Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

Tim Tellean · 03-03-2006, 12:31 PM

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Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

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UPDATED: 10:04 am EST February 27, 2006

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

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JeeberD · 03-03-2006, 12:34 PM

rkmsuf · 03-03-2006, 12:35 PM

at least he has a hobby

KWhit · 03-03-2006, 12:35 PM

I don't know what it is, but something tells me he might just have a mental problem.

st.cronin · 03-03-2006, 12:35 PM

What law did he break?

Anthony · 03-03-2006, 12:36 PM

i don't believe this.

Flasch186 · 03-03-2006, 12:37 PM

however, if you throw something away isnt it free game for anyone?

Klinglerware · 03-03-2006, 12:37 PM

When life gives you lemons, make yourself some lemonade.

I've got nuthin'...

BrianD · 03-03-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

What law did he break?

This is what I was wondering. Drinking someone else's urine is pretty disgusting, but I wouldn't think it was illegal. Even if it was illegal, you would think that he would be receiving an adequate penalty while he was committing the crime.

Flasch186 · 03-03-2006, 12:41 PM

y'know come to think of it, perhaps the "leaner" while I was peeing at the grocery store was checking to make sure that the dixie cup i was peeing in didnt become dislodged. hmmmmm

JeeberD · 03-03-2006, 12:45 PM

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Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him.

Hmmm...I know that there are some whackjobs out there that drink urine because they think it makes them healthy. Are they lying or is THIS whackjob just drinking too much of it?

rkmsuf · 03-03-2006, 12:48 PM

I wonder what these experts consider vintage stuff. Do they like the real light diet pee that's whitish or the dark yellow heavier pee.

QuikSand · 03-03-2006, 12:52 PM

I predict this thread will get a bit less love that the "hot female teacher-student trysts" thread has.

Klinglerware · 03-03-2006, 12:54 PM

I would also be interested in hearing his take on "stall etiquette"...

rkmsuf · 03-03-2006, 12:55 PM

yes, yes. he must have some additional insight.

Flasch186 · 03-03-2006, 12:57 PM

Perhaps it is us that are missing out....

I hear 2006 is a very good year for Asian pee.

rkmsuf · 03-03-2006, 01:00 PM

Must have been confusing for his friends.

"So Alan, what do you think of the Coors Light?"

"Tastes like piss! Give me another."

JeeberD · 03-03-2006, 01:24 PM

hxxp://www.abc.net.au/science/correx/archives/piss.htm

JeeberD · 03-03-2006, 01:25 PM

hxxp://skepdic.com/urine.html

Butter · 03-03-2006, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

I hear 2006 is a very good year for Asian pee.

That is hilarious.

WSUCougar · 03-03-2006, 01:35 PM

Quote:

A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

...while an eastern Missouri man allegedly just horked on his keyboard.

Mustang · 03-03-2006, 02:16 PM

Wow.. the ultimate consecutive thread hilarity..

Man Hides in Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
&
Is this wrong?

Ksyrup · 03-03-2006, 02:50 PM

Two things funny about this:

1. The article is from a Detroit website about a guy from Ohio. Man, that's great!

2. He apparently has discriminating tastes, as he only enjoys the urine of adolescent boys. No 20-something's or prepubescent piss for him!

Klinglerware · 03-03-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

2. He apparently has discriminating tastes, as he only enjoys the urine of adolescent boys. No 20-something's or prepubescent piss for him!

Makes sense to me: just because I like caffeine-free Coca-Cola Classic, doesn't automatically mean that I'll drink Diet Coke...

Greyroofoo · 03-03-2006, 03:14 PM

Do we need to punish this guy?

I mean aren't we doing this to people in Guantanemo already?

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Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	y'know come to think of it, perhaps the "leaner" while I was peeing at the grocery store was checking to make sure that the dixie cup i was peeing in didnt become dislodged. hmmmmm __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

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KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I don't know what it is, but something tells me he might just have a mental problem.

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Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	When life gives you lemons, make yourself some lemonade. I've got nuthin'...

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I wonder what these experts consider vintage stuff. Do they like the real light diet pee that's whitish or the dark yellow heavier pee. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 03-03-2006 at 12:55 PM.

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QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	I predict this thread will get a bit less love that the "hot female teacher-student trysts" thread has.

03-03-2006, 12:54 PM	#14
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	I would also be interested in hearing his take on "stall etiquette"...

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	yes, yes. he must have some additional insight. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Perhaps it is us that are missing out.... I hear 2006 is a very good year for Asian pee. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

03-03-2006, 01:00 PM	#17
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Must have been confusing for his friends. "So Alan, what do you think of the Coors Light?" "Tastes like piss! Give me another." __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Two things funny about this: 1. The article is from a Detroit website about a guy from Ohio. Man, that's great! 2. He apparently has discriminating tastes, as he only enjoys the urine of adolescent boys. No 20-something's or prepubescent piss for him! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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