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Old 04-23-2006, 11:55 AM   #1
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Eating at the Pink Taco

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/dining/...2pinktaco.html

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In a city aspiring to be defined by its good taste, a new Mexican restaurant, the Pink Taco, is opening with a name that some find offensive.

Scottsdale Mayor Mary Manross was so put off by the name, a slang term for vagina, that she asked its owner to change it.

"I don't appreciate anything that offends more than half the population," Manross said. "But he said no and heard my concern. I really didn't want to see a business with that name opening anywhere here."

Sounding more strip club than cantina, the restaurant isn't coy about the double entendre.

"(The name) came out of a dish (that's on the menu), but it's tongue-in-cheek. It was amusing, catchy," Pink Taco CEO Harry Morton said. "You've got to stand out from the rest of the crowd."

On a related note, I'm accepting franchisees for my new Dangling Nutsack Brewpubs chain.
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:24 PM   #2
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My wife ate there in Vegas......she liked it so much she bought a pair of pant there that say pink taco across the ass.

I'm pro pink taco
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:25 PM   #3
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the best part of Pink Tacos is all the meat curtains they have hanging up in the windows
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:27 PM   #4
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I hate when i find hair on my pink taco.
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:31 PM   #5
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It's funny reading some of the debates about this. We do have an Asian food place here called "Long Wongs" which nobody bitches about. Hell, many of the people commenting in the article didn't even know what the name meant. People need to relax a bit.......And Cam, I think we should go with a Coffee shop instead of Brewpub and call it the "Dangling Teabag" then put it right next to the Pink Taco......It could be a whole set of theme restaurants.
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:37 PM   #6
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It's funny reading some of the debates about this. We do have an Asian food place here called "Long Wongs" which nobody bitches about. Hell, many of the people commenting in the article didn't even know what the name meant. People need to relax a bit.......And Cam, I think we should go with a Coffee shop instead of Brewpub and call it the "Dangling Teabag" then put it right next to the Pink Taco......It could be a whole set of theme restaurants.

Holy crap, its weird to see Long Wongs mentioned. You ever hear of a band called Steppchild? They used to play there all the time. Thats one of my best friends band.
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Old 04-23-2006, 12:37 PM   #7
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Eating the pink taco is murder on my complexion.

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Old 04-23-2006, 01:02 PM   #8
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On a related note, I'm accepting franchisees for my new Dangling Nutsack Brewpubs chain.
Reading the article, I think the last name "Manross" is more offensive than the Pink Taco.
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Old 04-23-2006, 01:03 PM   #9
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It's funny reading some of the debates about this. We do have an Asian food place here called "Long Wongs" which nobody bitches about. Hell, many of the people commenting in the article didn't even know what the name meant. People need to relax a bit.......And Cam, I think we should go with a Coffee shop instead of Brewpub and call it the "Dangling Teabag" then put it right next to the Pink Taco......It could be a whole set of theme restaurants.

Brilliant! And for the vegetarians, we can have the Tossed Salad Bar.
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Old 04-23-2006, 01:10 PM   #10
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Target now sells "rimming sugar".
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Old 04-23-2006, 01:16 PM   #11
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Target now sells "rimming sugar".

i can see why you'd want to mask the taste.
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Old 04-23-2006, 01:40 PM   #12
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Eating at the Pink Taco sounds much more appealing than dining at the "Y".
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Old 04-23-2006, 01:43 PM   #13
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It's funny reading some of the debates about this. We do have an Asian food place here called "Long Wongs" which nobody bitches about. Hell, many of the people commenting in the article didn't even know what the name meant. People need to relax a bit.......And Cam, I think we should go with a Coffee shop instead of Brewpub and call it the "Dangling Teabag" then put it right next to the Pink Taco......It could be a whole set of theme restaurants.

And I guess they soon forget about Hooters as well.
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Old 04-23-2006, 02:40 PM   #14
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And Cam, I think we should go with a Coffee shop instead of Brewpub and call it the "Dangling Teabag" then put it right next to the Pink Taco...

"Waitress, I asked for a hot steaming cup of Joe...this tastes more like an Andrew."
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Old 04-23-2006, 06:35 PM   #15
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I drove past Walgreens t'other day and the marquee read:

"Chicken Poop Lip Balm sold here!"

