Do you like to sneeze?

Schmidty · 01-17-2006, 12:40 AM

I have the most ridiculously loud and obnoxious sneezes, according to my wife. I have to admit that they are.....epic. But after having a few sinus fits tonight, I realized something: I like to sneeze. It feels GREAT. It's like a sinus orgasm to me.

Am I wierd, or do any of you long for that sweet sneezing sensation?

Karlifornia · 01-17-2006, 12:46 AM

Yes I like to sneeze. I never liked it enough to consider devoting a thread to it, though.

Schmidty · 01-17-2006, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

Yes I like to sneeze. I never liked it enough to consider devoting a thread to it, though.

I am the Heffner of spastic exhalation.

ThunderingHERD · 01-17-2006, 12:50 AM

Love to sneeze. When I was little I would scratch the inside of my nose to induce a sneeze--call it masturbation.

sabotai · 01-17-2006, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

I have the most ridiculously loud and obnoxious sneezes, according to my wife. I have to admit that they are.....epic.

Mine are probably similarly epic. I sneeze very loudly.

But unlike you, I hate it. My throat is sore afterwards and my nose usually has excess snot in it....just a terrible experience....

GoSeahawks · 01-17-2006, 01:09 AM

LOVE IT! It's like rubbing one off in public and having someone say "bless you."

Zippo · 01-17-2006, 01:44 AM

I never liked sneezing myself.

Eaglesfan27 · 01-17-2006, 01:56 AM

I hate sneezing particularly in public.

MJ4H · 01-17-2006, 08:14 AM

I sneeze hard. I've only had one of those multiple sneezing sessions one time in my life, and it was 2 sneezes. I was sore for a week. Sneezing is painful for me.

jeff061 · 01-17-2006, 08:31 AM

Clears things up, it's all good.

JeeberD · 01-17-2006, 08:59 AM

I like it except when my back is sore. Then I hate it with the flaming passion of 1000 suns...

Kodos · 01-17-2006, 09:00 AM

Yuck.

Subby · 01-17-2006, 09:05 AM

Nothing better than being on the edge, then purposely looking at the sun or some other light to close the deal.

Fonzie · 01-17-2006, 09:09 AM

Not a big fan of the sneezing, no.

MacroGuru · 01-17-2006, 10:02 AM

I love the sneeze....

Sneezing is almost orgasmic.....

Schmidty · 02-14-2008, 05:27 PM

I just had the greatest sneeze of my life. Even though it's Valentine's Day, I called and told my wife that she could just go to bed when she gets home from work. I'm good now.

Lorena · 02-14-2008, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Nothing better than being on the edge, then purposely looking at the sun or some other light to close the deal.

I realize this post is over 2 years old but, I thought my dad and I were the only ppl that did that.

Oh and yes, I love to sneeze. I hate hearing those mini-mouse sneezes it's so freaking annoying. Just let it out, you'll feel better.

mattlanta · 02-14-2008, 05:38 PM

I actually do, but it gets annoying when you sneeze too much and you get a stuffy nose from it.

Lorena · 02-14-2008, 05:40 PM

I hate when you get that tickle and you're getting ready to sneeze, get all happy cuz you know it's gonna feel good.. you get really close and... nothing.

Calis · 02-14-2008, 05:48 PM

I was very pro-sneeze up until I had jaw surgery, and had several I couldn't stop shortly after that.

I am now firmly anti-sneeze after that experience.

Lathum · 02-14-2008, 05:53 PM

Sneezing and peeing at the same time hurts.

Karlifornia · 02-14-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Sneezing and peeing at the same time hurts.

Not to mention the clean-up job that comes afterward

Schmidty · 02-14-2008, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Not to mention the clean-up job that comes afterward

But I thought you were a girl!!!! Do you hover????

Logan · 02-14-2008, 06:30 PM

I can't believe I missed this thread the first time around. I love sneezing -- so satisfying. I'm also a loud sneezer with a lot of noise erupting from my chest. It's rare that someone says "bless you" to me because usually they think I'm coughing.

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I hate when you get that tickle and you're getting ready to sneeze, get all happy cuz you know it's gonna feel good.. you get really close and... nothing.

There's nothing better than seeing someone that's preparing to sneeze...they're fighting for it, and just when it's about to come, you say "bless you." Nine times out of ten it fucks up the whole process and they lose it.

Raiders Army · 02-14-2008, 06:34 PM

MikeVic · 02-14-2008, 06:46 PM

No. My sneezes are so violent that my arms and hands get all tingly after the fact and hurt for the next 30 seconds or so.

mrsimperless · 02-15-2008, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I realize this post is over 2 years old but, I thought my dad and I were the only ppl that did that.

Oh and yes, I love to sneeze. I hate hearing those mini-mouse sneezes it's so freaking annoying. Just let it out, you'll feel better.

It is actually called Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome. (Some people call it ACHOO) I learned this from playing a trivial pursuit game. When I heard the question I just HAD to memorize the answer because I've tried to describe my condition to people and they think I'm crazy.

Autosomal Dominant - I believe this relates to the genetics of the trait. It is dominantly genetic - my father, my sister, myself and my daughter all have it.

Compelling - You have no control over it

Helio - The sun

Opthalmic - of your eyes

Outburst - the sneeze

Syndrome - the condition

I could be slightly off on what some of these mean, but this is pretty close.

