Hot or Hot: Scarlett Johansson

Subby · 01-17-2006, 08:00 AM

Scarlett Johansson arrives at the 63rd Annual Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills, California January 16, 2006. Johansson is nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture for her work in 'Match Point'. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson

jeff061 · 01-17-2006, 08:07 AM

What a nice dress selection.

Raiders Army · 01-17-2006, 08:09 AM

Scorchin

Subby · 01-17-2006, 08:10 AM

I am pretty sure she is on my geekboy laminated list of five.

stevew · 01-17-2006, 08:14 AM

When did she break those out?

duckman · 01-17-2006, 08:19 AM

Her doctor did a fine job.

Julio Riddols · 01-17-2006, 08:26 AM

... A boob tits boob knockers the breasts. I mean, sweater cows balloons Scarlett Johansson jigglers and funbags.

Doesn't anybody bazooms rack baby feeders chest pillows?

Come on.

Samdari · 01-17-2006, 08:27 AM

the hottest

George · 01-17-2006, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff061

What a nice dress selection.

Very nice.

MikeVick7 · 01-17-2006, 08:32 AM

She's a conundrum cause she can be hot and not. But she's more hot than not, so I voted hot.

GreenMonster · 01-17-2006, 08:37 AM

This is an easy one, HOT>.

JeeberD · 01-17-2006, 08:38 AM

HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

JeeberD · 01-17-2006, 08:39 AM

Dola-

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Originally Posted by duckman

Her doctor did a fine job.

She's had those as long as I can remember...

FrogMan · 01-17-2006, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

... A boob tits boob knockers the breasts. I mean, sweater cows balloons Scarlett Johansson jigglers and funbags.

Doesn't anybody bazooms rack baby feeders chest pillows?

Come on.

this has me laughing uncontrollably

FM

DanGarion · 01-17-2006, 08:50 AM

I'll laminate her...

Buccaneer · 01-17-2006, 08:54 AM

Come on, be fair, post one of the many ugly pictures of her looking like Marilyn Monroe or anything from Island.

cuervo72 · 01-17-2006, 08:58 AM

As tough as it is to not cast a vote for Roscoe P. Coltrane, I have to say hot.

Subby · 01-17-2006, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Come on, be fair, post one of the many ugly pictures of her looking like Marilyn Monroe or anything from Island.

Angie Harmon is a man.

timmae · 01-17-2006, 09:03 AM

brilliant!

BuffaloHuskey · 01-17-2006, 09:23 AM

#1 on my list

Glengoyne · 01-17-2006, 09:35 AM

IMO not her best pic by a long shot , but Yes Hot.

Butter · 01-17-2006, 09:37 AM

She's alright looking, but IMO was not even the best looking woman in the movie "Ghost World". Sorry.

BrianD · 01-17-2006, 09:40 AM

I would vote not hot on this one. She is nice from the neck down, but I just don't find her all that attractive.

Subby · 01-17-2006, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

I would vote not hot on this one. She is nice from the neck down, but I just don't find her all that attractive.

I'm sorry, but that is not an available choice.

Drake · 01-17-2006, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris

I am pretty sure she is on my geekboy laminated list of five.

Um, oh yeah. Has been since Lost in Translation.

BrianD · 01-17-2006, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris

I'm sorry, but that is not an available choice.

I guess I'll have to vote Rosco then.

Schmidty · 01-17-2006, 10:24 AM

HOT HOT HOT HOT

OH SO FREAKING HOT

OH MY OH MY

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOT

rkmsuf · 01-17-2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

HOT HOT HOT HOT

OH SO FREAKING HOT

OH MY OH MY

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOT

So you'd hit it?

Young Drachma · 01-17-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by duckman

Her doctor did a fine job.

Yeah, she surely didn't have those in lost in translation. ::sigh:: Too bad when they lose their minds and try to be what Hollywood wants them to. She's still a striking young woman.

Schmidty · 01-17-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

So you'd hit it?

Well, I just spilled hot coffee in my lap.

But yeah, I'd probably hit that if I weren't married and had access to lots of money.

Young Drachma · 01-17-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

She's alright looking, but IMO was not even the best looking woman in the movie "Ghost World". Sorry.

Ghost World. Good stuff.

Eaglesfan27 · 01-17-2006, 10:33 AM

I voted hot, but I really do think that picture stacks the poll.

Schmidty · 01-17-2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I voted hot, but I really do think that picture stacks the poll.

Hehe hehe hehheh......He said "stacks the poll"....hehe hehehe heh

Cringer · 01-17-2006, 11:51 AM

I need to be a hollywood reporter...

rkmsuf · 01-17-2006, 11:52 AM

Honk, honk.

Oh and Seacrest is gay.

VPI97 · 01-17-2006, 12:03 PM

She's top of the list.

oliegirl · 01-17-2006, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

I am pretty sure she is on my geekboy laminated list of five.

Just remember the danger of laminating your list...if you happen to run into someone who "almost" made the list, she might be offended, thus dashing any possibility of actually sleeping with you

ps. I know I should have asked Schmidty for permission to post as this is technically a "guy thread", but since I am not actually offering an opinion, I figured I'd live on the edge and take my chances...

Blade6119 · 01-17-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Come on, be fair, post one of the many ugly pictures of her looking like Marilyn Monroe or anything from Island.

