New FOF Multiplayer League forming - join now!

cthomer5000 · 11-05-2005, 07:30 PM

Tired of the constraints of other leagues?

Tired of fair play?

If so, this is the league for you!

In the CheatFL you can do whatever it takes to win!

Open up the game in commish mode!

Open up the game as any team you want!

Re-sim as many times as necessary to ensure victory!

I am now taking applications for ownership at http://www.cheatfl.com

Owners should be willing and able to cheat, and hopefully have past league violations on their resume.

Q & A

Q: How can I be sure there will be cheating in this league?

A: As commish I will ensure I run simulations as many times as necessary to win the title game each season. You have my guarantee.

Q: What other steps have you taken to ensure maximum cheating?

A: As stated earlier, all league owners must have past violations on their resume - we only want the best of the best cheating their way to the top. Additionally, I will surround myself with other owners in positions of league power who will either collude with me or turn a blind eye to my actions.

Q: Is (insert cheat here) allowd in the CheatFl?

A: Of course it is! In the CheatFL you can "do whatever it takes to win!" ™

vex · 11-05-2005, 07:32 PM

I call the Cowboys

gottimd · 11-05-2005, 07:32 PM

The link doesnt work, I wanted to sign up. But damn I havent done anything. Can I just have that cheerleader?

Easy Mac · 11-05-2005, 07:34 PM

That cheerleader kind of looks like Carrie Underwood

vex · 11-05-2005, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

The link doesnt work, I wanted to sign up. But damn I havent done anything. Can I just have that cheerleader?

Same here. But I promise I'll cheat to the best of my ability. Take it as the "gospel". Or a man's word, whatever.

PackerFanatic · 11-05-2005, 08:12 PM

I really hope this isn't just supposed to be a rip on the FastFL because of recent happenings, because if it is, it really isn't that funny. Rather immature, IMHO.

Poli · 11-05-2005, 08:17 PM

Sign me up.

cthomer5000 · 11-05-2005, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerFanatic

I really hope this isn't just supposed to be a rip on the FastFL because of recent happenings, because if it is, it really isn't that funny. Rather immature, IMHO.

I have no idea why you would assume it had anything to do with it.

Eaglesfan27 · 11-05-2005, 09:36 PM

It is hilarious.

vex · 11-05-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerFanatic

I really hope this isn't just supposed to be a rip on the FastFL because of recent happenings, because if it is, it really isn't that funny. Rather immature, IMHO.

Never.

JonInMiddleGA · 11-06-2005, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

It is hilarious.

Agreed.

Dutch · 11-06-2005, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerFanatic

I really hope this isn't just supposed to be a rip on the FastFL because of recent happenings, because if it is, it really isn't that funny. Rather immature, IMHO.

Can Corey re-sim this thread and see if this time you don't get pissed at him?

Raiders Army · 11-06-2005, 09:49 AM

This is hilarious.

monte_mcguire · 11-06-2005, 09:50 AM

I want in !!!!

No, I am not a cheater, but I am willing to learn!

Bill Murry in Stripes.

digamma · 11-06-2005, 10:21 AM

What if I am cheating in my leagues right now, but I haven't been caught yet? Can I still get in?

Coffee Warlord · 11-06-2005, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

What if I am cheating in my leagues right now, but I haven't been caught yet? Can I still get in?

Hell, I nominate you for Co-Commish!

Barkeep49 · 11-06-2005, 11:02 AM

Rules clarification: Must the cheating have been in a multiplayer FOF game? What if we've cheated in single player FOF by using codes?

cthomer5000 · 11-06-2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

Rules clarification: Must the cheating have been in a multiplayer FOF game? What if we've cheated in single player FOF by using codes?

I can put you on the wait-list, but I can't guarantee you a spot.

jbmagic · 11-06-2005, 02:18 PM

wow

Quote:

Originally Posted by RailsFS

can i please be the co-commish for this league. i will do a great job with simming games. check my resume at FastFL

monte_mcguire · 11-06-2005, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

Originally Posted by RailsFS
can i please be the co-commish for this league. i will do a great job with simming games. check my resume at FastFL

jbmagic, I don't think you want to start this little trick you just did to RailsFS. You opened a can of worms, by putting words in other peoples' mouth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses

Thou shalt not lie

digamma · 11-06-2005, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monte_mcguire

jbmagic, I don't think you want to start this little trick you just did to RailsFS. You opened a can of worms, by putting words in other peoples' mouth.

