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Old 01-30-2006, 08:12 PM   #1
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just for you (and the 1 or 2 other people who might accidentally stumble on this attention whoring thread)

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Old 01-30-2006, 08:12 PM   #2
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:13 PM   #3
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:13 PM   #4
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:14 PM   #5
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:14 PM   #6
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:15 PM   #7
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:16 PM   #8
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:17 PM   #9
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:17 PM   #10
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:19 PM   #11
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:21 PM   #12
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:22 PM   #13
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:23 PM   #14
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Who is this? Pumpy of 2006!?!?
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:25 PM   #15
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Whoa bsak, that's a blast from the past.
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:27 PM   #16
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Whoa bsak, that's a blast from the past.

He's actually hosts a show in Pittsburgh from 4 to 7 PM on ESPN Radio 1250, although yesterday he had a heart attack while coaching a hockey game in Reading. He is in stable condition now.
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:30 PM   #17
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I'm personally fond of this one. You facial expression sort of says your squeezing out a Thickburger in the men's room at Hardees.
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:32 PM   #18
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:40 PM   #19
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Who is this? Pumpy of 2006!?!?

more like Pumpy Fodder of 2006
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:42 PM   #20
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I would also like to disclose that everything in the wardrobe (including the underwear) I had to buy...except the sunglasses. I took them right from my car.
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Old 01-30-2006, 09:13 PM   #21
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Old 01-30-2006, 09:17 PM   #22
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Old 01-30-2006, 09:56 PM   #23
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The girl in the green tie-dye is fondling the wrong boob.
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:03 PM   #24
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:07 PM   #25
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:16 PM   #26
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:33 AM   #28
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:49 AM   #29
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Nice package...uhh....did i say that out loud???
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:14 PM   #30
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What kind of party was this anyway?
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:30 PM   #31
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What kind of party was this anyway?

just their average Saturday night get-together with a few friends, you know, nothing special...



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Old 01-31-2006, 02:07 PM   #32
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just their average Saturday night get-together with a few friends, you know, nothing special...



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froggy is right.
ok, it might have been a costume party.
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Old 01-31-2006, 02:10 PM   #33
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froggy is right.
ok, it might have been a costume party.

"might" is the keyword here, it could also have been a very ordinary Saturday night, who knows now...

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Old 01-31-2006, 03:47 PM   #34
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"might" is the keyword here, it could also have been a very ordinary Saturday night, who knows now...

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true, but I don't normally purchase bikini briefs just for any old Saturday night.
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Old 01-31-2006, 03:52 PM   #35
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Old 01-31-2006, 03:59 PM   #36
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Old 01-31-2006, 04:23 PM   #37
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Amstel is the LAST thing I would expect to see with these pics. Milwaukee's Best would not be suprising.
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Old 01-31-2006, 04:25 PM   #38
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Old 01-31-2006, 05:11 PM   #39
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How come none of the other people look dressed up?
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Old 01-31-2006, 05:41 PM   #40
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Old 01-31-2006, 05:49 PM   #41
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How come none of the other people look dressed up?

That Av's jersey looks like a joke costume.
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Old 01-31-2006, 06:46 PM   #42
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That Av's jersey looks like a joke costume.

yep. that dude (the party host) is dressed as me, actually.

almost everyone there was dressed up, at least for most of it. the girl in the sweatshirt was a beer wench, but had some wardrobe malfunction. I was kind of surprised, because some of the people who go can be kind of lame, and I knew I certainly was going to go all out, but everyone really got into the spirit of it. the only one who's really not dressed up was my boss (black sweater and glasses) and her husband.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:19 PM   #43
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Ok, so my question is this...where is said party taking place? It looks like a scene from Fight Club.

And I agree with Hurst... the first thing I thought was Amstel Light? I was thinking PBR and Natty Bo would be good contenders.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:36 PM   #44
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Ok, so my question is this...where is said party taking place? It looks like a scene from Fight Club.

And I agree with Hurst... the first thing I thought was Amstel Light? I was thinking PBR and Natty Bo would be good contenders.

the pictures don't really do it justice. it's the basement of Avalanche guy and hippy girl's house, and it's actually got a lot of cool stuff - 2 poker tables, a beer die table, a pool table, foosball table, air hockey table, a slot machine, a basketball hoop thing and, of course, the chocolate fondu nipple dipper fountain. ping pong table too, but that was not in use.

it just so happens that those pictures captured all the cluttered corners of the basement.

for the record, I think the Amstel was an old empty. I'd say the crowd is more a Coors Light/Sam Light group. I personally was mostly drinking Pina Coladas mixed in with kamikazee shots, jello shots and buttery nipples.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:36 PM   #45
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One of those pictures seemed like a very middle aged version of Rob Lowe's character in St. Elmo's Fire. I think it was the small, dangly earring that channeled it...


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Old 01-31-2006, 10:40 PM   #46
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:41 PM   #47
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Head for the hills!

can I draw 'em out of the woodwork or what?
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:42 PM   #48
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can I draw 'em out of the woodwork or what?

I would say these need to go in your Gamenikki blog, but I think we'd scare away the readership.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:43 PM   #49
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can I draw 'em out of the woodwork or what?
I sent her the thread link, and then she started asking questions for which I did not have answers.
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