Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 22: Kate Beckinsale

Kodos · 02-22-2006, 08:55 AM

With Volume 21 winding down, it appears that Charlize will find herself finishing very respectably somewhere between Natalie Portman and Evangeline Lilly. Next up, Kate Beckinsale of Underworld fame. I will just go ahead and say HOT! right now. Yummy vampire woman! Great minds do think alike, Cartman.

Code:

Anna Kournikova   90.97
Scarlett Johansen 86.45 
Shania Twain      86.09
Natalie Portman   86.06
Charlize Theron   85.?? 
Evangeline Lilly  81.20
Angelina Jolie    78.49
Faith Hill        77.10
Melissa Stark     75.00
Jennifer Aniston  68.32
Danica Patrick    59.17
Jennifer Garner   47.10
Jennifer Lopez    44.23
Teri Hatcher      37.96
Pamela Anderson   37.90
Uma Thurman       35.51
Gillian Anderson  35.48
Cameron Diaz      31.67

rkmsuf · 02-22-2006, 08:58 AM

Oh shi...

So hot, want to touch the heiny.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Raiders Army · 02-22-2006, 08:59 AM

She was much hotter in Van Helsing (and the only good thing in the movie).

Definitely hawt.

George · 02-22-2006, 09:01 AM

wade moore · 02-22-2006, 09:01 AM

I'm holding off on voting... if someone can link something to convince me she's hot, i might change my mind.. but based on what I have google imaged, i would definately say not...

Celeval · 02-22-2006, 09:02 AM

Also very pretty in Serendipity.

Lorena · 02-22-2006, 09:02 AM

Hmm... I'd say hot, then I saw:

stretchmarks on her boobies... so I dunno

Raven Hawk · 02-22-2006, 09:03 AM

Kate is pitching a perfect game thus far. Watch out Anna Kournikova!

flere-imsaho · 02-22-2006, 09:03 AM

Kodos · 02-22-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

Kate is pitching a perfect game thus far. Watch out Anna Kournikova!

You had to go and ruin it.

Wait! Women's votes don't count, due to jealousy factors. Only men can truly judge them impartially.

Yeah! That's the ticket!

rkmsuf · 02-22-2006, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

Kate is pitching a perfect game thus far. Watch out Anna Kournikova!

Wade will break up the no hitter.

cartman · 02-22-2006, 09:05 AM

Nice selection, Kodos

Kodos · 02-22-2006, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Nice selection, Kodos

Thanks. I have impeccable taste in these things!

Celeval · 02-22-2006, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Celeval

Also very pretty in Serendipity.

Really, the only thing I've seen her in where she wasn't attractive was Much Ado about Nothing - was very unimpressed with her in that, despite the tremendous cast around her. Was one of her first films, tho.

jeff061 · 02-22-2006, 09:11 AM

#1 on planet Earth.

wade moore · 02-22-2006, 09:13 AM

Voted Not... Maybe I'm hurt by never seeing her in a movie... but she's very plain to me... real people hot, but not celebrity hot...

rkmsuf · 02-22-2006, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

Voted Not... Maybe I'm hurt by never seeing her in a movie... but she's very plain to me... real people hot, but not celebrity hot...

we need to see your personal top 10 list

wade moore · 02-22-2006, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

we need to see your personal top 10 list

I'll work on that..

Again, it might change my mind if I saw her "in action" rather than google image still photos...

sachmo71 · 02-22-2006, 09:17 AM

I liked your "hot or not" better when there were actually girls who could be considered not hot.

wade moore · 02-22-2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

I liked your "hot or not" better when there were actually girls who could be considered not hot.

We really do need some more controversial rather than trying to beat out Anna

...

Raven Hawk · 02-22-2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

I liked your "hot or not" better when there were actually girls who could be considered not hot.

True, the borderliners were much more fun to vote on and debate.

Anthony · 02-22-2006, 09:24 AM

i like her ass. she has the breasts of an overweight teenage boy, but the butt and that cute british accent of hers make up for it.

Kodos · 02-22-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

I liked your "hot or not" better when there were actually girls who could be considered not hot.

Eh, for the return of Hot or Not, I figured we'd break out some big guns early. We'll get some more borderline women in days to come.

vtbub · 02-22-2006, 09:47 AM

Tepid

marshall881 · 02-22-2006, 09:52 AM

Undeniably smokin hot!!

GrantDawg · 02-22-2006, 09:55 AM

Underworld.....leather....can't speak...

VPI97 · 02-22-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

Underworld.....leather....can't speak...

My thoughts exactly.

JeeberD · 02-22-2006, 10:08 AM

Very hot, though the fact that she smokes likes a chimney works against her (as does her bashing of American football)...

tucker342 · 02-22-2006, 10:11 AM

she looked incredible in Van Helsing.... very hot

Ramzavail · 02-22-2006, 11:03 AM

super hot.

rkmsuf · 02-22-2006, 11:10 AM

uber?

Ryche · 02-22-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by VPI97

My thoughts exactly.

Dola

wade moore · 02-22-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryche

Dola

I don't think that this means what you think it means.

rkmsuf · 02-22-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

I don't think that this means what you think it means.

lol

gottimd · 02-22-2006, 12:20 PM

Ubiquitous

sachmo71 · 02-22-2006, 12:46 PM

I've decided to boycott the polls. FIGHT THE ALIEN!

Kodos · 02-22-2006, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71

I've decided to boycott the polls. FIGHT THE ALIEN!

Nice boycott, since you already voted in this poll.

Tomorrow we'll have a member of the cast of Scrubs.

JeeberD · 02-22-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Tomorrow we'll have a member of the cast of Scrubs.

