My Mom Is Mad

tdydynasty · 11-08-2005, 01:44 PM

My mom wanted to charge something on my card but I would not let her and she broke her cell phone and she will help me anymore.

MrBug708 · 11-08-2005, 01:45 PM

I see

Cringer · 11-08-2005, 01:46 PM

This is a very insightful post. I see the whole picture very clearly now, thank you.

tdydynasty · 11-08-2005, 01:46 PM

She will not get any more food for me either. No Christmas for me.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-08-2005, 01:47 PM

english plz k thx

Cringer · 11-08-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tdydynasty

She will not get any more food for me either. No Christmas for me.

Is she hot? Will she dress up like an elf for me?

vex · 11-08-2005, 01:50 PM

rkmsuf · 11-08-2005, 01:51 PM

this ranks high in the "stupidest post ever" category.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-08-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Is she hot? Will she dress up like an elf for me?

If you get his mom, I get Loren.

Thanks!

Pumpy Tudors · 11-08-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

this ranks high in the "stupidest post ever" category.

Sweet, sweet irony.

tdydynasty · 11-08-2005, 01:52 PM

It is real.

Lathum · 11-08-2005, 01:52 PM

rkmsuf · 11-08-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Sweet, sweet irony.

and to think I praised your wristbands.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-08-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

and to think I praised your wristbands.

I have orange wristbands to go with the Elway getup.

Ksyrup · 11-08-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by tdydynasty

She will not get any more food for me either. No Christmas for me.

You weren't going to eat until Christmas?

digamma · 11-08-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tdydynasty

It is real.

Maybe you should give some more details then. Also, try using periods more and "and" less.

Otherwise, it looks like fair game to me.

tdydynasty · 11-08-2005, 01:58 PM

I told my mom the interest is higher and she had cash. Cash is better.

Lathum · 11-08-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tdydynasty

I told my mom the interest is higher and she had cash. Cash is better.

better then food? or Christmas?

Ksyrup · 11-08-2005, 01:59 PM

This writing style is vaguely familiar but I can't quite put my finger on where I've seen it before...

http://img66.imageshack.us/my.php?im...bson0124vn.jpg

http://img429.imageshack.us/my.php?i...onpage27gj.jpg

Pumpy Tudors · 11-08-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tdydynasty

I told my mom the interest is higher and she had cash. Cash is better.

By the time you posted this, I had completely forgotten about the whole credit card thing. You were starting to sound really dirty for a minute there.

I suggest that you continue with that route.

tdydynasty · 11-08-2005, 02:02 PM

SHe may kick me out of the hose because of a $30 shoes that didn't work.

cartman · 11-08-2005, 02:03 PM

My mom makes me pot pies and gives me snacky cakes.

Ksyrup · 11-08-2005, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tdydynasty

SHe may kick me out of the hose because of a $30 shoes that didn't work.

Ksyrup · 11-08-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

My mom makes me pot pies and gives me snacky cakes.

Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!

JeeberD · 11-08-2005, 02:05 PM

I think tdy's gotten drunk to ease his pain...

tdydynasty · 11-08-2005, 02:06 PM

Guess I will have to let her use it. But she will not help me anymoe. Any one tell what I have to do to not make her mad?

Pumpy Tudors · 11-08-2005, 02:06 PM

bbor · 11-08-2005, 02:06 PM

I hate when i get kicked out of the hose.

vex · 11-08-2005, 02:07 PM

rkmsuf · 11-08-2005, 02:07 PM

stop or your mom will shoot

ISiddiqui · 11-08-2005, 02:09 PM

You can send over some Carolina Panthers cheerleaders to pep her up!

Subby · 11-08-2005, 02:09 PM

tobias?

Bee · 11-08-2005, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

By the time you posted this, I had completely forgotten about the whole credit card thing. You were starting to sound really dirty for a minute there.

I suggest that you continue with that route.

If you follow that logic, this thread is very entertaining.

digamma · 11-08-2005, 02:13 PM

Searching for threads started by Flasch will give you some idea how to post family dilemmas.

BuffaloHuskey · 11-08-2005, 02:32 PM

You don't need her anyway. If you move out, and quit high school, you probably can get Medicaid (you may need to knock up some girl, or borrow someone's kid). Seems like you may be better off on public assistance than you are now.

Ksyrup · 11-08-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

I hate when i get kicked out of the hose.

That's funny. I hate when I get kicked in the hose!

VPI97 · 11-08-2005, 02:36 PM

Gunter glieben glauten globen

JonInMiddleGA · 11-08-2005, 02:36 PM

What frightens me most is that I'm actually pretty sure I understand what the hell happened.

rkmsuf · 11-08-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

That's funny. I hate when I get kicked in the hose!

dude, you wear hose?

Ksyrup · 11-08-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

dude, you wear hose?

I'll admit it. I spent one year as a Blue Hose.

Flasch186 · 11-08-2005, 02:40 PM

Who the HELL is trying to steal my writing style!!!! I will KEEL you!!!!! So anyways, this cookout today, awesome, going to be. I cant wait....Everyone is e=invited. Parking might be tough though, I get off work at 5 so you can park at the model and just walk it.

Ksyrup · 11-08-2005, 02:47 PM

I was going to come to your piknik but my wife needs the credit card to pick up the kids and I lost my one clean pair of underwear and woops I guess no white Christmas 4 me

Schmidty · 11-08-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

Who the HELL is trying to steal my writing style!!!! I will KEEL you!!!!! So anyways, this cookout today, awesome, going to be. I cant wait....Everyone is e=invited. Parking might be tough though, I get off work at 5 so you can park at the model and just walk it.

Come on man. Aren't you above desperation posts?

