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Old 03-17-2006, 04:06 PM   #1
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The tallest woman in Asia, Chinese Yao Defen (R), and her friend sit at the entrance of her home in Shu Cha in eastern China's Anhui province March 15, 2006. Yao is 34 years old and 2.36 metres tall. REUTERS/ Nir Elias
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:08 PM   #2
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She looks like she's made of plaster
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:09 PM   #3
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The tallest woman in Asia, Chinese Yao Defen (R), and her friend sit at the entrance of her home in Shu Cha in eastern China's Anhui province March 15, 2006. Yao is 34 years old and 2.36 metres tall. REUTERS/ Nir Elias

Is she Yao Ming's wife? And they'll breed a whole generation of tall Chinese basketball players?
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:09 PM   #4
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7.8 feet tall. Amazing
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:13 PM   #5
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She looks like she's made of plaster
I thought the same thing, but a quick google image search proves she's a real person...
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:14 PM   #6
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But can she move outside the paint?
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:19 PM   #7
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Is she Yao Ming's wife? And they'll breed a whole generation of tall Chinese basketball players?

Nope. Yao is dating a girl who plays for the Chinese national team. She's tall (like 6'4" I think), but not that tall...
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Old 03-17-2006, 05:51 PM   #8
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The tallest woman in Asia, Chinese Yao Defen (R), and her friend sit at the entrance of her home in Shu Cha in eastern China's Anhui province March 15, 2006. Yao is 34 years old and 2.36 metres tall. REUTERS/ Nir Elias

OK, help me out here. Is the (R) supposed to stand for right? Is there anyone in the world who wouldn't be able to figure out which of the two women is the world's tallest women?
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Old 03-17-2006, 05:56 PM   #9
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She's gotta have the biggest...
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:27 PM   #10
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:07 PM   #11
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You sure that's a woman?
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:32 PM   #12
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I can't believe it hasn't been said yet...

I'd hit it.
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:33 PM   #13
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OK, help me out here. Is the (R) supposed to stand for right? Is there anyone in the world who wouldn't be able to figure out which of the two women is the world's tallest women?

I assumed that the (R) meant she was a republican.
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:36 PM   #14
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You sure that's a woman?

I think it's a wookie...
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:41 PM   #15
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I can't believe it hasn't been said yet...

I'd hit it.

That took WAY too long. I may have to register at SportsDigs if you boys don't pick up the slack.
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:52 PM   #16
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Are we sure that's a real picture? It doesn't look like her feet are on the ground...and that would be kind of odd for someone that tall!
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:56 PM   #17
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Are we sure that's a real picture? It doesn't look like her feet are on the ground...and that would be kind of odd for someone that tall!

Kinda what I was thinking..

She looks like a Macys Parade air float... need 6 guys holding the ropes underneath her.
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Old 03-17-2006, 09:59 PM   #18
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Are we sure that's a real picture? It doesn't look like her feet are on the ground...and that would be kind of odd for someone that tall!

A customer walks into an adult novelty store and asks for an inflatable doll.

The clerk asks "Male or Female?"

Customer says "Female"

Clerk then asks "Black or White?"

Customer replies "White"

Clerk now asks "Christian or Muslim?"

The customer asks "What the hell does religion have to do with this?"

The clerk replies "The Muslim one blows itself up."
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Old 03-17-2006, 10:02 PM   #19
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Kinda what I was thinking..

She looks like a Macys Parade air float... need 6 guys holding the ropes underneath her.



I googled "tallest woman in Asia" and found some more pics of her that I am sure are the real thing, but that pic looks like a photoshop job to me...

Also found an article on ananova.com about how she met the tallest man in Asia when she was at the hospital, he was there having surgery to remove the gland that she had also had removed. Just imagine if they had kids!
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Old 03-17-2006, 10:16 PM   #20
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Defen Smash...

Defen Smash!
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Old 03-17-2006, 10:39 PM   #21
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:28 PM   #22
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I think it's a wookie...

That's no moon...
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Old 03-18-2006, 12:01 AM   #23
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you bent my wookie
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Old 03-18-2006, 12:04 AM   #24
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That's no moon...

T.A.L.L.A.S.I.A.N.C.H.I.C.

That spells "Moon"
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Old 03-18-2006, 01:05 AM   #25
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A customer walks into an adult novelty store and asks for an inflatable doll.

The clerk asks "Male or Female?"

Customer says "Female"

Clerk then asks "Black or White?"

Customer replies "White"

Clerk now asks "Christian or Muslim?"

The customer asks "What the hell does religion have to do with this?"

The clerk replies "The Muslim one blows itself up."

I just wanted to say that this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time
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Old 03-18-2006, 10:47 AM   #26
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hxxp://english.epochtimes.com/news/6-3-11/39150.html

Not sure what that website is but, seems pretty Anti-China so.. having said that, not sure if I buy the article or not.

But, Mr.Qui and his evil cohorts Wang and Ding.. sounds like James Bond villians..
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