Why women's tennis is WAY better than bowling

johnnyshaka · 01-19-2006, 10:46 AM

I was channel surfing last night when I came across this beauty playing against Mary Pierce (probably the only reason the match was on TV) and thought to myself...women's tennis, is there anything better??

Iveta Benesova.

Raiders Army · 01-19-2006, 10:52 AM

Maria Sharapova (sp?) is pretty nice as well.

Toddzilla · 01-19-2006, 11:00 AM

Ivana Benderover

flere-imsaho · 01-19-2006, 11:09 AM

It looks like she's wearing a small sheath of opaque saran wrap on her lower body.

Tekneek · 01-19-2006, 05:55 PM

A lot of the pictures don't really do her proper justice, but you should have seen Iroda Tulyaganova play.

BuffaloHuskey · 01-19-2006, 08:01 PM

This picture does Benderova more justice than most of the pics I have seen of here.

21C · 01-19-2006, 08:29 PM

RendeR · 01-19-2006, 09:57 PM

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One of a pair of sisters maintaining the rank of NASTIEST piece of tennis flesh on teh circuit. I have never liked the williams sisters, their tennis, their PR, or their appearence.

Nasty nasty nasty. learn what "sports fashion" really means and wear things that fit your big asses.

Now Maria.....*Droooooolz* Shari....*DRrrooollz more* pova.....*ORGASMS*

sigh, she can slam me all over the court anytime.

Buccaneer · 01-19-2006, 10:01 PM

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One of a pair of sisters maintaining the rank of NASTIEST piece of tennis flesh on teh circuit. I have never liked the Steroid sisters, their tennis, their PR, or their appearence, or you can't not like them else you'll be called a racist.

Fixed it for you.

RendeR · 01-19-2006, 10:05 PM

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Fixed it for you.

Well sadly the whole racist part of it seems true enough, even among USTA people...I used to work for them and we were told to promote them, period, we didn't get a say in the matter.

Never liked them though, yick..

Grammaticus · 01-19-2006, 10:08 PM

What, no Anna Kournekova??

Eaglesfan27 · 01-19-2006, 10:13 PM

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What, no Anna Kournekova??

She is so yesterday. Maria is the IT girl now.

duckman · 01-19-2006, 10:22 PM

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Baby got back!

cthomer5000 · 01-19-2006, 11:01 PM

I think Serena is pretty attractive... Venus is just frightening.

21C · 01-19-2006, 11:23 PM

I actually found some nice ones of Serena when I was looking for that pic I posted.

Tekneek · 01-20-2006, 02:56 AM

I have never been a fan of either of them. To be honest, I don't think I've been a fan of any US women in tennis since Chris Evert.

As far as players go, I prefer the way Venus plays to the way Serena does.

johnnyshaka · 01-20-2006, 04:18 PM

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I have never been a fan of either of them. To be honest, I don't think I've been a fan of any US women in tennis since Chris Evert.

Did she play QB for the Rams at some point??

AlexB · 01-20-2006, 04:39 PM

To steal a line from Rory McGrath...

I was watching the Russian women's tennis and one girl grabbed my attention... My Hantuchova

(PS - she is 23, which is just within my non-perv age group according to the half age + 7 rule.)

ice4277 · 01-20-2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jari Rantanen's Shorts

To steal a line from Rory McGrath...

I was watching the Russian women's tennis and one girl grabbed my attention... My Hantuchova

(PS - she is 23, which is just within my non-perv age group according to the half age + 7 rule.)

Her left arm is kind of funny-lookin.

AlexB · 01-20-2006, 05:15 PM

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Her left arm is kind of funny-lookin.

Shit - that is indeed freaky. I will find a more normal pic!

henry296 · 01-20-2006, 07:50 PM

Except Hantuchova is not Russian.

PilotMan · 01-20-2006, 08:03 PM

I was watching her this morning and she is indeed hot. No doubt about it.

PilotMan · 01-20-2006, 10:05 PM

dola

Benesova lost today, but Hantuchova and Sharapova will play in their next match. That would be a tennis match to tivo if I actually had tivo. Just be sure to keep the kleenex handy.

Bonegavel · 01-20-2006, 10:15 PM

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Where is Sir Mix-A-Lot when you need him?

Bonegavel · 01-20-2006, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ice4277

Her left arm is kind of funny-lookin.

It's quasi-alley oopish.

Bonegavel · 01-20-2006, 10:22 PM

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Shit - that is indeed freaky. I will find a more normal pic!

Like this... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

sovereignstar · 01-20-2006, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka

I was channel surfing last night when I came across this beauty playing against Mary Pierce (probably the only reason the match was on TV) and thought to myself...women's tennis, is there anything better??

Iveta Benesova.

I'm thinking you're more infatuated with the outfit more than anything else. At least I hope so.

st.cronin · 01-20-2006, 10:33 PM

Women's beach volleyball

KJDelaney · 01-20-2006, 11:11 PM

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That is a HUGE ass.

You can land aircraft on that.

Tekneek · 01-21-2006, 07:27 AM

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Women's beach volleyball

Only if you like women with no body shape.

MIJB#19 · 01-21-2006, 07:51 AM

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That is a HUGE ass.

You can land aircraft on that.

Body parts always look bigger in close up.

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Only if you like women with no body shape.

The crucial part is knowing which circuit to go to.

01-19-2006, 08:01 PM	#6
BuffaloHuskey Mascot Join Date: Aug 2005	This picture does Benderova more justice than most of the pics I have seen of here. __________________ "Buffalo is the grundle of the weather system" -T-Shirt

01-20-2006, 04:39 PM	#18
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	To steal a line from Rory McGrath... I was watching the Russian women's tennis and one girl grabbed my attention... My Hantuchova (PS - she is 23, which is just within my non-perv age group according to the half age + 7 rule.) __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 01-20-2006 at 05:21 PM.

01-20-2006, 07:50 PM	#21
henry296 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Except Hantuchova is not Russian. __________________ "It's a great day for hockey" - "Badger" Bob Johnson

01-20-2006, 08:03 PM	#22
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	I was watching her this morning and she is indeed hot. No doubt about it. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops.

01-20-2006, 10:05 PM	#23
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	dola Benesova lost today, but Hantuchova and Sharapova will play in their next match. That would be a tennis match to tivo if I actually had tivo. Just be sure to keep the kleenex handy. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops.

01-19-2006, 10:52 AM	#2
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Maria Sharapova (sp?) is pretty nice as well.

01-19-2006, 11:00 AM	#3
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Ivana Benderover

01-19-2006, 11:09 AM	#4
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	It looks like she's wearing a small sheath of opaque saran wrap on her lower body.

01-19-2006, 05:55 PM	#5
Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	A lot of the pictures don't really do her proper justice, but you should have seen Iroda Tulyaganova play.

01-19-2006, 08:29 PM	#7
21C College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Newcastle, Australia	.

01-19-2006, 10:08 PM	#11
Grammaticus Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tennessee	What, no Anna Kournekova??

01-19-2006, 11:23 PM	#15
21C College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Newcastle, Australia	I actually found some nice ones of Serena when I was looking for that pic I posted.

01-20-2006, 02:56 AM	#16
Tekneek Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: USA	I have never been a fan of either of them. To be honest, I don't think I've been a fan of any US women in tennis since Chris Evert. As far as players go, I prefer the way Venus plays to the way Serena does.

01-20-2006, 10:33 PM	#28
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Women's beach volleyball __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

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