Lighten up, Francis.

Schmidty · 11-06-2005, 04:30 PM

I was all excited about a new league to join, what with the JBL dying.

KWhit · 11-06-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I was all excited about a new league to join, what with the JBL dying.

I think the FastFL has some openings.

Joe · 11-06-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

I think the FastFL has some openings.

only 20-some openings. and if you're an admitted cheater, you probably have a better chance of getting in. maybe you can even be co-commish!

Vinatieri for Prez · 11-06-2005, 11:45 PM

Where's L.T.?

vex · 11-06-2005, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

Where's L.T.?

He's the spokesman.

MIJB#19 · 11-07-2005, 02:42 PM

I claim the Cleveland Browns and the never retiring linebacker...

Raiders Army · 11-07-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monte_mcguire

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses

Thou shalt not lie

Actually, didn't Moses quote God instead of decreeing that you shouldn't lie?

On another point, good thing he didn't say "Thou shalt not lay".

MIJB#19 · 11-07-2005, 02:51 PM

Wait a sec, is this Cthomer's coming out to tell us all he's been cheating his way to IHOF dominance? Hah, you suck at it, you won only 2 league titles and still failed to score 50 points on my team! :P

sachmo71 · 11-07-2005, 03:54 PM

I'lll take the North Texas State Armadillos and my +5 Checkbook of Veteran Signing!

Rarity: Unique
XP Value: 1.5 million
Powers: The Checkbook of Veteran Signing allows the holder to sign any player and never go over the salary cap. The +5 is a the same as the Bluff skill, which is automatically checked against each opposing owner when the power is invoked. If the check is failed, roll again until you pass.

Schmidty · 11-07-2005, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71

I'lll take the North Texas State Armadillos and my +5 Checkbook of Veteran Signing!

Rarity: Unique
XP Value: 1.5 million
Powers: The Checkbook of Veteran Signing allows the holder to sign any player and never go over the salary cap. The +5 is a the same as the Bluff skill, which is automatically checked against each opposing owner when the power is invoked. If the check is failed, roll again until you pass.

You're my hero.

I miss playing D&D.

Hypocrites · 11-09-2005, 07:02 PM

Leave it up to a member of IHOF to start this league!

sovereignstar · 11-09-2005, 07:04 PM

Interesting first post.

vex · 11-09-2005, 07:21 PM

IP check time.

cthomer5000 · 11-09-2005, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Interesting first post.

yep.

Quote:

Originally Posted by vexroid

IP check time.

yep.

Ben E Lou · 11-09-2005, 07:44 PM

checking now... (this usually takes a few minutes)

Joe · 11-09-2005, 07:46 PM

it was probably jshipman

Ragone · 11-09-2005, 07:48 PM

Ooh.. i want the minnesota vikings... sex party's are -10 to opponents stamina/injury resist ratings!

Ben E Lou · 11-09-2005, 07:49 PM

AND THE WINNER IS......

JSHIPMAN2!

What's his prize, Johnny?

You guessed it! AN IP BANNING!!!!!!!!

Passacaglia · 11-09-2005, 07:50 PM

jshipman2 was boxed? And I thought I knew everything!

Raiders Army · 11-09-2005, 07:50 PM

I think it was LT (the original LT) who sent hookers to the opposing offensive linemen's rooms the night before the games.

Ben E Lou · 11-09-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

it was probably jshipman

How'd you know? What's his history? I don't think I recall any interactions with him.

gottimd · 11-09-2005, 07:51 PM

What post is everyone referring to? Was it deleted?

vex · 11-09-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

What post is everyone referring to? Was it deleted?

Today, 07:02 PM	#32
Hypocrites Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1	Leave it up to a member of IHOF to start this league!

Joe · 11-09-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

How'd you know? What's his history? I don't think I recall any interactions with him.

he posted a message on the IHOF boards during Chubby's tanking allegations of your Tucker team about the IHOF being hypocrites. He erased the post shortly after, but not before it was quoted by a few people.

cthomer5000 · 11-09-2005, 07:55 PM

Ironically, now that he's banned he is eligible for the league.

