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Old 10-25-2005, 10:39 AM   #1
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Is there anything better....

Than making the first move on a girl and her being receptive to it? I think not.....Carry on.
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:41 AM   #2
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I'd think getting to home plate is always good.
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:42 AM   #3
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Than making the first move on a girl and her being receptive to it? I think not.....Carry on.


Slipping a girl a mickey does not equal her being receptive.
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:44 AM   #4
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Slipping a girl a mickey does not equal her being receptive.

Touche. Normally that would piss me off, but I'm on cloud 9 at this point.
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:45 AM   #5
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Uh, I think he was just kidding so hopefully it wouldn't piss you off.
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:48 AM   #6
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:49 AM   #7
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:49 AM   #8
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I've been told haircut day is better.

digamma beat me to it. well done.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:02 AM   #9
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:08 AM   #10
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ahem, pics plez
Deadball foul...improper formatting of an FOFC standby...5 yard penalty...repeat the down.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:11 AM   #11
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Deadball foul...improper formatting of an FOFC standby...5 yard penalty...repeat the down.


LOL. Nice.
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:24 AM   #12
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Deadball foul...improper formatting of an FOFC standby...5 yard penalty...repeat the down.

I still want dem pics.
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:36 PM   #13
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Hey pennywise, give us some more details on what happened. How did you meet this girl? What attracted you to her? What was your approach? Did you concentrate on cocky, funny, or a deadly dose of both parts equal? When is your first date and where are you going?
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:43 PM   #14
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If she was receptive to a move, I'm guessing cocky was involved.

Of course, I'm still awaiting satellite verification of this claim.
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:44 PM   #15
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Move, what move? You stop short at a light or something like Frank Costanza?
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:20 PM   #16
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Oops......I thought it said "making the first movie". Nevermind.
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:38 PM   #17
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Hey pennywise, give us some more details on what happened. How did you meet this girl? What attracted you to her? What was your approach? Did you concentrate on cocky, funny, or a deadly dose of both parts equal? When is your first date and where are you going?

Well, since you asked.....Just kidding. This is alittle long winded, but I'm bored at work so why not....

I met her like 2 weeks ago while I was working. I struck up a conversation with her and realized right away we had a ton in common. Well, at the end of the conversation I asked her for her phone number and she gave it to me. Now, this is not something that I would usually do especially since she was very attractive, and to be honest for most of the conversation (with her), I was having that ever dreaded debate in my head which goes something like this:

Optimistic side: "Ask her out you [insert derogatory word here"
Pessimistic side: "No, don't ask her out, she doesn't like you"
Optimistic side: "Just ask her--worst case she says "no""
Pessimistic side: "exactly, she can say no and scar you for life, just don't ask her and you won't have to deal with it"
[Usually this debate would end here and I would leave with no number, but for some reason, I continued on]
Optimistic side: "Get 'er Done!"

Fast forward the typical 3 days. I call her up (on a Monday) and take her out to a Starbucks for coffee. Conversation goes well, but we met at the 'Bucks and there really wasn't an opening for anything more to happen. I left kinda disappointed but she was a really cool girl and the conversation went well so I decided to call her again (the main points of the conversation were normal--where did you grow up, what do you do for a living, etc, but I was throwing jokes here and there and definately using the cocky/funny approach--I was actually impressing myself with some of the stuff I was coming up with--You know, one of those situations where you throw a phrase or joke out there and then think to yourself, "where the hell did that just come from!"--in a good way)

I waited a couple more days (Thurs--last week) and invited her out for more of an official date. She was very receptive. We went and played some pool (which is a great game btw for flirting. More cocky/funny--as I'm actually decent at pool so I was able to talk alittle trash (in a nice way)--just enough to pique her interest, along with giving pointers for improving her game. Well, there was some KINO going on and the such, but nothing too serious. I took her home and from there I gave her a hug goodnight. I left feeling pretty crappy, because I knew I should have made a move, but didn't and felt like I could have really messed anything up that we might have had (the dreaded "friends" feelings).

Fast forward to Sunday. I went camping up in Big Sur for the weekend so I wasn't around to hangout with her again for the weekend, but called her up Sunday and invited her to my house for Poker (insert joke here) on Monday night.

Background: 4 firefighters, my two roomates, and myself get together on Monday nights for beer drinking, watching football, and playing poker--the perfect environment for a girl right?!

Well, she had mentioned to me before that she liked Hold 'Em so I figured why not? Plus, she hadn't met my roomates yet and this seemed like a good time to see if she would get along with some of my friends.

Well, she had a soccer game early in the night, but said she'd come by later to hangout--which she did, about an hour after we had starting playing. Well, she got along great with all of my friends but I must say her poker skills could use alittle work..... . Well, when everyone was taking off around 11:30 or so last night I walked her out to her car and finally ponied up and gave her a kiss--and a very nice one at that. I turned around and proceded to walk back into my house feeling weightless--I love that feeling. Obviously, all of my guy friends gave me a bunch of deserved crap when I walked back into the house because of the smirk on my face, but I could have cared less.