Ooh, nice call!

kingfc22 · 02-22-2006, 01:01 PM

Uhh, hot hot hot

sachmo71 · 02-22-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Nice boycott, since you already voted in this poll.

Tomorrow we'll have a member of the cast of Scrubs.

it's a "from here on out" boycott! but scrubs is a *VERY* good choice.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-22-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Tomorrow we'll have a member of the cast of Scrubs.

hay there

Eaglesfan27 · 02-22-2006, 05:44 PM

There are 3 interesting candidates on "Scrubs." That wasn't one of them, Pumpy.

ISiddiqui · 02-22-2006, 06:53 PM

Heather Graham was on Scrubs for a few episodes, so make it 4

.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-22-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Heather Graham was on Scrubs for a few episodes, so make it 4

.

Very good point.

Karlifornia · 02-22-2006, 07:26 PM

I'll have to go with hot

Rizon · 02-22-2006, 07:57 PM

Hot. I creamed my pants 45 times while watching Serendipity.

Desnudo · 02-22-2006, 08:05 PM

On a side note, looking through the votes to see who has lost their minds and voted no, I noticed that flounder had voted yes. Which led me to his profile where I discovered:

www.drflounder.com

"I'm an Associate Research Scientist at the Princeton Plasma Physics Lab. I am an experimentalist studying magnetic reconnection, a process where magnetic field energy is converted to plasma thermal energy. This process is believed to play a role in astrophysical plasmas such as the Earth's magnetosphere and the Solar corona as well as fusion energy devices on Earth. Needless to say, my opinions are my own and are not endorsed by PPPL or Princeton University."

So to sum up, even astrophysicists agree that Kate Beckinsale is hot, so what's up with you fools who voted no?

klayman · 02-22-2006, 10:51 PM

Hands off. She's mine!

Vinatieri for Prez · 02-23-2006, 12:43 AM

Super hot. But, she is one that definitely has gotten hotter as years go by. Back about 10 years ago, she had this awkward pretty, cute look - but absolutely no hotness. Now, smokin'.

View Poll Results: Kate Beckinsale is...
Hot!	124	90.51%
Not!	13	9.49%
Voters: 137. You may not vote on this poll

02-22-2006, 08:58 AM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Oh shi... So hot, want to touch the heiny. HHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-22-2006, 09:03 AM	#8
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	Kate is pitching a perfect game thus far. Watch out Anna Kournikova! __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

02-22-2006, 09:05 AM	#12
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Nice selection, Kodos __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-22-2006, 09:11 AM	#15
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	#1 on planet Earth. __________________

02-22-2006, 08:59 AM	#3
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	She was much hotter in Van Helsing (and the only good thing in the movie). Definitely hawt.

02-22-2006, 09:01 AM	#4
George H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2005	Hot.

02-22-2006, 09:02 AM	#6
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Also very pretty in Serendipity.

02-22-2006, 09:02 AM	#7
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Hmm... I'd say hot, then I saw: stretchmarks on her boobies... so I dunno

02-22-2006, 09:03 AM	#9
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland

02-22-2006, 09:17 AM	#19
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	I liked your "hot or not" better when there were actually girls who could be considered not hot.

02-22-2006, 09:24 AM	#22
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i like her ass. she has the breasts of an overweight teenage boy, but the butt and that cute british accent of hers make up for it.

02-22-2006, 09:47 AM	#24
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	Tepid __________________

02-22-2006, 09:52 AM	#25
marshall881 Mascot Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Middle Tennessee	Undeniably smokin hot!!

02-22-2006, 09:55 AM	#26
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Underworld.....leather....can't speak...

02-22-2006, 10:08 AM	#28
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Very hot, though the fact that she smokes likes a chimney works against her (as does her bashing of American football)... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-22-2006, 10:11 AM	#29
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	she looked incredible in Van Helsing.... very hot

02-22-2006, 11:03 AM	#30
Ramzavail College Starter Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Strong Island, NY	super hot.

02-22-2006, 11:10 AM	#31
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	uber? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-22-2006, 12:20 PM	#35
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Ubiquitous __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

02-22-2006, 12:46 PM	#36
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	I've decided to boycott the polls. FIGHT THE ALIEN!

02-22-2006, 01:01 PM	#39
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Uhh, hot hot hot __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

02-22-2006, 05:44 PM	#42
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	There are 3 interesting candidates on "Scrubs." That wasn't one of them, Pumpy. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

02-22-2006, 06:53 PM	#43
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Heather Graham was on Scrubs for a few episodes, so make it 4 . __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

02-22-2006, 07:26 PM	#45
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I'll have to go with hot __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

02-22-2006, 08:05 PM	#47
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	On a side note, looking through the votes to see who has lost their minds and voted no, I noticed that flounder had voted yes. Which led me to his profile where I discovered: www.drflounder.com "I'm an Associate Research Scientist at the Princeton Plasma Physics Lab. I am an experimentalist studying magnetic reconnection, a process where magnetic field energy is converted to plasma thermal energy. This process is believed to play a role in astrophysical plasmas such as the Earth's magnetosphere and the Solar corona as well as fusion energy devices on Earth. Needless to say, my opinions are my own and are not endorsed by PPPL or Princeton University." So to sum up, even astrophysicists agree that Kate Beckinsale is hot, so what's up with you fools who voted no?

02-22-2006, 10:51 PM	#48
klayman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmonton	Hands off. She's mine!

02-23-2006, 12:43 AM	#49
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	Super hot. But, she is one that definitely has gotten hotter as years go by. Back about 10 years ago, she had this awkward pretty, cute look - but absolutely no hotness. Now, smokin'.

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