Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 34: Reese Witherspoon

Kodos · 04-20-2006, 09:43 AM

Jessica Alba's bid to steal Anna K's spot atop the Hot or Not throne was thwarted, as Jessica was forced to settle for third all time behind Kate Beckinsale. Next up, Reese Witherspoon walks the line...

Previous Voting Results

Code:

Anna Kournikova       90.97
Kate Beckinsale       90.51
Jessica Alba          89.78
Scarlett Johansen     86.45 
Shania Twain          86.09
Natalie Portman       86.06
Charlize Theron       85.40
Keira Knightley       84.18
Evangeline Lilly      81.20
Angelina Jolie        78.49
Faith Hill            77.10
Melissa Stark         75.00
Christina Milian      70.97
Jennifer Aniston      68.32
Kirsten Dunst         61.01
Angie Harmom          60.00
Danica Patrick        59.17
Christa Miller        52.43
Jennifer Garner       47.10
Jennifer Lopez        44.23
Katie Holmes          43.28
Parminder Nagra       38.64
Teri Hatcher          37.96
Pamela Anderson       37.90
Uma Thurman           35.51
Gillian Anderson      35.48
Grace Park            33.33
Cameron Diaz          31.67
Madonna               14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker  11.05

I've liked her since The Man In The Moon, but I have to vote not. Sorry Reese!

JeeberD · 04-20-2006, 09:46 AM

This one is tough. I think she's incredibly cute, but I don't know if she's hot...

Bee · 04-20-2006, 09:46 AM

Not even with your tentacle.

ice4277 · 04-20-2006, 09:48 AM

A couple years ago, I would have voted hot, no doubt about it. Now, I'm not sure...

flere-imsaho · 04-20-2006, 09:48 AM

We need to do a revote on Kournikova - it rankles me that she's at the top of the list.

jeff061 · 04-20-2006, 09:49 AM

She messed up Jack Bauer. HOT.

Mustang · 04-20-2006, 10:10 AM

Her chin annoys the hell out of me.

Bee · 04-20-2006, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

Her chin annoys the hell out of me.

And can poke your eye out...

Draft Dodger · 04-20-2006, 10:13 AM

I love her.

path12 · 04-20-2006, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

Her chin annoys the hell out of me.

Well said, sir.

KWhit · 04-20-2006, 10:20 AM

No! Dear God, no!

George · 04-20-2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I love her.

Me too.

ice4277 · 04-20-2006, 10:29 AM

After much soul-searching, I decided that she is, in fact, still hot.

gkb · 04-20-2006, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

Her chin annoys the hell out of me.

Yep her chin kills any chance of Reese getting a hot vote from me.

Fonzie · 04-20-2006, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

We need to do a revote on Kournikova - it rankles me that she's at the top of the list.

I mentioned this in the Alba thread - I wholeheartedly agree. Our voting standards have changed since the Anna K poll, and as such she needs a re-vote.

WSUCougar · 04-20-2006, 10:36 AM

Reese is sweet, kind of like a peanut butter cup. But sorry, not hot.

King of New York · 04-20-2006, 10:36 AM

Nyet.

Subby · 04-20-2006, 10:40 AM

BrianD · 04-20-2006, 10:50 AM

You are doing well at coming up with the in-between options. Most of your last few options have had me right on the fence. I'm going to vote not here, but not by much.

Galaxy · 04-20-2006, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Reese is sweet, kind of like a peanut butter cup. But sorry, not hot.

Agree...

wade moore · 04-20-2006, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianD

You are doing well at coming up with the in-between options. Most of your last few options have had me right on the fence. I'm going to vote not here, but not by much.

Agreed. The decision of who to put on here has been masterful lately.

AgustusM · 04-20-2006, 10:55 AM

2 thoughts:

1. Reese doesn't really fit my normal voluptuous hot standards, she is not quite curvy enough for me. However - she is one of those chicks that I think is hot despite not being my normal type. something about her does it for me.

2. If we are considering some re-votes does it make sense to go to a standard 1-10 vs a yes/no scale? some of the woman on here that I voted YES would be about a 7 yes, and others a 10. and then some of the No's have been 5's and a few 1's on their best day.

Desnudo · 04-20-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I love her.

