Matthew McConaughey is SMOKIN HOT!!!

oliegirl · 01-04-2006, 08:50 PM

The intro to the Rose Bowl...what I wouldn't do to hit that, and spank it, and, well, lots of dirty things that would make this thread NSFW.

Farrah can have Drew Weatherford, I'm taking Matthew!

Schmidty · 01-04-2006, 08:58 PM

My wife is gaga over him.

I could beat his ass. Bastard.

stevew · 01-04-2006, 08:58 PM

This is getting out of control.

st.cronin · 01-04-2006, 09:09 PM

Where's the poll?

vex · 01-04-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

This is getting out of control.

Yup.

gottimd · 01-04-2006, 09:10 PM

What about Elephant man?

These man threads need to cease.

WrongWay · 01-04-2006, 09:14 PM

Have you seen him play his Bongos?

FYI... He was arrested last year for smoking dope and playing his bongo drums in the nude while his neighbors watched. He was also arrested for resisting, because it took 3 cops to make him put his clothes back on.

Senator · 01-04-2006, 09:15 PM

The Golden Age of FOFC is over.

Schmidty · 01-04-2006, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

What about Elephant man?

These man threads need to cease.

Why? There are constant female "Hot or Not" threads, so mhy not let the ladies have their fun?

ARE YOU ALL SEXIST?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?

Desnudo · 01-04-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

ARE YOU ALL SEXIST?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?

Yes.

Ben E Lou · 01-04-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Why? There are constant female "Hot or Not" threads, so mhy not let the ladies have their fun?

ARE YOU ALL SEXIST?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?

Yes.

I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.

Schmidty · 01-04-2006, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Yes.

I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.

Ouch.

I think you should start a Front Office Kitchen Central and ban the women to be forced to post there. That'll teach 'em.

gottimd · 01-04-2006, 09:25 PM

Alright, who broke wind?

cthomer5000 · 01-04-2006, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator

The Golden Age of FOFC is over.

"

Lorena · 01-04-2006, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Yes.

I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.

Up yours Skydog... we're here and we ain't goin' ANYWHERE!!

I don't appreciate you saying that one bit.

gottimd · 01-04-2006, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator

The Golden Age of FOFC is over.

Can we get some sort of FOFC timeline?

Schmidty · 01-04-2006, 09:33 PM

I think a lot of you guys are just uncomfortable with the fact that you really do find Matthew McConaughey smokin' hot.

Desnudo · 01-04-2006, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

Can we get some sort of FOFC timeline?

What age are we in now?

st.cronin · 01-04-2006, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I think a lot of you guys are just uncomfortable with the fact that you really do find Matthew McConaughey smokin' hot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

You have GOT to be kidding me. MM came across like a real man, strong voice, a longhorn steer, no glitz and glamour. Ferrell was weak, with that whiney voice.

ahem

ScottVib · 01-04-2006, 09:37 PM

I think its the Triassic

Ben E Lou · 01-04-2006, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

ahem

"A real man"=someone I'd go campin', fishin' or dissect a defensive scheme with.

Schmidty · 01-04-2006, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

"A real man"=someone I'd go campin', fishin' or dissect a defensive scheme with.

I think those guys in "Brokeback Mountain" did that too.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-04-2006, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Yes.

I've never been a big fan of chicks being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.

Well then. The One True Dark Jedi has spoken.

Desnudo · 01-04-2006, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

"A real man"=someone I'd go campin', fishin' or dissect a defensive scheme with.

In MMs' case it would be sitting around naked playing the bongos and smoking dope.

gottimd · 01-04-2006, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

"A real man"=someone I'd go campin', fishin' or dissect a defensive scheme with.

No inflatable penguins?

Ben E Lou · 01-04-2006, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

In MMs' case it would be sitting around naked playing the bongos and smoking dope.

Ugh.

"The only time Real Men chant is at Third and One!"--Flex Crush

cthomer5000 · 01-04-2006, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

What age are we in now?

