I just saw the wierdest TV Show ever ...

[WVUFAN]

On G4TV, it's called Action Blast, and along with episodes of GI Joe, it shows wrestling matches involving people dressed as monsters. Called Kaiju Big Battel (yes, that's how they spell that last word), it consists of battles with Godzilla-style monsters in a wrestling ring, surrounded by a minature breakable cityscape around them. Here's one of the monsters, from the official Big Battel site:

hxxp://www.kaiju.com/bios/kun_03.htm

Has anyone else seen this? It's absolutely hilarious.

[SirFozzie]

Kaiju is from the area around here..

I want to see a show, as a fan of weirdness and wrestling, how can you not love the Evil Dr Cube and the heroic Kung Fu Chicken Noodle?

[SirFozzie]

Oops.. Kung Fu Chicken Noodle is apparently a baddy..



Name: Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle
Type: Unfriendliest rogue consomme
Height: 100 meters
Weight: 120 fluid tons
Attack: Kickin' noodle stance, chicken bone choke, steam roller
MSG Count: 40%
Tag Line: Mmm Mmm Bad!
Win/Lose: 2/7
Allies: None
Enemies: All humans, All Kaiju, Everyone

In Y2K crisis, maximum production levels forcing Cantonese worker at having special bowl of chicken soup cooking on stove. Because not fresh, acquired many special strengths plus also preservative can. Big cleaver action gives the scary function, chases the weaker fiend. Roundish can can slippery the attacking monster, makes fighting always the exciter. Also with product repackage makes identity invisible but always unfriendly inside.

[WVUFAN]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Big cleaver action gives the scary function, chases the weaker fiend.

I gotta make this my signature here.

[RendeR]

Hit the arrows on that page and enjoy the utter idiocy of all the other monsters =)

such silliness.