Witches Predict World Series

sterlingice · 01-05-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by metsblog.com

11:07 AM - Read: Witches Predictions for the Mets
...posted by Matthew Cerrone...
According to the WordNetDaily.com, a group of witches predict that the Mets will defeat the Yankees in the World Series this coming season…

While the witches claim to be 28 percent accurate, correctly predicting the success of eBay and The Sopranos and President Bush’s win over Al Gore in 2000, they wrongly predicted shortages of razor blades and salsa, a musical remake of Gone with the Wind starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Madonna, and Brad Pitt, and that nude tap-dancing and rectangular bagels would become national crazes…

…this has got to be the craziest thing i have ever posted on this site, but i had to do it…if for no other reason then to debate the need for rectangular bagels…not square mind you, but rectangular…

…thanks to dan for the link…i think…

SI

KWhit · 01-05-2006, 02:43 PM

I tried my hardest to corner the salsa market, but alas, I failed.

Ksyrup · 01-05-2006, 02:46 PM

WrongWay is a witch?

sterlingice · 01-05-2006, 02:46 PM

Arnold, Pitt, and Madonna on a musical. I'd kill to see that! Movie executives, make this now!

SI

st.cronin · 01-05-2006, 02:49 PM

If the Mets and Yankees meet in the World Series, I will make disconnect my cable that month.

Critch · 01-05-2006, 10:02 PM

Rectangular bagels is a great idea. They'd fit in the toaster better.

WSUCougar · 01-05-2006, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

I tried my hardest to corner the salsa market, but alas, I failed.

And I imagine you missed it by a razor-thin margin, eh?

ISiddiqui · 01-05-2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

If the Mets and Yankees meet in the World Series, I will make disconnect my cable that month.

Did you do so in 2000?

Mustang · 01-05-2006, 10:54 PM

Frankly My Dear... I'll be back.

01-05-2006, 02:46 PM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	WrongWay is a witch? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-05-2006, 02:46 PM	#4
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Arnold, Pitt, and Madonna on a musical. I'd kill to see that! Movie executives, make this now! SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

01-05-2006, 02:49 PM	#5
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	If the Mets and Yankees meet in the World Series, I will make disconnect my cable that month. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

01-05-2006, 10:54 PM	#9
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Frankly My Dear... I'll be back. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

01-05-2006, 02:43 PM	#2
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I tried my hardest to corner the salsa market, but alas, I failed.

01-05-2006, 10:02 PM	#6
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Rectangular bagels is a great idea. They'd fit in the toaster better.

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