married

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cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I'm not understanding the "beautiful" thing either. Very attractive, yes. But not a drop dead gorgeous face (her nose and chin I think put her out of the "classical beauty" category - for that, see Jim's French girl). If anything, I liked her early on (back in the Leprechaun days) for her cute little body more than anything. __________________ null

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cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Given how early Cox started "blooming", I doubt hers are fake. __________________ null

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Aniston is so not hot anymore. Brad made the right move. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I never understood the fascination with Anniston either. Some pictures make her chin look square: I don't see it.

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	You had no idea who Jennifer Aniston was? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	That's ok, Jennifer Grey looks a bit different nowadays too. __________________ null

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cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	hxxp://www.askmen.com/women/actress_60/67b_nikki_cox.html hxxp://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/87.html Check out especially the pic on the second link. Those hang like they're natural. (And seriously, it's not like big breast don't occur in nature. They do. Not all of them are plastic.) __________________ null

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