The Moody and Bloated Age

Draft Dodger · 01-04-2006, 09:50 PM

well, I for one, can find nothing wrong with having horny chicks posting here.

JeeberD · 01-04-2006, 09:51 PM

Oh man, this thread is gonna get good...

ThunderingHERD · 01-04-2006, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Well then. The One True Dark Jedi has spoken.

Are we going to bring race into this now, too?

moriarty · 01-04-2006, 10:13 PM

There's nothing worse than checking out the forum at work and having your co-worker looking over your shoulder misinterpreting thread titles like "Matthew McConaughey is SMOKIN HOT!!!".

KWhit · 01-04-2006, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

well, I for one, can find nothing wrong with having horny chicks posting here.

Especially since I look just like Matthew McConaughey.

Rockstar · 01-04-2006, 10:25 PM

"Allright,Allright,Allright."

"Thats what I like about high school girls. I get older, and they just stay the same".

Draft Dodger · 01-04-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

Especially since I look just like Matthew McConaughey.

you too!

Rockstar · 01-04-2006, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

you too!

Matt couldnt carry my vanity mirror.

Draft Dodger · 01-04-2006, 10:38 PM

interesting, though, that for a manly man message board, the Matthew McConaughey is SMOKIN HOT!!! thread has more than 300+ views in just under 2 hours.

JeeberD · 01-04-2006, 10:41 PM

I'm just here to see the female revolt...

Pumpy Tudors · 01-04-2006, 11:04 PM

skydog is hot

oliegirl · 01-04-2006, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Up yours Skydog... we're here and we ain't goin' ANYWHERE!!

I don't appreciate you saying that one bit.

You tell 'em Sister!

GIRL POWER!

st.cronin · 01-04-2006, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

skydog is hot

I agree. And by 'hot' I assume we both mean 'somebody I would like to break down defenses with.'

MrBug708 · 01-04-2006, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Well then. The One True Dark Jedi has spoken.

Skydog is S.L.J.?

cuervo72 · 01-04-2006, 11:42 PM

GEORGE: By the way, have you spoken to Elaine yet today?

JERRY: No why?

GEORGE: [sighs] She called Susan last night.

JERRY: Oh yeah, I know.

GEORGE: How do you know?

JERRY: Well it was my idea.

GEORGE: Your idea?

JERRY: Yeah.

GEORGE: Wha’d you do that for?

JERRY: She was looking for someone to go to the show with.

GEORGE: Well that was a really stupid thing! You know what's going to
happen now?

JERRY: World's collide. (points at George)

GEORGE: Whe ... Well yeah!

JERRY: Because this world is your sanctuary and if that world comes into
contact with --

GEORGE: YES! It Blows Up! So if you know that, what did you tell
Elaine for?

JERRY: I didn’t know. Kramer told me about the worlds.

GEORGE: You couldn't figure out the “World's Theory” for yourself? It's
just common sense. Anybody knows, ya gotta keep your worlds apart.
(gesturing with hands going outward)

JERRY: Yeah, I guess I slipped up.

(Kramer enters)

KRAMER: Hey.

GEORGE: Hey.

JERRY: Hey.

GEORGE: He knows the worlds theory.

KRAMER: What is it blowing up?

GEORGE: Ha! (grabs his coat and exits the apartment)

cuervo72 · 01-04-2006, 11:43 PM

GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is
allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him,
Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but
there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the
George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar
George, Bawdy George.

JERRY: I, I love that George.

GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks
through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided
against itself, Cannot Stand!

(Elaine enters)

GEORGE: You're Killing Independent George! You know that, don't you?

ELAINE: George I don't even want to get --

GEORGE: You know what word Susan used last night? Hnuh. Vault! hu,
hu, hu.

ELAINE: So?

GEORGE: She got that from you!

ELAINE: Well, I didn’t tell here to say it.

GEORGE: What is she the only girl in the whole world? Why can’t you get
find your own girl?

ELAINE: I Like Her!

