I'm supposed to be too old for this...

[oykib]

[boring exposition]A new woman started working at my school the other day.

A guy I've known for a while and I had both been to *hostess bars recently. Upon hearing about them, two of the women at my job, both of whom are somewhat new to Japan expressed interest in going.

As it's somewhat odd to bring women to hostess bars, I went to the hostess bar of of woman I know to let her know a day ahead of time.[/boring exposition]

This woman has huge breasts. Not just huge for Japan, either. We're talking a 5'3" woman, who weighs about 102 lbs, with what have to be Ds, at least.

Being the manager of a hostess club, she can generally be counted on to show them off to best effect. I knew this going in. I've known her for years.

Today, I went in and turned into a fifteen year old at Stifler's mom's house. I'm stammering out my shitty Japanese and I can't draw my eyes away from that perfect expanse of bosom.

I'm thirty years old already for goodness's sake. When am I going to be able to look her in the eyes or at least complete a coherent sequence of sentences while oogling her goods?

Hell, I don't even consider myself a breast man...

*hostess bar - common Asian nighttime establishment that usually features attractive women that help salarymen relieve stress by laughing at said salarymen's stupid jokes and commiserating with them about the stupidity of their bosses and/or clients, etc.

Hostesses are usually scantily, although not scandalously clad. And one is not allowed to take liberties with them. The bars charge a seating fee, but it's all you can drink beer or house bottle of whiskey or shochu after that, as well as free karaoke and candy/snacks. They are more commonly called "snacks" in Japan.

[FrogMan]

one is never too old for that...

FM

[stevew]

Hopefully this story results in a Happy Ending.

[Draft Dodger]

too old for tits? never.

[oykib]

Originally Posted by stevew

Hopefully this story results in a Happy Ending.

Didn't you read the defenition of "hostess bar"?

I have gone out with a few snack girls before. But they can be a lot of trouble.

Incidentally, I've made out with one of the girls that works there- a girl from Okinawa. But it was toward the end of a rather drunken Halloween dance party, where she was wearing a particularly brief Egyptian number. No happy ending that time, though.

She threw the flag for illegal hands to the...

[21C]

Originally Posted by oykib

a girl from Okinawa

Wasn't that a song from the 60's?



Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Okinawa goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah

[Anthony]

i don't understand what's going on in this scenario, but tits are universal, like mathematics, so if it makes you happy it can't be that bad.

[KeyserSoze]

Congrats, you behave as a man.

[JeeberD]

Boobies!

[oykib]

I'm surprised I haven't gotten a request for pix yet.

[Northwood_DK]

Originally Posted by oykib

I'm surprised I haven't gotten a request for pix yet.

Guess it’s not necessary when this is around.

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...67&postcount=1

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by 21C

Wasn't that a song from the 60's?



Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Okinawa goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah

Ipanema

(though I realize you might be joking...just wanted to get the real answer out there)

[kcchief19]

You don't get too old, but you certainly reach a point where you go from simply being a horny young man to a dirty old man. Not sure where the line is.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by kcchief19

You don't get too old, but you certainly reach a point where you go from simply being a horny young man to a dirty old man. Not sure where the line is.

Probably when you start sqeezing them.

Or repeatedly yell "Show me your cans honey!"

[oykib]

I think I could get away with "Show me your cans honey!"

Her English is lousy. BTW, can you be considered a dirty old man if the object is fifteen years older than you. MILF, MILF, MILF, kids.

[Cringer]

pix pls thnx.

And you never get to old for this man. I have been with the same pair of cans....errr, same lady....for 10 years now. I still can't take my eyes off of them. When they are good there is no shame in looking. And even beyond that, I still look into the car next to me if there is something good to look at when driving. That higher angled view is a wonderful thing.