I have daily outbursts of sneezing when I go outside with anywhere from just a few sneezes to sometimes a dozen or more.

And yes, it is awesome.

Neon_Chaos · 02-15-2008, 03:39 AM

So, what whould you call a sneezing sensation that suddenly disappears, leaving you empty inside?

Lorena · 02-15-2008, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mrsimperless

It is actually called Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome. (Some people call it ACHOO) I learned this from playing a trivial pursuit game. When I heard the question I just HAD to memorize the answer because I've tried to describe my condition to people and they think I'm crazy.

Autosomal Dominant - I believe this relates to the genetics of the trait. It is dominantly genetic - my father, my sister, myself and my daughter all have it.

Compelling - You have no control over it

Helio - The sun

Opthalmic - of your eyes

Outburst - the sneeze

Syndrome - the condition

I could be slightly off on what some of these mean, but this is pretty close.

I have daily outbursts of sneezing when I go outside with anywhere from just a few sneezes to sometimes a dozen or more.

And yes, it is awesome.

This is a condition? Heh, that's crazy. Well I'm glad my dad and I aren't the only ones.

I wonder if the pain I feel in my nose when it's cold is associated with this? It just comes unexpectedly and only lasts a few seconds.

cuervo72 · 02-15-2008, 08:06 AM

Well, I don't know if it's a condition really (I don't think syndromes always have to be negative or harmful). Just a genetic quirk. Kinda like being able to roll your tongue.

I love sun sneezes.

Lorena · 06-03-2008, 09:40 AM

dammit, i just sneezed so hard it hurt

MikeVic · 06-03-2008, 09:42 AM

Well pin a pollen-covered rose on your nose.

Fidatelo · 06-03-2008, 10:37 AM

I love sneezing when I'm alone, but I find sneezing in front of people awkward. I guess I'm not much of an exhibitionist.

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01-17-2006, 12:46 AM	#2
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Yes I like to sneeze. I never liked it enough to consider devoting a thread to it, though. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

01-17-2006, 12:50 AM	#4
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Love to sneeze. When I was little I would scratch the inside of my nose to induce a sneeze--call it masturbation. __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

01-17-2006, 01:56 AM	#8
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I hate sneezing particularly in public. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

01-17-2006, 08:31 AM	#10
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Clears things up, it's all good. __________________

01-17-2006, 01:09 AM	#6
GoSeahawks High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olympia, Wa	LOVE IT! It's like rubbing one off in public and having someone say "bless you."

01-17-2006, 01:44 AM	#7
Zippo High School JV Join Date: Jan 2004	I never liked sneezing myself.

01-17-2006, 08:14 AM	#9
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	I sneeze hard. I've only had one of those multiple sneezing sessions one time in my life, and it was 2 sneezes. I was sore for a week. Sneezing is painful for me.

01-17-2006, 08:59 AM	#11
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I like it except when my back is sore. Then I hate it with the flaming passion of 1000 suns... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-17-2006, 09:00 AM	#12
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Yuck.

01-17-2006, 09:05 AM	#13
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01-17-2006, 09:09 AM	#14
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	Not a big fan of the sneezing, no. Last edited by Fonzie : 01-17-2006 at 09:09 AM.

01-17-2006, 10:02 AM	#15
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	I love the sneeze.... Sneezing is almost orgasmic..... __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

02-14-2008, 05:27 PM	#16
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I just had the greatest sneeze of my life. Even though it's Valentine's Day, I called and told my wife that she could just go to bed when she gets home from work. I'm good now.

02-14-2008, 05:38 PM	#18
mattlanta Mascot Join Date: Dec 2007	I actually do, but it gets annoying when you sneeze too much and you get a stuffy nose from it.

02-14-2008, 05:40 PM	#19
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I hate when you get that tickle and you're getting ready to sneeze, get all happy cuz you know it's gonna feel good.. you get really close and... nothing.

02-14-2008, 05:48 PM	#20
Calis College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kansas	I was very pro-sneeze up until I had jaw surgery, and had several I couldn't stop shortly after that. I am now firmly anti-sneeze after that experience.

02-14-2008, 05:53 PM	#21
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Sneezing and peeing at the same time hurts.

02-14-2008, 06:34 PM	#25
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Yes

02-14-2008, 06:46 PM	#26
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	No. My sneezes are so violent that my arms and hands get all tingly after the fact and hurt for the next 30 seconds or so.

02-15-2008, 03:39 AM	#28
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	So, what whould you call a sneezing sensation that suddenly disappears, leaving you empty inside? __________________ Come and see. Last edited by Neon_Chaos : 02-15-2008 at 03:39 AM.

02-15-2008, 08:06 AM	#30
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Well, I don't know if it's a condition really (I don't think syndromes always have to be negative or harmful). Just a genetic quirk. Kinda like being able to roll your tongue. I love sun sneezes. __________________ null

06-03-2008, 09:40 AM	#31
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	dammit, i just sneezed so hard it hurt

06-03-2008, 09:42 AM	#32
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Well pin a pollen-covered rose on your nose.

06-03-2008, 10:37 AM	#33
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I love sneezing when I'm alone, but I find sneezing in front of people awkward. I guess I'm not much of an exhibitionist. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

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