For Those Jessica Simpson Fans Out There

[duckman]

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Simpson, Lachey Officially Call It Quits
Thursday, November 24, 2005


LOS ANGELES — After months of rumors, denials and salacious magazine covers, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are officially calling it quits.

The couple jointly announced their separation Wednesday, their publicists Meredith O'Sullivan and Rob Shooter confirmed.

"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," Simpson and Lachey said in an official statement.

"This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."

The two pop singers wed in October 2002 and went on to star in their own reality show, "Newlyweds," on MTV. Lachey had been part of the boy band 98 Degrees. The show made them A-list celebrities.

Following Simpson's role in 2005's "The Dukes of Hazzard," tabloid magazines began reporting trouble in the marriage.

Us Weekly first reported the couple's split in its Oct. 17 issue.

Just in time for the holidays.

[sovereignstar]

Could you pass the mash potatoes? And some of that ass too? Thanks.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I lay the blame on this separation squarley on the shoulders of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Thank you for sullying the sanctity of marriage!

[duckman]

I think it was because Nick wanted some butt sex, but Jessica said "no."

[Rockstar]

Another reason not to get married when your 12

[MizzouRah]

Dumb ass Nick.

[Ajaxab]

You're calling Nick dumb? You mean to tell me that the can labelled 'Chicken of the Sea' really doesn't have chicken in it?

[MizzouRah]

Originally Posted by Ajaxab

You're calling Nick dumb? You mean to tell me that the can labelled 'Chicken of the Sea' really doesn't have chicken in it?

Somewhere on a radio station Cinderella is playing.....

[Dr. Sak]

Wow! Here I thought today was Thanksgiving not Christmas

[Anthony]

worst move of Nick's career. the girl is the #1 hottie on countless lists, she's voted as having the greatest tits of all celebtrities, and he thinks he can do better? he doesn't have a career anymore, he thinks he can do better than her? what chick is out there that is on par with her and is available? don't these celebrities know about marriage counseling?

i really want to see the seadonkey he's gonna get after her. you think any chick wants to follow Jessica? she's always gonna be "are my tits big enough?" "am i hot enough?"

[Joe]

so Nick really is fucking Ashlee Simpson?

[Rockstar]

When does the new show start? You know, Newly Divorcees.

[MIJB#19]

Originally Posted by Rockstar

When does the new show start? You know, Newly Divorcees.

Followed by Newly Re-weds, Newly Adulters and Newly Re-dovorcees.

(What smartass put adult in adultery?)

[jbmagic]

more info.

http://www.yahoo.com/s/263351

Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey: Why they split

[Young Drachma]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

worst move of Nick's career. the girl is the #1 hottie on countless lists, she's voted as having the greatest tits of all celebtrities, and he thinks he can do better? he doesn't have a career anymore, he thinks he can do better than her? what chick is out there that is on par with her and is available? don't these celebrities know about marriage counseling?

i really want to see the seadonkey he's gonna get after her. you think any chick wants to follow Jessica? she's always gonna be "are my tits big enough?" "am i hot enough?"

Surely she ended the charade because being single and in the spotlight is good for business. You think he wanted to end it? He'll get a good payoff from it, since she is surely worth more than he is.

[oykib]

This seems to prove the old adage:

No matter how hot that chick you're looking at is, there's a guy somewhere who's tired of her shit

*and no, that's that a referece to J-Lo and Ben Affleck

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

Surely she ended the charade because being single and in the spotlight is good for business. You think he wanted to end it? He'll get a good payoff from it, since she is surely worth more than he is.

My fiancee' heard on the radio yesterday that they didn't sing a pre-nup, so Nick is looking to make quite a bit of cash from this divorce...

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

My fiancee' heard on the radio yesterday that they didn't sing a pre-nup, so Nick is looking to make quite a bit of cash from this divorce...

how embarassing that is - he should have more respect for himself. he's basically admitting he no longer has any career and thus needs to have his more successful ex-wife break him off some of her $$$. what a waste.

in a couple years we're gonna see Nick Lachey on Celebrity Mole, or Surreal Life 8. he's over.

in about 10 years, when no one cares about his life and he's contemplating taking the razor blade he's holding and slashing his wrists, i wonder if he'll think back on this time and say "maybe i shoulda just put up with her shit and sucked it up, couldn't have been *that* bad, she did have big natural knockers." what a uselss human.

[rkmsuf]

I actually think Lachey is the normal one of the whole scene over there.

[JeeberD]

If he's smart he'll invest the $17+million he'll be getting from the divorce and in 10 years he'll still be living the high life.

[gottimd]

Here is to hoping that it was some torrid lesbian affair Jessica Simpson had with another hot chick and the sex tape will surface at some point.


What...I can dream

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by gottimd

Here is to hoping that it was some torrid lesbian affair Jessica Simpson had with another hot chick and the sex tape will surface at some point.

i hope it's a sex tape with Johnny Knoxville and Nick Lachey can see it and prematurely end his life and spare us all the torture of having to watch him resurrect his career fighting Tonya Harding in some zany C-list celebrity show.