Elephantitis of the Nut

Subby · 10-11-2005, 09:03 AM

Won't anyone do anything to help this poor kid out? It's ri-goddamn-diculous how self-absorbed our society has become when a small child has to beg for change on a street corner so that he can pay for nut-abatement surgery at some crappy HMO.

rkmsuf · 10-11-2005, 09:07 AM

How do you think he rides a bike?

sachmo71 · 10-11-2005, 09:08 AM

the first time is always the most special...

sovereignstar · 10-11-2005, 09:12 AM

We'll just ignore that the kid in the pic is a girl.

Ksyrup · 10-11-2005, 09:14 AM

Don't blame Subby - he has a pair of shoes just like that.

KWhit · 10-11-2005, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

We'll just ignore that the kid in the pic is a girl.

Which makes her plight even worse, don't you think?

sovereignstar · 10-11-2005, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Which makes her plight even worse, don't you think?

I guess it depends on how much she likes nuts.

Subby · 10-11-2005, 09:46 AM

Are you kidding me? Every other boy in the rural Southeast dresses like that and sports a mullett. Or BIFPIB, if you prefer.

KWhit · 10-11-2005, 09:54 AM

I don't think they wear pink shoes or pink sunglasses.

Subby · 10-11-2005, 09:57 AM

That's just the sun's glare off his g-normous nutsack. It's playing tricks with your ability to process color. In this case, mauve.

MizzouRah · 10-11-2005, 10:00 AM

..brings a whole new meaning to, "Deez nuts"

Subby · 10-11-2005, 10:04 AM

For the love of god the kid has to wear custom-designed pants.

WSUCougar · 10-11-2005, 10:38 AM

I hope it doesn't roll over...it might squash him. *cough*

10-11-2005, 09:07 AM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	How do you think he rides a bike? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

10-11-2005, 09:14 AM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Don't blame Subby - he has a pair of shoes just like that. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-11-2005, 09:46 AM	#8
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Are you kidding me? Every other boy in the rural Southeast dresses like that and sports a mullett. Or BIFPIB, if you prefer. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

10-11-2005, 09:57 AM	#10
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	That's just the sun's glare off his g-normous nutsack. It's playing tricks with your ability to process color. In this case, mauve. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

10-11-2005, 10:04 AM	#12
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	For the love of god the kid has to wear custom-designed pants. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

10-11-2005, 09:08 AM	#3
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	the first time is always the most special...

10-11-2005, 09:12 AM	#4
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	We'll just ignore that the kid in the pic is a girl.

10-11-2005, 09:54 AM	#9
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I don't think they wear pink shoes or pink sunglasses.

10-11-2005, 10:00 AM	#11
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	..brings a whole new meaning to, "Deez nuts"

10-11-2005, 10:38 AM	#13
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I hope it doesn't roll over...it might squash him. cough __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

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