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01-28-2006, 10:33 AM
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This just can't be true.....
Can it?
Police in Kansas had heard of a man named Sylvester J. Williams selling drugs in the area for some time but they didn't have any major leads. Then one day they heard he was handing out business cards. They were lucky enough to get their hands on one and gave him a call. "When he answered, we agreed to buy some crack from him, we went up there, and we arrested him", local officer Kitchens said. The business card had an image of an alarm clock being hit by a boxing glove and said "For a quick hit on time call the boss". Williams was charged with possessing crack cocaine with the intention to sell. "It makes our job considerably easier when they advertise and let us know where to get ahold of them", the officer said.
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01-28-2006, 10:38 AM
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I'm sure other criminals will be more careful now that it's been properly advertised by Kansas police.
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01-28-2006, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Sounds like the movie Half Baked. They gave out business cards with a joint attached to it.
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01-28-2006, 02:25 PM
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I'm mildly suprised that he didnt take out a radio ad. Or a billboard in the front yard.
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01-28-2006, 02:36 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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01-28-2006, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Exactly what i was thinking 
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01-28-2006, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Maybe he wasnt a street dealer. The article doesnt say, but I would be surprised if the guy wasn't someone that sold bulk crack.
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01-28-2006, 03:46 PM
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01-28-2006, 04:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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When I was working on Wall Street, I knew some people that had business cards from drug dealers.
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