Flasch186 · 11-08-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Come on man. Aren't you above desperation posts?

one post closer to 4000!!

cartman · 11-08-2005, 02:50 PM

I must have been through there; it’s the park. I don’t remember. It isn’t. It’s waiting. One day I will go through. Les yeux gris, vont au paradis. Going along, along, the twilight hides your shabby clothes. They are not shabby. They are clothes you go along in, funny; jolly. Everything’s here, any bit of anything, clear in your brain; you can look at it. What a terrific thing a person is, bigger then anything. How funny it is to be a person. You can never not have been a person. Bouleversement. It’s a fait bouleversant. Christ-how-rummy. It’s enough. Du, heilige, rufe dein Kind zurück, ich habe genossen das irdische Glück; ich habe geliebt und geliebt … Oh let the solid ground not fail beneath my feet, until I am quite sure. … Hallo, old Euston Road, beloved of my soul, my own country, my native heath.

sterlingice · 11-08-2005, 03:03 PM

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

SI

Raiders Army · 11-08-2005, 03:06 PM

Moral of the thread: It's never too early in the day to start drinking.

Critch · 11-08-2005, 03:22 PM

dood, your mom is teh suck

Ksyrup · 11-08-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Critch

dood, your mom is teh suck

I hear she even takes credit cards. Wait, no, she asks for them.

CraigSca · 11-08-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

one post closer to 4000!!

Speaking of which - we were both in the mid-2000's in posts at one time. You're kicking my butt.

11-08-2005, 01:46 PM	#3
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	This is a very insightful post. I see the whole picture very clearly now, thank you. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

11-08-2005, 01:47 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	english plz k thx __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-08-2005, 01:50 PM	#7
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	eh?

11-08-2005, 01:51 PM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	this ranks high in the "stupidest post ever" category. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-08-2005, 01:52 PM	#12
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	huh?

11-08-2005, 01:45 PM	#2
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I see

11-08-2005, 01:46 PM	#4
tdydynasty Banned Join Date: Aug 2002	She will not get any more food for me either. No Christmas for me.

11-08-2005, 01:58 PM	#17
tdydynasty Banned Join Date: Aug 2002	I told my mom the interest is higher and she had cash. Cash is better.

11-08-2005, 01:59 PM	#19
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This writing style is vaguely familiar but I can't quite put my finger on where I've seen it before... http://img66.imageshack.us/my.php?im...bson0124vn.jpg http://img429.imageshack.us/my.php?i...onpage27gj.jpg __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-08-2005, 02:02 PM	#21
tdydynasty Banned Join Date: Aug 2002	SHe may kick me out of the hose because of a $30 shoes that didn't work.

11-08-2005, 02:03 PM	#22
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	My mom makes me pot pies and gives me snacky cakes. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

11-08-2005, 02:05 PM	#25
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I think tdy's gotten drunk to ease his pain... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-08-2005, 02:06 PM	#26
tdydynasty Banned Join Date: Aug 2002	Guess I will have to let her use it. But she will not help me anymoe. Any one tell what I have to do to not make her mad?

11-08-2005, 02:06 PM	#27
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	__________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-08-2005, 02:06 PM	#28
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I hate when i get kicked out of the hose. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

11-08-2005, 02:07 PM	#29
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	.

11-08-2005, 02:07 PM	#30
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	stop or your mom will shoot __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-08-2005, 02:09 PM	#31
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	You can send over some Carolina Panthers cheerleaders to pep her up! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

11-08-2005, 02:09 PM	#32
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	tobias? __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

11-08-2005, 02:13 PM	#34
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Searching for threads started by Flasch will give you some idea how to post family dilemmas.

11-08-2005, 02:32 PM	#35
BuffaloHuskey Mascot Join Date: Aug 2005	You don't need her anyway. If you move out, and quit high school, you probably can get Medicaid (you may need to knock up some girl, or borrow someone's kid). Seems like you may be better off on public assistance than you are now.

11-08-2005, 02:36 PM	#37
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Gunter glieben glauten globen __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

11-08-2005, 02:36 PM	#38
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	What frightens me most is that I'm actually pretty sure I understand what the hell happened. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

11-08-2005, 02:40 PM	#41
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Who the HELL is trying to steal my writing style!!!! I will KEEL you!!!!! So anyways, this cookout today, awesome, going to be. I cant wait....Everyone is e=invited. Parking might be tough though, I get off work at 5 so you can park at the model and just walk it. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

11-08-2005, 02:47 PM	#42
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I was going to come to your piknik but my wife needs the credit card to pick up the kids and I lost my one clean pair of underwear and woops I guess no white Christmas 4 me __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-08-2005, 02:50 PM	#45
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I must have been through there; it’s the park. I don’t remember. It isn’t. It’s waiting. One day I will go through. Les yeux gris, vont au paradis. Going along, along, the twilight hides your shabby clothes. They are not shabby. They are clothes you go along in, funny; jolly. Everything’s here, any bit of anything, clear in your brain; you can look at it. What a terrific thing a person is, bigger then anything. How funny it is to be a person. You can never not have been a person. Bouleversement. It’s a fait bouleversant. Christ-how-rummy. It’s enough. Du, heilige, rufe dein Kind zurück, ich habe genossen das irdische Glück; ich habe geliebt und geliebt … Oh let the solid ground not fail beneath my feet, until I am quite sure. … Hallo, old Euston Road, beloved of my soul, my own country, my native heath. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

11-08-2005, 03:03 PM	#46
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..." SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

11-08-2005, 03:06 PM	#47
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Moral of the thread: It's never too early in the day to start drinking.

11-08-2005, 03:22 PM	#48
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	dood, your mom is teh suck

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