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Old 03-07-2006, 09:03 PM   #1
MJ4H
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THE CHAIN THRED

Hi. ,My name is jenna I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send direct 15 people to this thread within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:05 PM   #2
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This calls for immediate bannination. :P
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:05 PM   #3
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Slow night in hog country?
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:06 PM   #4
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pics pl s kthx
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:07 PM   #5
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The Hills Have Eyes.
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:12 PM   #6
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THRED, eh?
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:12 PM   #7
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Sometimes it's just best not to post at all.
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:37 PM   #8
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Sometimes it's just best not to post at all.
give it a shot!
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:52 PM   #9
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We've traced the post...

IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!! GET OUT!!!!
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:55 PM   #10
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did i get here in time
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Old 03-07-2006, 09:57 PM   #11
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Since I'm getting stabbed to death tonight, I'd like to bequeath all my worldly posessions to FOFC.
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:23 PM   #12
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Since I'm getting stabbed to death tonight, I'd like to bequeath all my worldly posessions to FOFC.
I call dibs on your MP3's
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:25 PM   #13
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I call dibs on your MP3's

I get the porn.
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“Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude.”
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:55 PM   #14
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Crap. Without the MP3s and the porn, all that's left are the Rutgers throw pillows.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:08 PM   #15
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:50 PM   #16
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Can somebody check on MJ4H?
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:14 AM   #17
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pics pl s kthx



This is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!

This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient was In an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death. It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to At least five people, the woman will look for you during the night To collect your soul.

People in Laredo, Texas, received this image and did not send it and were killed outside a bar; it looked as if this woman killed them.

Send it to five people or the woman will look For you.
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:59 AM   #18
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I get your IHOF draft picks.

That's fine, I get Conti.
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Maybe I am just getting old though, but I am learning to not let perfect be the enemy of the very good...
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:59 AM   #19
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I made it through the night! My porn is still mine!
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:59 AM   #20
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Nice rack on that zombie....

Just sayin'.
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I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com
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Old 03-08-2006, 07:18 AM   #21
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I get your IHOF draft picks.
That's fine, I get Conti.
I claim the North Plainfield Plague.

Sen, wade, feel free to PM me with trade offers.
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Old 03-08-2006, 11:59 AM   #22
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MMMM... Bequeath..
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:00 PM   #23
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Nice rack on that zombie....

Just sayin'.

LOL! Ok....I thought I was the only one to notice.
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:09 PM   #24
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I heard she's not much in the sack, though. Just sort of lays there...
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:11 PM   #25
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and then eats you
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:16 PM   #26
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http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/bedghost.asp
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:37 PM   #27
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Why do you have to ruin it for everybody???
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“One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.”
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“Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude.”
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:39 PM   #28
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This is false. No way!
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:57 PM   #29
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:33 AM   #30
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Ya think?
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:36 AM   #31
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This is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!

This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient was In an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death. It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to At least five people, the woman will look for you during the night To collect your soul.

People in Laredo, Texas, received this image and did not send it and were killed outside a bar; it looked as if this woman killed them.

Send it to five people or the woman will look For you.

I understand the women under the bed (with the nice cans) being pissed off about the sleeping guy who killed her. But why does she want to kill me? Isn't there a better way to get her story out than murdering innocent people?
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:24 AM   #32
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I couldn't sleep one night and checked this board at 2am, only to see this picture leering out at me.

It was only then that I checked under my bed...............

there was nothing there. Damn.
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