Request for a new invention

st.cronin · 12-01-2005, 07:24 PM

Somebody invent a pager that will alert me when fofc drama (such as what is currently transpiring thanks to Noop and others) explodes. That way I can log on instead of planting poinsettas.

Ksyrup · 12-01-2005, 07:31 PM

What, you haven't ordered your Mobile FOFC phone yet? It comes complete with an end-of-the-day rap performed by Flasch that summarizes the day's postings.

st.cronin · 12-01-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

What, you haven't ordered your Mobile FOFC phone yet? It comes complete with an end-of-the-day rap performed by Flasch that summarizes the day's postings.

for christmas, please

vex · 12-01-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

What, you haven't ordered your Mobile FOFC phone yet? It comes complete with an end-of-the-day rap performed by Flasch that summarizes the day's postings.

I'm in anticipation for the new FOFC diagram phone.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 12-02-2005, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Somebody invent a pager that will alert me when fofc drama (such as what is currently transpiring thanks to Noop and others) explodes. That way I can log on instead of planting poinsettas.

Were you planting poinsettas in the buff?

st.cronin · 12-02-2005, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Were you planting poinsettas in the buff?

I was completely naked, if you don't count my clothes, jacket, scarf and hat.

Airhog · 12-02-2005, 06:44 AM

the only problem with that phone is JeeberD calls you 8-12 times a day just to see whats up

Ksyrup · 12-02-2005, 07:33 AM

JeeberD · 12-02-2005, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

the only problem with that phone is JeeberD calls you 8-12 times a day just to see whats up

I'm so phone-shy it's painful. I don't answer the damn thing unless I absolutely have to...

Riggins44 · 12-02-2005, 10:35 AM

I get tired of dodging shrapnel outside the women's bathroom here at work. There's always a bunch of these small, tightly twisted pieces of toilet paper. Some even have brown tips.

So, couldn't there be a cattle crossing like device by the door? Then when the twisties fall through (cuz hopefully they can't fly) they would be incinerated immediately. God forbid you step on one of these twisties and bring one back to your desk.

Raiders Army · 12-02-2005, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Riggins44

I get tired of dodging shrapnel outside the women's bathroom here at work. There's always a bunch of these small, tightly twisted pieces of toilet paper. Some even have brown tips.

So, couldn't there be a cattle crossing like device by the door? Then when the twisties fall through (cuz hopefully they can't fly) they would be incinerated immediately. God forbid you step on one of these twisties and bring one back to your desk.

Whoa.

12-01-2005, 07:31 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	What, you haven't ordered your Mobile FOFC phone yet? It comes complete with an end-of-the-day rap performed by Flasch that summarizes the day's postings. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-02-2005, 06:44 AM	#7
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	the only problem with that phone is JeeberD calls you 8-12 times a day just to see whats up __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

12-02-2005, 07:33 AM	#8
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	LOL __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-02-2005, 10:35 AM	#10
Riggins44 High School JV Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Ontario, CA. USA	Twisty Guard v1.0 I get tired of dodging shrapnel outside the women's bathroom here at work. There's always a bunch of these small, tightly twisted pieces of toilet paper. Some even have brown tips. So, couldn't there be a cattle crossing like device by the door? Then when the twisties fall through (cuz hopefully they can't fly) they would be incinerated immediately. God forbid you step on one of these twisties and bring one back to your desk. Last edited by Riggins44 : 12-02-2005 at 10:36 AM.

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