Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 10: Teri Hatcher

Kodos · 12-28-2005, 08:41 AM

Well, with the voting winding down, Jenny on the block is pretty much assured of finishing between Danica Patrick and Uma Thurman. Our next contestant, Teri Hatcher, now steps into the light...

Code:

Anna Kournikova   90.97
Evangeline Lilly  81.20
Angelina Jolie    78.49
Danica Patrick    59.17
Uma Thurman       35.51
Gillian Anderson  35.48
Cameron Diaz      31.67
Patrick Dempsey   27.27

I have a feeling I will be in the minority, but I'm going to vote Hot! She may be living off of her Superman days in my mind though...

Desmond · 12-28-2005, 08:51 AM

Shirley, you can't be serious.

Edit: Heres the thing, ok. Wether you find them attractive or not, girls like Angelina, Danica, Jennifer, close up, are at least together, nice skin, features that are solidly feminine and together, even if you don't like them.

But Cameron, and now Terri Hatcher, I PROMISE you that when you move in close for that first kiss, those faces, in the clear light of day, are fuckin frightening.

And Terris tits were doubling as flip flops 10 years ago, I clench up at the thought of what they look like out of their holster now.

vtbub · 12-28-2005, 08:58 AM

Time has not been kind to that desperate housewife.

Bee · 12-28-2005, 09:08 AM

I said Hot, but if there were a middle category I'd put her in it.

George · 12-28-2005, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtbub

Time has not been kind to that desperate housewife.

Agreed. She was hot at one point.

Eaglesfan27 · 12-28-2005, 09:39 AM

She was very hot back in the day. She isn't anymore.

Honolulu Blue · 12-28-2005, 09:42 AM

Her assets, though not "spectacular" as once stated, are pretty nice. She's still hot in my eyes.

Draft Dodger · 12-28-2005, 09:48 AM

JeeberD · 12-28-2005, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

She was very hot back in the day. She isn't anymore.

Agreed. I was totally in love with her during the Lois and Clark days but she's just scary now...

gkb · 12-28-2005, 10:21 AM

My first "not" vote....she doesn't do anything for me. Meh.

Raiders Army · 12-28-2005, 01:19 PM

Strangely, I'm going with hot. Yep. hot.

st.cronin · 12-28-2005, 01:21 PM

I can never remember who she is, plus there's that whole 'sex van' thing that I read about, and I never did watch that Superman show (as far as I can recall), so NO.

KWhit · 12-28-2005, 01:25 PM

Superhot.

BuffaloHuskey · 12-28-2005, 01:30 PM

Gotta vote for the MILF

Swaggs · 12-28-2005, 02:12 PM

Not by movie star standards. She is occasionally cute, depending on what type of mood I am in.

Glengoyne · 12-28-2005, 04:04 PM

I'm going hot. I think it's because of the van.

Anthony · 12-28-2005, 04:08 PM

she's old and has the worst breasts in Hollywood, outside of Debra Messing.

SFL Cat · 12-28-2005, 04:11 PM

She was hot in her day....she's no longer the hottie she once was, but she's no slouch either.

My verdict: 4X hotter than Uma ever will be.

Anthony · 12-28-2005, 04:12 PM

Uma has great breasts and i can look past her un-hotness because she has a great body.

Lorena · 12-28-2005, 05:40 PM

Not even close to hot... a stick figure has more meat than she does. Those bug eyes don't help. Obviously... NOT!

Icy · 12-28-2005, 05:47 PM

Nah, not for me.

MIJB#19 · 12-28-2005, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Agreed. I was totally in love with her during the Lois and Clark days but she's just scary now...

Just like with Cameron Diaz, JebeerD's words show my opinion well.

In the L&C days, I'd keep watching, today, I won't.

Noop · 12-28-2005, 06:36 PM

Ugly.

Karlifornia · 12-28-2005, 06:40 PM

She would be 'just ok' if it weren't for those fried eggs she's passing off as boobies. NOT!

Grammaticus · 12-28-2005, 06:43 PM

Damn, Teri is not doing too good. Man it's really rough out there.

Rizon · 12-28-2005, 07:55 PM

Old school Teri Hatcher: SMOKING hot.

New school Teri: Eh. I'd hit it though. Maybe a few times then quit it.

moriarty · 12-29-2005, 08:02 AM

Teri Hatcher - 10 years ... hot. Now, still hittable, but no longer hot.

edit: 10 years "ago".

Rizon · 12-29-2005, 08:31 AM

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MIJB#19 · 12-29-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moriarty

Teri Hatcher - 10 years ... hot.

