Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 19: Jennifer Aniston

Kodos · 01-17-2006, 09:41 AM

In our last edition, Jennifer Garner beat out Hennifer Lopez, but still finished in the bottom half. Next up is tabloid favorite Jennifer Aniston.

Code:

Anna Kournikova   90.97
Shania Twain      86.09
Natalie Portman   86.06
Evangeline Lilly  81.20
Angelina Jolie    78.49
Faith Hill        77.10
Melissa Stark     75.00
Danica Patrick    59.17
Jennifer Garner   47.10
Jennifer Lopez    44.23
Teri Hatcher      37.96
Pamela Anderson   37.90
Uma Thurman       35.51
Gillian Anderson  35.48
Cameron Diaz      31.67

Kodos · 01-17-2006, 09:42 AM

I vote Hot but painfully overexposed.

Raiders Army · 01-17-2006, 09:43 AM

Agree hot and painfully overexposed.

There's something about her chin, too...

rkmsuf · 01-17-2006, 09:43 AM

I used to think hot when I watched Friends. I've changed my mind. Not!

Subby · 01-17-2006, 09:46 AM

She has the same kind of chin that female body builders get.

Raiders Army · 01-17-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris

She has the same kind of chin that female body builders get.

Sometimes it looks freakin HUGE. Sometimes it looks somewhat normal. Now that I think about it, Chyna had a huge chin. Thanks for the connection.

JeeberD · 01-17-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I used to think hot when I watched Friends. I've changed my mind. Not!

Scary how Smurfy and I think the same way sometimes...

MIJB#19 · 01-17-2006, 09:49 AM

What's up with all the Jennifers becoming Beniffers?

George · 01-17-2006, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I used to think hot when I watched Friends. I've changed my mind. Not!

Very, very hot in those days. Today, not so much.

MacroGuru · 01-17-2006, 09:56 AM

Not....Can't stand her.

rkmsuf · 01-17-2006, 09:59 AM

She jumped the shark after Office Space.

She does have the honor of appearing in The Leprechaun and on Herman's Head. So she's got that going for her...which is nice.

George · 01-17-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

She jumped the shark after Office Space.

I could not agree with you more.

Butter · 01-17-2006, 10:09 AM

If I could probably break a Hot/Not contestant in half without much effort, that equals Not to me.

moriarty · 01-17-2006, 10:16 AM

Well, I have her ahead of Danica Patrick, but below Jennifer Garner ... so it's a NOT for me.

Surtt · 01-17-2006, 10:18 AM

I'll give her a hot.
But, is more of a life time achievement award.

sovereignstar · 01-17-2006, 10:20 AM

I've been somewhat obsessed with her since she was in Leprachaun. Hot! I'd hit that 30-something so hard she'd be calling me Brad in no time.

Young Drachma · 01-17-2006, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

I'll give her a hot.
But, is more of a life time achievement award.

Yeah, this one works.

Schmidty · 01-17-2006, 10:30 AM

Hag with nice eyes. I'd go dutch with her to Denny's.

BuffaloHuskey · 01-17-2006, 10:31 AM

She looks damn good for a thiry year-old. I call hot

Eaglesfan27 · 01-17-2006, 10:37 AM

She looks good for her age, but gets the hot vote for lifetime achievement.

PackerFanatic · 01-17-2006, 10:47 AM

Hoooot.

WrongWay · 01-17-2006, 10:52 AM

This is another one of those Hollywood Stars that are getting hotter with age. 5+ years ago I would not of crossed the street for Jennifer and her Haircut, but now I think she is totally hot, and I would run across that street.

cuervo72 · 01-17-2006, 10:56 AM

30 is old now?

Desnudo · 01-17-2006, 11:14 AM

30 is the new 40.

miked · 01-17-2006, 11:14 AM

If you post the nude pics of her that were taken recently, I'm sure this vote would be near 100%.

Desnudo · 01-17-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by miked

If you post the nude pics of her that were taken recently, I'm sure this vote would be near 100%.

Google help please

miked · 01-17-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Google help please

Eh, not sure which ones are the fakes

saldana · 01-17-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by miked

Eh, not sure which ones are the fakes

who gives a shit, just post them!!