Passacaglia · 11-09-2005, 07:55 PM

GWB spends his time working on his psychic powers instead of making his HFL draft picks!

GoldenEagle · 11-09-2005, 07:57 PM

Damn, I was really hoping to register the name "hypocrites".

Joe · 11-09-2005, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

GWB spends his time working on his psychic powers instead of making his HFL draft picks!

I don't really need to draft. I'll just let my scout keep picking the players that you wanted.

sachmo71 · 11-09-2005, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypocrites

Leave it up to a member of IHOF to start this league!

The father of modern medicine was BANNED?

Sheesh.

11-05-2005, 08:12 PM	#6
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	I really hope this isn't just supposed to be a rip on the FastFL because of recent happenings, because if it is, it really isn't that funny. Rather immature, IMHO. __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

11-05-2005, 08:17 PM	#7
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Sign me up. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

11-05-2005, 09:36 PM	#9
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	It is hilarious. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

11-06-2005, 09:50 AM	#14
monte_mcguire n00b Join Date: Aug 2005	I want in !!!! No, I am not a cheater, but I am willing to learn! Bill Murry in Stripes. __________________ I don’t think much of a man that isn’t wiser today than he was yesterday. Abe Lincoln

11-06-2005, 04:30 PM	#22
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I was all excited about a new league to join, what with the JBL dying. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

11-05-2005, 07:32 PM	#2
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	I call the Cowboys

11-05-2005, 07:32 PM	#3
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	The link doesnt work, I wanted to sign up. But damn I havent done anything. Can I just have that cheerleader? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-05-2005, 07:34 PM	#4
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	That cheerleader kind of looks like Carrie Underwood

11-06-2005, 09:49 AM	#13
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	This is hilarious.

11-06-2005, 10:21 AM	#15
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	What if I am cheating in my leagues right now, but I haven't been caught yet? Can I still get in?

11-06-2005, 11:02 AM	#17
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	Rules clarification: Must the cheating have been in a multiplayer FOF game? What if we've cheated in single player FOF by using codes?

11-06-2005, 11:45 PM	#25
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	Where's L.T.?

11-07-2005, 02:42 PM	#27
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	I claim the Cleveland Browns and the never retiring linebacker... __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

11-07-2005, 02:51 PM	#29
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Wait a sec, is this Cthomer's coming out to tell us all he's been cheating his way to IHOF dominance? Hah, you suck at it, you won only 2 league titles and still failed to score 50 points on my team! :P __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

11-07-2005, 03:54 PM	#30
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	I'lll take the North Texas State Armadillos and my +5 Checkbook of Veteran Signing! Rarity: Unique XP Value: 1.5 million Powers: The Checkbook of Veteran Signing allows the holder to sign any player and never go over the salary cap. The +5 is a the same as the Bluff skill, which is automatically checked against each opposing owner when the power is invoked. If the check is failed, roll again until you pass. Last edited by sachmo71 : 11-07-2005 at 03:55 PM.

11-09-2005, 07:02 PM	#32
Hypocrites Banned Join Date: Nov 2005	Leave it up to a member of IHOF to start this league!

11-09-2005, 07:04 PM	#33
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Interesting first post.

11-09-2005, 07:21 PM	#34
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	IP check time.

11-09-2005, 07:44 PM	#36
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	checking now... (this usually takes a few minutes) __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-09-2005, 07:46 PM	#37
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	it was probably jshipman

11-09-2005, 07:48 PM	#38
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Ooh.. i want the minnesota vikings... sex party's are -10 to opponents stamina/injury resist ratings!

11-09-2005, 07:49 PM	#39
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	AND THE WINNER IS...... JSHIPMAN2! What's his prize, Johnny? You guessed it! AN IP BANNING!!!!!!!! __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-09-2005, 07:50 PM	#40
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	jshipman2 was boxed? And I thought I knew everything!

11-09-2005, 07:51 PM	#43
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	What post is everyone referring to? Was it deleted? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-09-2005, 07:55 PM	#46
cthomer5000 Strategy Moderator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: North Carolina	Ironically, now that he's banned he is eligible for the league.

11-09-2005, 07:57 PM	#48
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Damn, I was really hoping to register the name "hypocrites". __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

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