I'd try some just for the name, but unless its special in other ways it's going to have trouble replacing Burts Bees in my pocket.
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Old 04-23-2006, 11:39 PM   #16
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How does she know the name offends half the population? Did they do a survey? Or is she just assuming there are no women in town with a sense of humor?

Maybe its just the fact that I'm a guy, but I find so many things in the world to be be way more offensive than a restaurant named after a part of the female anatomy.
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Old 04-23-2006, 11:49 PM   #17
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Subtle.

This reminds me of the Big Johnson T-shirts, with their "clever" innuendos, that we used to wear to high school. I remember one kid had a generic-type shirt that was something like "Big Dick's Beaver Hunting Shotguns."
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Old 04-24-2006, 01:48 AM   #18
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"Waitress, I asked for a hot steaming cup of Joe...this tastes more like an Andrew."

Nice......

Sorry sir, Joe is in the Pink Taco at the moment....
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Old 04-24-2006, 06:50 AM   #19
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I ate at the Pink taco last night. Always a treat
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Old 04-24-2006, 09:04 AM   #20
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i can see why you'd want to mask the taste.

I had no idea you engaged in such activity....

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"(The name) came out of a dish (that's on the menu), but it's tongue-in-cheek. It was amusing, catchy," Pink Taco CEO Harry Morton said. "You've got to stand out from the rest of the crowd."

Haha. I wonder if that was on purpose.
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Old 04-24-2006, 09:35 AM   #21
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Hell, I'll go there:

The worst thing about the pink tacos on the menu is that every few weeks the chefs just start slathering them in salsa, making the dish damn near inedible.
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:36 AM   #22
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Subtle.

This reminds me of the Big Johnson T-shirts, with their "clever" innuendos, that we used to wear to high school. I remember one kid had a generic-type shirt that was something like "Big Dick's Beaver Hunting Shotguns."

We? I always wondered who those people were.
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:42 AM   #23
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I used to have a t-shirt from Big Peckers in Ocean City, MD
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:04 AM   #24
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Subtle.

This reminds me of the Big Johnson T-shirts, with their "clever" innuendos, that we used to wear to high school. I remember one kid had a generic-type shirt that was something like "Big Dick's Beaver Hunting Shotguns."

Wow, that brings back memories. Always wanted one of those, but never could get one....

"E. Normous Johnson for President...After Bush in '92."

"Big Johnson's Bar and Casino...Liquor up front, poker in the rear."

Heh.
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:20 AM   #25
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Am I the only one disappointed this was not an instructional?

My only reason I come to FOFC now is the faint hope of a "Oral Sex: The Cam Edwards Way" thread.
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:45 AM   #26
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If they're asking to have the name changed, they should do the same for "Hooters"... how ridiculous.
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:46 AM   #27
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Am I the only one disappointed this was not an instructional?

My only reason I come to FOFC now is the faint hope of a "Oral Sex: The Cam Edwards Way" thread.


Pick your favorite snarky answer:

a) Well, you could always end the suspense and ask Mrs. Samdari.

b) That book will be published by Regnery in mid-2007.

c) do it 'til your tongue cramps.
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:48 AM   #28
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Well, you could always end the suspense and ask Mrs. Samdari.

She's 7 months pregnant. The strain on your neck would be killer.
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:49 AM   #29
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That's awesome. I just had an empanada from The Puckered Scrotum and it was first rate. I would imagine TPT is just as good.
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:51 AM   #30
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She's 7 months pregnant. The strain on your neck would be killer.

that's when you ask her to pose for a sculpture on a bearskin rug.
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Old 04-24-2006, 11:52 AM   #31
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She's 7 months pregnant. The strain on your neck would be killer.

dola: gee, has it been 7 months already?

I always come up with the good lines AFTER I post.
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Old 04-24-2006, 12:00 PM   #32
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Am I the only one disappointed this was not an instructional?

My only reason I come to FOFC now is the faint hope of a "Oral Sex: The Cam Edwards Way" thread.

Most people stop reading once the find out they key is having a completely shaved head. Most people aren't willing to make that much of a sacrifice.

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