I do too. But I can't say she's hot although I'd probably walk into a telephone pole if I saw her.

stevew · 04-20-2006, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AgustusM

2 thoughts:

2. If we are considering some re-votes does it make sense to go to a standard 1-10 vs a yes/no scale? some of the woman on here that I voted YES would be about a 7 yes, and others a 10. and then some of the No's have been 5's and a few 1's on their best day.

Good point.

George · 04-20-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AgustusM

2. If we are considering some re-votes does it make sense to go to a standard 1-10 vs a yes/no scale? some of the woman on here that I voted YES would be about a 7 yes, and others a 10. and then some of the No's have been 5's and a few 1's on their best day.

I like this idea.

jeff061 · 04-20-2006, 11:37 AM

Nothing interesting about a 1-10 scale.

Desnudo · 04-20-2006, 11:38 AM

Let's not overcomplicate it. A 7 is not hot.

Lathum · 04-20-2006, 11:38 AM

she just doesn't do it for me

rkmsuf · 04-20-2006, 11:40 AM

She looks and sounds like she would be a terror to be around. If I can tape her mouth shut I'd hit reece's pieces.

Anthony · 04-20-2006, 11:56 AM

if she could promise me she'd always look like what she did on "Walk The Line' i'd say she's undeniably hot. i still voted "hot", but based off of that one movie. i hate her pointy chin.

BrianD · 04-20-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff061

Nothing interesting about a 1-10 scale.

True, there is more to debate when it is just a binary decision.

Godzilla Blitz · 04-20-2006, 12:13 PM

You ever see women that you know aren't all that pretty, or don't have a body you find that attractive, yet for some reason the first thing that pops into your head is an strong urge to have sex with them? And that's the only thing you can think of whenever you see them?

This one is that way for me. I don't think she's particularly pretty or attractive. I don't think she's got a particularly appealing body. Yet whenever I see a photo of her all I can think of is how much I'd love to have sex with her.

Hot.

WSUCougar · 04-20-2006, 12:25 PM

Now that you mention it, GB, I find myself strangely aroused by your comments...

Lorena · 04-20-2006, 12:29 PM

She looks great for having had a couple kids... HOT

Kodos · 04-20-2006, 12:34 PM

Just for the record, there will be no revotes. Anna K is queen until somebody knocks her off. If you start revoting, where do you stop?

The tournament will be everyone's second chance.

WSUCougar · 04-20-2006, 12:37 PM

So what you're saying is that Anna will be an overrated #1 seed, ripe for the, er, um, plucking?

Kodos · 04-20-2006, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

So what you're saying is that Anna will be an overrated #1 seed, ripe for the, er, um, plucking?

I'd love to pluck her myself.

WSUCougar · 04-20-2006, 12:39 PM

You'd like to korni her kova?

Kodos · 04-20-2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

You'd like to korni her kova?

Anna come back for more.

Raiders Army · 04-20-2006, 12:41 PM

Why are you guys worried about her pointy chin? You can only rest one nut on it?

Toddzilla · 04-20-2006, 12:44 PM

I'd hit it like Mike Tyson - kind of hard, but without much feeling or motivation.

Glengoyne · 04-20-2006, 12:44 PM

Attractive, alluring, charming, cute, All YES

hot Not!

WSUCougar · 04-20-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Why are you guys worried about her pointy chin?

No reason...

Raiders Army · 04-20-2006, 12:47 PM

Please quote me completely.

WSUCougar · 04-20-2006, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Please quote me

Okay

Kodos · 04-20-2006, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Please complete me.

Done!

Godzilla Blitz · 04-20-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

No reason...

Ok, that ruined it.

Thanks a lot.

From now on, whenever I see her, instead of thinking of delicious sex, I'll think of Jay Leno.

My life just got a tiny bit darker.

I hope you're happy, Cougar.

Cuckoo · 04-20-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Please me.

Raiders Army · 04-20-2006, 01:05 PM

Heh heh.

