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Old 11-18-2005, 04:17 PM   #1
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IWS #125 Results and Faberge Egg Expo 2005

None of the Faberge Eggs survived the flight, so we're going to limit this to IWS #125 results:


1.What holiday has the worst "leaving town" traffic?

Thanksgiving-10
Christmas-4
Memorial Day-2
New Year's
4th Of July
New York

Hmm...I'm trying to remember what time of year New York Day falls on...

2.If O.J. were one of your relatives, and the world had run out of coal, what would you put in his stocking?

Gloves-10
Shit-2
Heisman Trophy
Noose
Real Killers
Candy
Rock
gun
trout

I combined bloody and black gloves, as I'm pretty sure everyone had the same gloves in mind.

3.If one of your neighbors had lost touch with the spirit of Christmas, what Christmas Carol would you sing to remind them of the magic of Christmas?

Jingle Bells-6
Deck The Halls-3
Silent Night-3
Joy To The World-2
White Christmas-2
We Wish You A Merry Christmas
O, Come All Ye Faithful
Merry Christmas

Pretty much a crapshoot or a question which basically boiled down to "What is your favorite Christmas Carol?"

4.Tickle Me Elmo was a humdinger of a fad. If you were one of the Elmo executives, putting out ____ me Elmo would be the next cash cow for the company (fill in the blank)

Hug-3
Kill-2
Fuck
Fondle
Shave
throw
snuggle
diddle
blow
bite
sing with
tickle
punch
buy
molest
kick

Ok, this question just got out of hand. I wanted to avoid having 10 winners like IWS #100, and it looks like I succeeded.

5.What is the best beverage to keep warm with on a cold winter night?

Hot cocoa-10
Scotch/Whiskey-4
Coffee-2
brandy
hot cider
egg nog

I combined scotch and whiskey....

6.What is the worst pet a parent could give a child for Christmas?

Snake-4
trout-2
dog-2
ray
skunk
great cat
hamster
cat
rock
rabbit
elephant
bird
monkey
alligator


The cream of the crap:

Vince 1 10 3 1 10 2 600 0.80%
silver owl 4 10 6 3 1 1 720 1%
wbatl1 10 1 2 1 1 1 20 0%
tanglewood 10 1 6 1 10 1 600 0.80%
quiksand 10 2 2 1 2 1 80 0%
thunderingherd 4 2 6 1 10 2 960 1.33%
MIJB#19 4 1 1 3 2 4 96 0%
Cody8200 10 1 3 3 10 1 900 1.25%
Chas in Cinti 2 10 3 1 10 1 600 0.80%
albionmoonlight 10 1 1 1 4 2 80 0%
Raiders Army 10 10 1 1 10 1 1000 1.38%
General Mike 2 1 2 1 10 1 40 0%
st. cronin 10 10 2 1 4 1 800 1.11%
timmae 1 10 6 1 1 4 240 0%
panerd 1 10 3 2 10 1 600 0.80%
pennywisesb 4 1 6 2 10 4 1,920 2.60%


Runners-Up

desnudo 10 10 6 1 4 1 2,400 3.30%
Colt45 10 10 3 1 4 2 2,400 3.30%


THE WINNER OF IWS #125 and 2005 FABERGE EGG EXPO QUEEN:

lighthousekeeper 10 10 3 1 10 4 12,000 16.60%



thanks to all who entered!!!!
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Old 11-18-2005, 04:23 PM   #2
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0%.

Awesome.
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Old 11-18-2005, 04:55 PM   #3
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Old 11-18-2005, 04:58 PM   #4
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How could fuck not be the overwhelming answer to #4???
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Old 11-18-2005, 05:12 PM   #5
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damn it... What holiday... not what city... what the heck was I thinking. that's what I get for starting this darn quiz before i've had my morning coffee.

Either that or my reading skills are eroding..
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Old 11-18-2005, 05:40 PM   #6
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woohoo! first FOF Yahoo fantasy baseball, then this. it's time for me to head off for vegas.
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Old 11-18-2005, 05:52 PM   #7
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damn it... What holiday... not what city... what the heck was I thinking. that's what I get for starting this darn quiz before i've had my morning coffee.

Either that or my reading skills are eroding..

I actually almost made the same mistake.
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Old 11-18-2005, 05:53 PM   #8
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0%- but I tied with quicksand...well actually he beat me but we were both 0% and bad
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Old 11-19-2005, 07:02 AM   #9
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0% and I still beat QuikSand!?

By the way, a winner with a 1-multiplier, that's got to be a first time occurance. It's got to be...
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Old 11-19-2005, 08:42 AM   #10
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I can't tell you all how big this is for me. And I'll have you all know that had I thought I'd be able to spell cocoa correctly, this bad boy would have been mine! Is 2006 the 'Year of Colt45'? Well, guys, it just very well might be!

I do not believe I have ever been so excited to be 3.3% correct. I believe the old college roommates might be getting a call about this one...
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Old 11-19-2005, 08:54 AM   #11
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WTF is a "great cat"?
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Old 11-19-2005, 09:41 AM   #12
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doh, I missed this one. I probably would have lost, anyway.

Happy New York Day, everybody!
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Old 11-19-2005, 11:48 AM   #13
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WTF is a "great cat"?

lion, puma, ocelot, jaguar, etc.
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Old 11-28-2005, 12:16 PM   #14
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woohoo! first FOF Yahoo fantasy baseball, then this. it's time for me to head off for vegas.
When you get home, could you please start IWS#126? K? Tx.
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Old 11-30-2005, 07:04 PM   #15
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Old 11-30-2005, 08:31 PM   #16
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Still in Vegas?
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Old 12-04-2005, 11:08 AM   #17
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Time to pass this on to Desnudo and/or Colt45?
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Old 12-04-2005, 01:22 PM   #18
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Alright. Between Desnudo and colt45, the first to volunteer gets to do it, unless they want to do the ol' 3 and 3.
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:02 PM   #19
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sorry - i didn't realize that i was supposed to do the next one. this was only the 2nd IWS that I played.

i'll have one posted by tonight.
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Old 12-07-2005, 11:07 AM   #20
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WTF is a "great cat"?
Yeh I was wondering about this too. I understand now what it means, I just find it funny.
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