Teri Hatcher

WSUCougar · 09-24-2005, 01:53 PM

I may have posted this before, but I just don't understand the fascination with her. To me, she's a skank. Nothing more.

Carry on.

DanGarion · 09-24-2005, 01:55 PM

And you sir are crazy.

She's hot.

Tekneek · 09-24-2005, 01:56 PM

There is a scene or two from 2 Days In The Valley that makes her seem a lot more interesting.

I'd put her above some of the other women that get paraded around.

Raiders Army · 09-24-2005, 01:56 PM

You don't understand the fascination with her, yet you brought her up. Interesting.

WSUCougar · 09-24-2005, 02:28 PM

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You don't understand the fascination with her, yet you brought her up. Interesting.

Because her image is plastered all over the media...TV, internet, magazines in the grocery store. I'm sick of her.

Schmidty · 09-24-2005, 03:15 PM

She has the sag-nastiest breasts in America. Yuck.

Shkspr · 09-24-2005, 03:18 PM

And off in the distance, on a sun-soaked beach in Ibiza, Tara Reid is thinking, "Oh, Teri Hatcher is a skank, is she? I'll SHOW them who's a skank. I'll show them all..."

Honolulu_Blue · 09-24-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

She has the sag-nastinest breasts in America. Yuck.

Wow. If you acutally believe that than you really need to get out more. I bet I could walk from here to the closests Starbucks and see at least a half dozen sag-nastier breasts.

Anthony · 09-24-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Wow. If you acutally believe that than you really need to get out more. I bet I could walk from here to the closests Starbucks and see at least a half dozen sag-nastier breasts.

she doesn't have good tits. i've seen pics of them. *yuck* :o

Schmidty · 09-24-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Wow. If you acutally believe that than you really need to get out more. I bet I could walk from here to the closests Starbucks and see at least a half dozen sag-nastier breasts.

Come on dude. Those things are like fried eggs hanging from a nail.

Honolulu_Blue · 09-24-2005, 04:01 PM

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Come on dude. Those things are like fried eggs hanging from a nail.

They look good to me. Then again, I did spend 8 years in Ann Arbor so my standards... not so high.

cthomer5000 · 09-24-2005, 04:04 PM

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They look good to me. Then again, I did spend 8 years in Ann Arbor so my standards... not so high.

just do a quick google image search for Teri Hatcher, you'll immediately see how saggy they are.

BigJohn&TheLions · 09-24-2005, 04:20 PM

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just do a quick google image search for Teri Hatcher, you'll immediately see how saggy they are.

Just did. Come on... You have seen a lot worse.

Honolulu_Blue · 09-24-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

just do a quick google image search for Teri Hatcher, you'll immediately see how saggy they are.

I just did said search. After 3 minutes of looking at various pictures of Ms. Hatcher's breasts, I have come to the determination that you and Schmidty are insane. There was one picture in which her breasts showed a little sag, but for the vast majority they looked great.

JeeberD · 09-24-2005, 04:23 PM

She was smokin' hot back in the "Lois and Clark" days, but now she's merely meh...

Schmidty · 09-24-2005, 04:24 PM

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Just did. Come on... You have seen a lot worse.

The only places you're likely to find worse are in a copy of National Geographic or in a nursing home.

Schmidty · 09-24-2005, 04:25 PM

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I just did said search. After 3 seconds of masturbating to various pictures of Ms. Hatcher's breasts, I have come to the determination that you and Schmidty are insane.

Fixed it for ya.

Honolulu_Blue · 09-24-2005, 04:27 PM

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The only places you're likely to find worse are in a copy of National Geographic or in a nursing home.

I don't see where you are coming from. Give a hxxp link to a picture that shows Ms. Hatcher's breasts in such a negative light.

Show proof or retract.

Schmidty · 09-24-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I don't see where you are coming from. Give a hxxp link to a picture that shows Ms. Hatcher's breasts in such a negative light.

Show proof or retract.

Stop trying to get me banned, ye ass.

BigJohn&TheLions · 09-24-2005, 04:30 PM

Are they top shelf, A+? No.

Would I hit it like a McDonalds Quarter Pounder with cheese? Indeed.

SackAttack · 09-24-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

She was smokin' hot back in the "Lois and Clark" days, but now she's merely meh...

They've got "Desperate Housewives" stuff plastered all over the store for the release of the first season, and nearly every one of them gives me the same "meh" feeling. Not nearly as smokin' as she used to be, and her face lately puts me in mind of Austin Powers. "That's not Teri Hatcher, man! That's a man, man!"

JeeberD · 09-24-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I don't see where you are coming from. Give a hxxp link to a picture that shows Ms. Hatcher's breasts in such a negative light.

Show proof or retract.

PM about to be sent.

Honolulu_Blue · 09-24-2005, 04:54 PM

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PM about to be sent.

What a terribly unflattering picture of Ms. Hatcher's breasts!

Schmidty · 09-24-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

What a terribly unflattering picture of Ms. Hatcher's breasts!

More like Ms. Hatcher's breasts are terrible and hang flat.

JeeberD · 09-24-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

What a terribly unflattering picture of Ms. Hatcher's breasts!

And the truth shall set you free!

BigJohn&TheLions · 09-24-2005, 05:08 PM

I'd rather spend all night with Miss Hatcher's boobies than two seconds with Pam Anderson's silicone blimps.

SnowMan · 09-24-2005, 05:41 PM

They're real, and they're spectacular.....10 years ago.