And then I watched some Ultimate Fighting before I went to bed.

To sum up the day yesterday (quite possibly the best day a guy can have):
1. Played Poker
2. Drank Beer
3. Watched Monday Night Football
4. Made Out with an attractive girl
5. Watched Ultimate Fighting

To sum up the girl:
1. 5'8'', brunette with Blonde highlights
2. Soccer Player (I'll be honest: nice legs, nice butt)
3. Very Nice Smile (thats the reason I even noticed her in the first place--
well that and #2 above
4. Her profession is a teacher
5. Likes to play Hold 'Em
6. Definately the cutest girl I've ever dated

Sorry for the long post, but like I said, I'm bored at work.
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:42 PM   #18
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Sounds great! Happy for ya.
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:43 PM   #19
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:44 PM   #20
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g-dammit leroy.


PICS!!!!!
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:48 PM   #21
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g-dammit leroy.


PICS!!!!!

I wish I had one of her but I felt it'd be alittle weird to ask her if I could take her picture so I can prove to KevinNu that she's actually real
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:49 PM   #22
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:52 PM   #23
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I wish I had one of her but I felt it'd be alittle weird to ask her if I could take her picture so I can prove to KevinNu that she's actually real
I can find a picture of a cute girl on the Internet. Doesn't mean she came over to play some Poker
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:54 PM   #24
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And what about the boobies? I saw no mention of boobies.
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:59 PM   #25
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And what about the boobies? I saw no mention of boobies.

She's a soccer player so she isn't exactly gifted in that department, which is fine with me, I'm more of an ass man (in which case she's incredibly gifted in that department ).
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:00 PM   #26
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I can find a picture of a cute girl on the Internet. Doesn't mean she came over to play some Poker

Dola. Sexually frustrated?
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:13 PM   #27
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sounds cool man. Good job!
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:18 PM   #28
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Well, when everyone was taking off around 11:30 or so last night I walked her out to her car and finally ponied up and gave her a kiss--and a very nice one at that. I turned around and proceded to walk back into my house feeling weightless--I love that feeling

Heh. I just got this mental picture of you kissing her, and then just turning around and walking away without saying goodnight or anything....you did say goodnight and wait for her to drive away, right?
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:24 PM   #29
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Heh. I just got this mental picture of you kissing her, and then just turning around and walking away without saying goodnight or anything....you did say goodnight and wait for her to drive away, right?

LMAO. That would be a funny situation. No, I actually said goodnight and waited for her to drive off before I somehow managed to walk back into my house on wobbly legs.
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:27 PM   #30
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She's a soccer player so she isn't exactly gifted in that department, which is fine with me, I'm more of an ass man (in which case she's incredibly gifted in that department ).

Soccer and funbags are not mutually exclusive.
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:49 PM   #31
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Good for you man. Hopefully she doesn't have any hidden skeletons or STDs.
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:50 PM   #32
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Dola. Sexually frustrated?
Nope, your thread just screams attention whore to me. The first sentence followed by some posts followed by a massive post.
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:51 PM   #33
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Good for you man. Hopefully she doesn't have any hidden skeletons or STDs.

Or a penis.

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Old 10-25-2005, 02:52 PM   #34
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Nope, your thread just screams attention whore to me. The first sentence followed by some posts followed by a massive post.
Wow. I didn't get that at all.
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:53 PM   #35
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Nope, your thread just screams attention whore to me. The first sentence followed by some posts followed by a massive post.

AFTER someone asked for background. Sorry, I didn't mean to ruin your day by posting something I thought some others might like to hear.
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:55 PM   #36
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AFTER someone asked for background. Sorry, I didn't mean to ruin your day by posting something I thought some others might like to hear.
you didn't ruin my day, don't fret.
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Old 10-25-2005, 02:57 PM   #37
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Nope, your thread just screams attention whore to me. The first sentence followed by some posts followed by a massive post.

Did you notice it's his birthday? Go easy on him! Plus, if it's true, good for him, if not whatever!
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:03 PM   #38
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:05 PM   #39
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:12 PM   #40
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:13 PM   #41
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Heres a better question - does she like Pennywise?
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:16 PM   #43
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For the record, is it pennywise sb or pennywises b?
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:19 PM   #44
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For the record, is it pennywise sb or pennywises b?

Its pennywise sb. I used to love pennywise when I was in college, but since that name was taken on AIM, I chose the initials for the city (Santa Barbara) where I went to college and ran 'em together. The name has just stuck since then.
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:31 PM   #45
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:35 PM   #46
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kino
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:42 PM   #47
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Talk about a link that doesn't help at all
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Old 10-25-2005, 03:44 PM   #48
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Touche. Normally that would piss me off, but I'm on cloud 9 at this point.

Just bullshit her and tellher you are a fireman
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WHy doesn't the link help? Maybe he was romancing her with music from a Russian rock group led by Viktor Tsoi.
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Girl Question: What is KINO?

As much as I try to romance women by making them listen to Russian music, I must say that is not the type of KINO I was refering to.

It stands for kinesthetics which is just a fancy word for playful touching/flirting, etc.
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