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02-23-2006, 12:46 PM
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Justifiable homicide?
I hate when i take a dump and the rolls empty.
 A Flordia man who was accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested. Franklin Paul Crow, 56 years old, was charged with homicide in the death of his roommate, Kenneth Matthews, according to the the local Marion County Sheriff's Office. Capt. Thomas Bibb at Sheriff's Office said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning. Crow said that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer. Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints. Crow is being held at the County jail without bond, and toilet paper.
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02-23-2006, 02:57 PM
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