GEORGE: You see (to Jerry). You see. You see what I’m talking about.
It's all just slipping away. And you're letting it happen. (exits --
slamming the door)

saldana · 01-04-2006, 11:43 PM

not picking sides in this one,but just wondering, can anyone put SkyDog in the Penalty Box?

cartman · 01-05-2006, 01:05 AM

Matthew's brother gets his oil changed at my uncle's oil change center in Dripping Springs, TX. He runs a lot clearing business, getting rid of mesquite trees and prickly pear cactus on people's land.

One of my uncle's employee's asked him if he carried a picture of his brother in his wallet. He deadpanned "Do you carry a pic of your brother in your purse?"

Vegas Vic · 01-05-2006, 03:02 AM

Bwaaaah Hahhhhh!

USC -7 was Brandon Lang's 50-Star College Lock of the Century!

Pumpy Tudors · 01-05-2006, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saldana

not picking sides in this one,but just wondering, can anyone put SkyDog in the Penalty Box?

I can.

Lorena · 01-05-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saldana

not picking sides in this one,but just wondering, can anyone put SkyDog in the Penalty Box?

Yeah no shit! I don't mind being called a "chick", but when some asswipe uses the way Skydog did, then it pisses the fuck outta me.

I don't see what the problem is... maybe he needs a Midol to relieve his menstrual cramps.

Ben E Lou · 01-05-2006, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Yeah no shit! I don't mind being called a "chick", but when some asswipe uses the way Skydog did, then it pisses the fuck outta me.

I don't see what the problem is... maybe he needs a Midol to relieve his menstrual cramps.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Yes.

I've never been a big fan of ~~chicks~~ females, women, girls, or whatever they would prefer to be called, being here period, but this crap has gotta stop. I'm with Senator.

Is that better? I didn't mean for my terminology to be offensive.

lurker · 01-05-2006, 07:28 PM

I've been trying to figure out how to say this without offending anyone for a while, but I doubt I'll succeed. But I don't see how some women can repeatedly go out of their ways to make posts designed to get reactions (X actor is hot, Y poster turns me on, threesome?, I'd hit that) without also expecting reactions like Skydog's or Senator's. Frankly, I agree with them. Maybe if we just posted because we enjoyed the discussions and not because we wanted flirting we wouldn't get resentment for turning the board into a chatroom. Yes, most of the "pcs plz" posts on this board are from guys. Does that make it funny when women change it up and say it to the guys? Maybe the first 10 times. But then, it's not funny when the idiotic guys say it either.

But just because a few women are occasionally posting about hot guys is no reason to deride all women (or even the women who do make a few posts about it), just like a few guys who can talk about nothing but hot women is no reason to malign men.

01-04-2006, 08:58 PM	#2
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gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Alright, who broke wind? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

01-04-2006, 08:58 PM	#3
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	This is getting out of control.

01-04-2006, 09:14 PM	#7
WrongWay Banned Join Date: Jan 2005	Have you seen him play his Bongos? FYI... He was arrested last year for smoking dope and playing his bongo drums in the nude while his neighbors watched. He was also arrested for resisting, because it took 3 cops to make him put his clothes back on.

01-04-2006, 09:33 PM	#17
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I think a lot of you guys are just uncomfortable with the fact that you really do find Matthew McConaughey smokin' hot. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

01-04-2006, 09:37 PM	#20
ScottVib High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: My Computer	I think its the Triassic

01-04-2006, 09:50 PM	#28
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	well, I for one, can find nothing wrong with having horny chicks posting here. __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-04-2006, 09:51 PM	#29
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01-04-2006, 10:13 PM	#31
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	There's nothing worse than checking out the forum at work and having your co-worker looking over your shoulder misinterpreting thread titles like "Matthew McConaughey is SMOKIN HOT!!!".

01-04-2006, 10:25 PM	#33
Rockstar Mascot Join Date: Jun 2005	"Allright,Allright,Allright." "Thats what I like about high school girls. I get older, and they just stay the same". __________________ Your wife was at the show last night.