( i voted hot )

gottimd · 01-17-2006, 12:24 PM

How come there haven't been any ladies of color? Lopez doesn't count.

cartman · 01-17-2006, 12:26 PM

I would relish the chance to help her earn MILF status.

Rasmuth · 01-17-2006, 12:32 PM

she has a very unattractive nose...can't get past that...

Swaggs · 01-17-2006, 12:37 PM

This weekend, my wife made me go to the movie where she has sex with Kevin Costner. That tips the balance for her and makers her not hot.

Bonegavel · 01-17-2006, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffaloHuskey

She looks damn good for a thiry year-old. I call hot

For the record, she is 36.

gkb · 01-17-2006, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaggs

This weekend, my wife made me go to the movie where she has sex with Kevin Costner. That tips the balance for her and makers her not hot.

I was prepared to give her an unequivocal HOT, but after reading this I'll stick by my hot vote, but put an asterisk by it and say it's based on lifetime achievement.

Kodos · 01-17-2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

How come there haven't been any ladies of color? Lopez doesn't count.

Why doesn't she count?

As for the main question, I guess I don't know that many famous black women. I don't pay attention to current music, so I'm only familiar with ones who are past their prime. Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, etc...

gottimd · 01-17-2006, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Why doesn't she count?

As for the main question, I guess I don't know that many famous black women. I don't pay attention to current music, so I'm only familiar with ones who are past their prime. Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, etc...

She counts but the ratio is poor. Not that it really matters to me, but I am sure we are missing some fine nubian princesses!

Draft Dodger · 01-17-2006, 12:54 PM

hot in my book.
I know more than a few straight women who would sleep with her if they were ever going to experiment, which makes her even hotter.

Desnudo · 01-17-2006, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Why doesn't she count?

As for the main question, I guess I don't know that many famous black women. I don't pay attention to current music, so I'm only familiar with ones who are past their prime. Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, etc...

Hi Kodos!

Kodos · 01-17-2006, 01:16 PM

I actually was going to do one for her a while ago. But then decided on somebody else and forgot her. We'll get her in soon.

JeeberD · 01-17-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

She counts but the ratio is poor. Not that it really matters to me, but I am sure we are missing some fine nubian princesses!

There was some stupid show on E! last night that Keisha Night Pulliam was hosting. Damn, Rudy turned hot!

cuervo72 · 01-17-2006, 03:12 PM

What? I thought Rudy had a moustache.

Now, Tatiana Ali on the other hand...

gottimd · 01-17-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Now, Tatiana Ali on the other hand...

Was that the little sister on Fresh Prince?

JeeberD · 01-17-2006, 03:19 PM

You like Tatiana, cuervo? Just another reason for you to do what my sig says...

Oh, and if Rudy has a mustache then they did a damn good job editing it out last night.

sabotai · 01-17-2006, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I've been somewhat obsessed with her since she was in Leprachaun. Hot!

Ditto.

Tigercat · 01-17-2006, 03:23 PM

Very hot in the early days of friends when she had a little more meat on her, then her and Courtney Cox went into the sauna for a month straight and both turned into Skeletor. Now? Not so hot.

cuervo72 · 01-17-2006, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

You like Tatiana, cuervo? Just another reason for you to do what my sig says...

Oh, and if Rudy has a mustache then they did a damn good job editing it out last night.

Heh, yeah, I saw a blurb in people that mentioned she was in that.

Just did a google on Rudy...looks like she took a definite swing for the better indeed.

Lorena · 01-17-2006, 05:40 PM

Absolutely NOT!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

There's something about her chin, too...

Yeah, it's SQUARE!

Buccaneer · 01-17-2006, 06:19 PM

The very best pix of Scarlet Johansson don't even come close to hotness as Jen's GC cover.

Rizon · 01-17-2006, 07:32 PM

So hot I would sleep with her father.

Rizon · 01-17-2006, 07:32 PM

And give him a reacharound to express my gratitude for delivering his sperm to her mom.