Lorena · 04-20-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

You can only rest one nut on it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Umm... no

View Poll Results: Reese Witherspoon is...
Hot!	101	58.05%
Not!	73	41.95%
Voters: 174. You may not vote on this poll

04-20-2006, 09:46 AM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	This one is tough. I think she's incredibly cute, but I don't know if she's hot... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-20-2006, 09:49 AM	#6
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	She messed up Jack Bauer. HOT. __________________

04-20-2006, 10:10 AM	#7
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Her chin annoys the hell out of me. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

04-20-2006, 10:13 AM	#9
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I love her. __________________ Mile High Hockey

04-20-2006, 09:46 AM	#3
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Not even with your tentacle.

04-20-2006, 09:48 AM	#4
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	A couple years ago, I would have voted hot, no doubt about it. Now, I'm not sure...

04-20-2006, 09:48 AM	#5
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	We need to do a revote on Kournikova - it rankles me that she's at the top of the list.

04-20-2006, 10:20 AM	#11
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	No! Dear God, no!

04-20-2006, 10:29 AM	#13
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	After much soul-searching, I decided that she is, in fact, still hot.

04-20-2006, 10:36 AM	#16
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Reese is sweet, kind of like a peanut butter cup. But sorry, not hot. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage. Last edited by WSUCougar : 04-20-2006 at 10:37 AM.

04-20-2006, 10:36 AM	#17
King of New York High School Varsity Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edge of the Great Dismal Swamp	Nyet. __________________ Input A No Input

04-20-2006, 10:40 AM	#18
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	MILF __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

04-20-2006, 10:50 AM	#19
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	You are doing well at coming up with the in-between options. Most of your last few options have had me right on the fence. I'm going to vote not here, but not by much.

04-20-2006, 10:55 AM	#22
AgustusM College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2003	2 thoughts: 1. Reese doesn't really fit my normal voluptuous hot standards, she is not quite curvy enough for me. However - she is one of those chicks that I think is hot despite not being my normal type. something about her does it for me. 2. If we are considering some re-votes does it make sense to go to a standard 1-10 vs a yes/no scale? some of the woman on here that I voted YES would be about a 7 yes, and others a 10. and then some of the No's have been 5's and a few 1's on their best day.

04-20-2006, 11:37 AM	#26
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Nothing interesting about a 1-10 scale. __________________

04-20-2006, 11:38 AM	#27
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Let's not overcomplicate it. A 7 is not hot.

04-20-2006, 11:38 AM	#28
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	she just doesn't do it for me

04-20-2006, 11:40 AM	#29
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	She looks and sounds like she would be a terror to be around. If I can tape her mouth shut I'd hit reece's pieces. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-20-2006, 11:56 AM	#30
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	if she could promise me she'd always look like what she did on "Walk The Line' i'd say she's undeniably hot. i still voted "hot", but based off of that one movie. i hate her pointy chin.

04-20-2006, 12:13 PM	#32
Godzilla Blitz College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	You ever see women that you know aren't all that pretty, or don't have a body you find that attractive, yet for some reason the first thing that pops into your head is an strong urge to have sex with them? And that's the only thing you can think of whenever you see them? This one is that way for me. I don't think she's particularly pretty or attractive. I don't think she's got a particularly appealing body. Yet whenever I see a photo of her all I can think of is how much I'd love to have sex with her. Hot. Last edited by Godzilla Blitz : 04-20-2006 at 12:13 PM.

04-20-2006, 12:25 PM	#33
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Now that you mention it, GB, I find myself strangely aroused by your comments... __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-20-2006, 12:29 PM	#34
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	She looks great for having had a couple kids... HOT

04-20-2006, 12:34 PM	#35
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Just for the record, there will be no revotes. Anna K is queen until somebody knocks her off. If you start revoting, where do you stop? The tournament will be everyone's second chance.

04-20-2006, 12:37 PM	#36
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	So what you're saying is that Anna will be an overrated #1 seed, ripe for the, er, um, plucking? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-20-2006, 12:39 PM	#38
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	You'd like to korni her kova? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-20-2006, 12:41 PM	#40
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Why are you guys worried about her pointy chin? You can only rest one nut on it?

04-20-2006, 12:44 PM	#41
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	I'd hit it like Mike Tyson - kind of hard, but without much feeling or motivation.

04-20-2006, 12:44 PM	#42
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	Attractive, alluring, charming, cute, All YES hot Not!

04-20-2006, 12:47 PM	#44
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Please quote me completely.

04-20-2006, 01:05 PM	#49
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Heh heh.

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