Yellow5 · 09-24-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

Not nearly as smokin' as she used to be, and her face lately puts me in mind of Austin Powers. "That's not Teri Hatcher, man! That's a man, man!"

Correct!

cthomer5000 · 09-24-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I just did said search. After 3 minutes of looking at various pictures of Ms. Hatcher's breasts, I have come to the determination that you and Schmidty are insane. There was one picture in which her breasts showed a little sag, but for the vast majority they looked great.

did you have the safe search on? if so, turn it off.

QuikSand · 09-24-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekneek

There is a scene or two from 2 Days In The Valley that makes her seem a lot more interesting.

If you watch that movie, and come away marveling at Teri Hatcher, you just don't have an open mind.

Uh... excuse me... six-foot smoking hot blonde in white body suit, anyone? Academy Award? Beuller? Beuller?

Tekneek · 09-24-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

If you watch that movie, and come away marveling at Teri Hatcher, you just don't have an open mind.

Uh... excuse me... six-foot smoking hot blonde in white body suit, anyone? Academy Award? Beuller? Beuller?

Heh. The topic of the thread wasn't Charlize Theron.

QuikSand · 09-24-2005, 06:49 PM

All threads should be about Charlize.

Schmidty · 09-24-2005, 07:50 PM

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All threads should be about Charlies.

Paging Swaggs......

Galaxy · 09-24-2005, 09:59 PM

Teri's alright, but she's not great. The only housewive consider "hot" is Eva. I do not find the Hollywood women in general great, and too fake.

WrongWay · 09-24-2005, 11:11 PM

Wow, I was hoping Teri would of have those nasty boobs fixed by now.

I am assumming you are talking about some early pictures of her taken on a balcony. Back when she was boinking MacGyver.

Schmidty · 09-25-2005, 01:29 AM

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Back when she was boinking MacGyver.

I didn't know that she was a gay Canadian Male. My goodness, no wonder she's so big in the US.

(NTTAWWT of course)

ThunderingHERD · 09-25-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by WrongWay

Wow, I was hoping Teri would of have those nasty boobs fixed by now.

I am assumming you are talking about some early pictures of her taken on a balcony. Back when she was boinking MacGyver.

Haven done any recent searching for Teri Hatcher's breasts, but those were the pics I saw back in the old days. And they were indeed nasty. And that wass indeed the reason I haven't done any recent searching for Teri Hatcher's breasts.

cuervo72 · 09-25-2005, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by WrongWay

Wow, I was hoping Teri would of have those nasty boobs fixed by now.

I am assumming you are talking about some early pictures of her taken on a balcony. Back when she was boinking MacGyver.

The balcony pics are caps from a movie - I forget which one. MUCH later than when she was doing MacGyver (which was probably what, the mid 80's?).

Teri looked her hottest as the nympho niece of Feilding's diminutive boss on Night Court.

WrongWay · 09-25-2005, 08:15 AM

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Night Court.

Ohh Baby, that takes me back. Having all those Markie Post wet Dream Flash Backs. Now there is a great set of hooters for you.

kurtism · 09-25-2005, 09:12 AM

If there was a "Celebrity Hooters of the Late 1980s" category on Jeopardy, I am confident cuervo would run the table...

WSUCougar · 09-25-2005, 09:14 AM

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If there was a "Celebrity Hooters of the Late 1980s" category on Jeopardy, I am confident cuervo would run the table...

QOTM material

Anthony · 09-25-2005, 09:41 AM

i' prefer markie post's tits to teri hatcher's tits hands down.

Draft Dodger · 09-25-2005, 09:55 AM

they're real, but not spectacular

rkmsuf · 09-26-2005, 08:42 AM

Did someone say Markie Post?

Bonerific

QuikSand · 09-26-2005, 08:56 AM

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The balcony pics are caps from a movie - I forget which one.

Heaven's Prisoners. I am a big fan of the novel adapted for this movie - and saw this fairly recently.

Subby · 09-26-2005, 09:48 AM

Teri Hatcher is hot. She looks like a real person, not some stupid botox-snorting she-male succubus. Like, say...most of the other women hollywood.

Rasmuth · 09-26-2005, 06:47 PM

she isn't aging as gracefully as some woman...but she's still nailable.

JonInMiddleGA · 09-26-2005, 07:18 PM

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i' prefer markie post's tits to teri hatcher's tits hands down.

Oh crap, now it's my turn to agree with HA on something.

Buccaneer · 09-30-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

All threads should be about Charlize.

I came home from work early so I could catch Charlize on Oprah, which I knew my wife would be watching.

MIJB#19 · 09-30-2005, 05:23 PM

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I came home from work early so I could catch Charlize on Oprah, which I knew my wife would be watching.

Bucc, didn't you notice she's blonde? Where has your anti-blonde attitude gone?

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Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	You don't understand the fascination with her, yet you brought her up. Interesting.

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Shkspr College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Amarillo, TX	And off in the distance, on a sun-soaked beach in Ibiza, Tara Reid is thinking, "Oh, Teri Hatcher is a skank, is she? I'll SHOW them who's a skank. I'll show them all..."

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SnowMan High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Georgia via Alaska via Washington	They're real, and they're spectacular.....10 years ago.

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Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Teri's alright, but she's not great. The only housewive consider "hot" is Eva. I do not find the Hollywood women in general great, and too fake.

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WrongWay Banned Join Date: Jan 2005	Wow, I was hoping Teri would of have those nasty boobs fixed by now. I am assumming you are talking about some early pictures of her taken on a balcony. Back when she was boinking MacGyver. Last edited by WrongWay : 09-24-2005 at 11:14 PM.

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