View Poll Results: Jennifer Aniston is...
Hot!	110	68.32%
Not!	51	31.68%
Voters: 161. You may not vote on this poll

01-17-2006, 09:43 AM	#4
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I used to think hot when I watched Friends. I've changed my mind. Not! __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-17-2006, 09:46 AM	#5
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	She has the same kind of chin that female body builders get. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

01-17-2006, 09:49 AM	#8
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	What's up with all the Jennifers becoming Beniffers? __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

01-17-2006, 09:56 AM	#10
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Not....Can't stand her. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

01-17-2006, 09:42 AM	#2
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I vote Hot but painfully overexposed.

01-17-2006, 09:43 AM	#3
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Agree hot and painfully overexposed. There's something about her chin, too...

01-17-2006, 09:59 AM	#11
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	She jumped the shark after Office Space. She does have the honor of appearing in The Leprechaun and on Herman's Head. So she's got that going for her...which is nice. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-17-2006, 10:09 AM	#13
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	If I could probably break a Hot/Not contestant in half without much effort, that equals Not to me. __________________ My listening habits

01-17-2006, 10:16 AM	#14
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Well, I have her ahead of Danica Patrick, but below Jennifer Garner ... so it's a NOT for me.

01-17-2006, 10:18 AM	#15
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	I'll give her a hot. But, is more of a life time achievement award.

01-17-2006, 10:20 AM	#16
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I've been somewhat obsessed with her since she was in Leprachaun. Hot! I'd hit that 30-something so hard she'd be calling me Brad in no time.

01-17-2006, 10:30 AM	#18
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Hag with nice eyes. I'd go dutch with her to Denny's. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

01-17-2006, 10:31 AM	#19
BuffaloHuskey Mascot Join Date: Aug 2005	She looks damn good for a thiry year-old. I call hot __________________ "Buffalo is the grundle of the weather system" -T-Shirt

01-17-2006, 10:37 AM	#20
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	She looks good for her age, but gets the hot vote for lifetime achievement. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

01-17-2006, 10:47 AM	#21
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Hoooot. __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

01-17-2006, 10:52 AM	#22
WrongWay Banned Join Date: Jan 2005	This is another one of those Hollywood Stars that are getting hotter with age. 5+ years ago I would not of crossed the street for Jennifer and her Haircut, but now I think she is totally hot, and I would run across that street. Last edited by WrongWay : 01-17-2006 at 10:53 AM.

01-17-2006, 10:56 AM	#23
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	30 is old now? __________________ null

01-17-2006, 11:14 AM	#24
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	30 is the new 40.

01-17-2006, 11:14 AM	#25
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	If you post the nude pics of her that were taken recently, I'm sure this vote would be near 100%.

01-17-2006, 12:24 PM	#29
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	How come there haven't been any ladies of color? Lopez doesn't count. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

01-17-2006, 12:26 PM	#30
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I would relish the chance to help her earn MILF status. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-17-2006, 12:32 PM	#31
Rasmuth n00b Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Churchville, NY	she has a very unattractive nose...can't get past that...

01-17-2006, 12:37 PM	#32
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	This weekend, my wife made me go to the movie where she has sex with Kevin Costner. That tips the balance for her and makers her not hot. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

01-17-2006, 12:54 PM	#37
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	hot in my book. I know more than a few straight women who would sleep with her if they were ever going to experiment, which makes her even hotter. __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-17-2006, 01:16 PM	#39
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I actually was going to do one for her a while ago. But then decided on somebody else and forgot her. We'll get her in soon.

01-17-2006, 03:12 PM	#41
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	What? I thought Rudy had a moustache. Now, Tatiana Ali on the other hand... __________________ null

01-17-2006, 03:19 PM	#43
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You like Tatiana, cuervo? Just another reason for you to do what my sig says... Oh, and if Rudy has a mustache then they did a damn good job editing it out last night. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-17-2006, 03:23 PM	#45
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Very hot in the early days of friends when she had a little more meat on her, then her and Courtney Cox went into the sauna for a month straight and both turned into Skeletor. Now? Not so hot.

01-17-2006, 06:19 PM	#48
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	The very best pix of Scarlet Johansson don't even come close to hotness as Jen's GC cover.

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