See, i personally thought she was at her hottest in the island...i thought she looked stunning

cartman · 01-17-2006, 12:22 PM

She and Jessica Alba are at the top my list.

Butter · 01-17-2006, 12:24 PM

hxxp://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/scarlett_johansson_golden_globes_2005-01-19.JPG

BOOGA!

Anthony · 01-17-2006, 12:45 PM

gkb · 01-17-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

I need to be a hollywood reporter...

I have no idea what the story behind this is, but dammit I'm going to start going to these things if the hotties are going to allow fondling.

rkmsuf · 01-17-2006, 12:48 PM

Where was Pat O'Brien?????

JeeberD · 01-17-2006, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

Holy crap, I want some!

dawgfan · 01-17-2006, 02:25 PM

I'd classify Scarlett as one of those people that looks better in motion than in a still. I've seen some pictures where she's smoking hot and others where she's not very attractive, but when I see her in a movie I'm nearly always captivated by her. Uma Thurman fits in this category as well.

sterlingice · 01-17-2006, 02:26 PM

There is some "golden globes" joke here somewhere

SI

hukarez · 01-17-2006, 03:23 PM

Giggity Giggity, Giggity Giggity Goo. Stay Tuned!

Raiders Army · 01-17-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

I'd classify Scarlett as one of those people that looks better in motion than in a still. I've seen some pictures where she's smoking hot and others where she's not very attractive, but when I see her in a movie I'm nearly always captivated by her. Uma Thurman fits in this category as well.

The real ads they used in The Island for (I think) the perfume are pretty good.

Karlifornia · 01-17-2006, 04:01 PM

Wow those golden globes pictures are amazing.

Tigercat · 01-17-2006, 04:08 PM

I'd hit it in cardboard cutout form.

View Poll Results: Scarlett Johansson
Hot	119	82.64%
Hot	12	8.33%
Rosco P. Coltrane	13	9.03%
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01-17-2006, 08:26 AM	#7
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	... A boob tits boob knockers the breasts. I mean, sweater cows balloons Scarlett Johansson jigglers and funbags. Doesn't anybody bazooms rack baby feeders chest pillows? Come on. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

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Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	the hottest __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

01-17-2006, 08:09 AM	#3
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Scorchin

01-17-2006, 08:14 AM	#5
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	When did she break those out?

01-17-2006, 08:32 AM	#10
MikeVick7 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ron, Mexico	She's a conundrum cause she can be hot and not. But she's more hot than not, so I voted hot. __________________ Hattrick - Seattle Reign (224367)

01-17-2006, 08:37 AM	#11
GreenMonster High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2005	This is an easy one, HOT>.

01-17-2006, 08:38 AM	#12
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01-17-2006, 08:50 AM	#15
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	I'll laminate her... __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

01-17-2006, 08:54 AM	#16
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Come on, be fair, post one of the many ugly pictures of her looking like Marilyn Monroe or anything from Island.

01-17-2006, 08:58 AM	#17
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	As tough as it is to not cast a vote for Roscoe P. Coltrane, I have to say hot. __________________ null

01-17-2006, 09:03 AM	#19
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	brilliant! __________________ Interactive OOTP 15 Dynasty (Single Season) CHAMPION!! Oh yeah... Happy New York Day everyone!

01-17-2006, 09:23 AM	#20
BuffaloHuskey Mascot Join Date: Aug 2005	#1 on my list __________________ "Buffalo is the grundle of the weather system" -T-Shirt

01-17-2006, 09:35 AM	#21
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	IMO not her best pic by a long shot , but Yes Hot. Last edited by Glengoyne : 01-17-2006 at 09:36 AM.

01-17-2006, 09:37 AM	#22
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	She's alright looking, but IMO was not even the best looking woman in the movie "Ghost World". Sorry. __________________ My listening habits

01-17-2006, 09:40 AM	#23
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	I would vote not hot on this one. She is nice from the neck down, but I just don't find her all that attractive.

01-17-2006, 10:24 AM	#27
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	HOT HOT HOT HOT OH SO FREAKING HOT OH MY OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOT __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

01-17-2006, 10:33 AM	#32
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I voted hot, but I really do think that picture stacks the poll. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

01-17-2006, 11:51 AM	#34
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	I need to be a hollywood reporter... __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

01-17-2006, 11:52 AM	#35
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Honk, honk. Oh and Seacrest is gay. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-17-2006, 12:03 PM	#36
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	She's top of the list. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

01-17-2006, 12:22 PM	#39
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	She and Jessica Alba are at the top my list. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-17-2006, 12:24 PM	#40
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	hxxp://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/scarlett_johansson_golden_globes_2005-01-19.JPG BOOGA! __________________ My listening habits

01-17-2006, 12:45 PM	#41
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01-17-2006, 12:48 PM	#43
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Where was Pat O'Brien????? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-17-2006, 02:25 PM	#45
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	I'd classify Scarlett as one of those people that looks better in motion than in a still. I've seen some pictures where she's smoking hot and others where she's not very attractive, but when I see her in a movie I'm nearly always captivated by her. Uma Thurman fits in this category as well.

01-17-2006, 02:26 PM	#46
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	There is some "golden globes" joke here somewhere SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

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Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Wow those golden globes pictures are amazing. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

01-17-2006, 04:08 PM	#50
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	I'd hit it in cardboard cutout form.

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