01-04-2006, 10:38 PM	#36
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	interesting, though, that for a manly man message board, the Matthew McConaughey is SMOKIN HOT!!! thread has more than 300+ views in just under 2 hours. __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-04-2006, 10:41 PM	#37
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I'm just here to see the female revolt... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-04-2006, 11:04 PM	#38
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	skydog is hot __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

01-04-2006, 11:42 PM	#42
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	GEORGE: By the way, have you spoken to Elaine yet today? JERRY: No why? GEORGE: [sighs] She called Susan last night. JERRY: Oh yeah, I know. GEORGE: How do you know? JERRY: Well it was my idea. GEORGE: Your idea? JERRY: Yeah. GEORGE: Wha’d you do that for? JERRY: She was looking for someone to go to the show with. GEORGE: Well that was a really stupid thing! You know what's going to happen now? JERRY: World's collide. (points at George) GEORGE: Whe ... Well yeah! JERRY: Because this world is your sanctuary and if that world comes into contact with -- GEORGE: YES! It Blows Up! So if you know that, what did you tell Elaine for? JERRY: I didn’t know. Kramer told me about the worlds. GEORGE: You couldn't figure out the “World's Theory” for yourself? It's just common sense. Anybody knows, ya gotta keep your worlds apart. (gesturing with hands going outward) JERRY: Yeah, I guess I slipped up. (Kramer enters) KRAMER: Hey. GEORGE: Hey. JERRY: Hey. GEORGE: He knows the worlds theory. KRAMER: What is it blowing up? GEORGE: Ha! (grabs his coat and exits the apartment) __________________ null

01-04-2006, 11:43 PM	#43
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George. JERRY: I, I love that George. GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, Cannot Stand! (Elaine enters) GEORGE: You're Killing Independent George! You know that, don't you? ELAINE: George I don't even want to get -- GEORGE: You know what word Susan used last night? Hnuh. Vault! hu, hu, hu. ELAINE: So? GEORGE: She got that from you! ELAINE: Well, I didn’t tell here to say it. GEORGE: What is she the only girl in the whole world? Why can’t you get find your own girl? ELAINE: I Like Her! GEORGE: You see (to Jerry). You see. You see what I’m talking about. It's all just slipping away. And you're letting it happen. (exits -- slamming the door) __________________ null

01-04-2006, 11:43 PM	#44
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	not picking sides in this one,but just wondering, can anyone put SkyDog in the Penalty Box?

01-05-2006, 01:05 AM	#45
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Matthew's brother gets his oil changed at my uncle's oil change center in Dripping Springs, TX. He runs a lot clearing business, getting rid of mesquite trees and prickly pear cactus on people's land. One of my uncle's employee's asked him if he carried a picture of his brother in his wallet. He deadpanned "Do you carry a pic of your brother in your purse?" __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-05-2006, 03:02 AM	#46
Vegas Vic Checkraising Tourists Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cocoa Beach, FL	Bwaaaah Hahhhhh! USC -7 was Brandon Lang's 50-Star College Lock of the Century!

01-05-2006, 07:28 PM	#50
lurker High School JV Join Date: May 2001	I've been trying to figure out how to say this without offending anyone for a while, but I doubt I'll succeed. But I don't see how some women can repeatedly go out of their ways to make posts designed to get reactions (X actor is hot, Y poster turns me on, threesome?, I'd hit that) without also expecting reactions like Skydog's or Senator's. Frankly, I agree with them. Maybe if we just posted because we enjoyed the discussions and not because we wanted flirting we wouldn't get resentment for turning the board into a chatroom. Yes, most of the "pcs plz" posts on this board are from guys. Does that make it funny when women change it up and say it to the guys? Maybe the first 10 times. But then, it's not funny when the idiotic guys say it either. But just because a few women are occasionally posting about hot guys is no reason to deride all women (or even the women who do make a few posts about it), just like a few guys who can talk about nothing but hot women is no reason to malign men.

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