You knew her when she was 10 years old?

Desnudo · 12-29-2005, 01:05 PM

I don't know what happened to her, but it wasn't good. I thought she was still hot during the early Radio Shack era, but I saw an episode of Desperate Housewives recently and eek!

duckman · 12-29-2005, 01:14 PM

Cocaine is hellva drug.

Desnudo · 12-29-2005, 01:16 PM

I don't know, I usually like women that use cocaine because it keeps them skinny and easy. Maybe she has an eating disorder.

moriarty · 12-29-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

You knew her when she was 10 years old?

Ironically her boobs were the same size back then.

View Poll Results: Teri Hatcher is...
Hot!	41	37.96%
Not!	67	62.04%
Voters: 108. You may not vote on this poll

12-28-2005, 08:51 AM	#2
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Shirley, you can't be serious. Edit: Heres the thing, ok. Wether you find them attractive or not, girls like Angelina, Danica, Jennifer, close up, are at least together, nice skin, features that are solidly feminine and together, even if you don't like them. But Cameron, and now Terri Hatcher, I PROMISE you that when you move in close for that first kiss, those faces, in the clear light of day, are fuckin frightening. And Terris tits were doubling as flip flops 10 years ago, I clench up at the thought of what they look like out of their holster now. Last edited by Desmond : 12-28-2005 at 08:55 AM.

12-28-2005, 08:58 AM	#3
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	Time has not been kind to that desperate housewife. __________________

12-28-2005, 09:39 AM	#6
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	She was very hot back in the day. She isn't anymore. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

12-28-2005, 09:48 AM	#8
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	meh __________________ Mile High Hockey

12-28-2005, 09:08 AM	#4
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I said Hot, but if there were a middle category I'd put her in it.

12-28-2005, 09:42 AM	#7
Honolulu Blue Dynasty Boy Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Michigan	Her assets, though not "spectacular" as once stated, are pretty nice. She's still hot in my eyes.

12-28-2005, 10:21 AM	#10
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	My first "not" vote....she doesn't do anything for me. Meh. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

12-28-2005, 01:19 PM	#11
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Strangely, I'm going with hot. Yep. hot.

12-28-2005, 01:21 PM	#12
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I can never remember who she is, plus there's that whole 'sex van' thing that I read about, and I never did watch that Superman show (as far as I can recall), so NO. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-28-2005, 01:25 PM	#13
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Superhot.

12-28-2005, 01:30 PM	#14
BuffaloHuskey Mascot Join Date: Aug 2005	Gotta vote for the MILF __________________ "Buffalo is the grundle of the weather system" -T-Shirt

12-28-2005, 02:12 PM	#15
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Not by movie star standards. She is occasionally cute, depending on what type of mood I am in. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

12-28-2005, 04:04 PM	#16
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	I'm going hot. I think it's because of the van.

12-28-2005, 04:08 PM	#17
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	she's old and has the worst breasts in Hollywood, outside of Debra Messing.

12-28-2005, 04:11 PM	#18
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	She was hot in her day....she's no longer the hottie she once was, but she's no slouch either. My verdict: 4X hotter than Uma ever will be.

12-28-2005, 04:12 PM	#19
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	Uma has great breasts and i can look past her un-hotness because she has a great body.

12-28-2005, 05:40 PM	#20
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Not even close to hot... a stick figure has more meat than she does. Those bug eyes don't help. Obviously... NOT! Last edited by Lorena : 12-28-2005 at 05:41 PM.

12-28-2005, 05:47 PM	#21
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	Nah, not for me.

12-28-2005, 06:36 PM	#23
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Ugly. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

12-28-2005, 06:40 PM	#24
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	She would be 'just ok' if it weren't for those fried eggs she's passing off as boobies. NOT! __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-28-2005, 06:43 PM	#25
Grammaticus Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tennessee	Damn, Teri is not doing too good. Man it's really rough out there.

12-29-2005, 08:02 AM	#27
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Teri Hatcher - 10 years ... hot. Now, still hittable, but no longer hot. edit: 10 years "ago". Last edited by moriarty : 12-29-2005 at 01:46 PM.

12-29-2005, 01:05 PM	#30
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I don't know what happened to her, but it wasn't good. I thought she was still hot during the early Radio Shack era, but I saw an episode of Desperate Housewives recently and eek!

12-29-2005, 01:16 PM	#32
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I don't know, I usually like women that use cocaine because it keeps them skinny and easy. Maybe she has an eating disorder.

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