Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 38: Eva Longoria

Kodos · 04-27-2006, 12:43 AM

Can Eva Longoria fare better than her namesake? Time will tell...

Previous Voting Results

Code:

Anna Kournikova       90.97
Kate Beckinsale       90.51
Jessica Alba          89.78
Scarlett Johansen     86.45 
Shania Twain          86.09
Natalie Portman       86.06
Charlize Theron       85.40
Keira Knightley       84.18
Evangeline Lilly      81.20
Angelina Jolie        78.49
Faith Hill            77.10
Eva Mendes            76.26
Melissa Stark         75.00
Christina Milian      70.97
Jennifer Aniston      68.32
Kirsten Dunst         61.01
Angie Harmon          60.00
Danica Patrick        59.17
Reese Witherspoon     58.05
Kate Winslet          57.23
Christa Miller        52.43
Jennifer Garner       47.10
Sandra Bullock        44.65
Jennifer Lopez        44.23
Katie Holmes          43.28
Parminder Nagra       38.64
Teri Hatcher          37.96
Pamela Anderson       37.90
Uma Thurman           35.51
Gillian Anderson      35.48
Grace Park            33.33
Cameron Diaz          31.67
Madonna               14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker  11.05

Swaggs · 04-27-2006, 12:46 AM

I still cannot believe that people find Faith Hill, Reese Witherspoon, Angie Harmon, and Danica Patrick more attractive that Kate Winslet.

And Eva Longoria is kind of annoying, but hot.

gkb · 04-27-2006, 12:49 AM

For whatever reason Eva has never done it for me. Not hot.

kingfc22 · 04-27-2006, 12:50 AM

HOTTIE

Neuqua · 04-27-2006, 01:14 AM

Very hot.

duckman · 04-27-2006, 06:26 AM

If you go strictly by looks, she's hot.

Joe · 04-27-2006, 06:31 AM

she's a ho

Raiders Army · 04-27-2006, 07:00 AM

hotter than hot

Draft Dodger · 04-27-2006, 07:05 AM

never heard of her before I saw her in the Sentinel this weekend. not at the top of my list, but hot.

Subby · 04-27-2006, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

I still cannot believe that people find Faith Hill, Reese Witherspoon, Angie Harmon, and Danica Patrick more attractive that Kate Winslet.

Word.

FrogMan · 04-27-2006, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

Word.

wtf, Chris is out and Subby is back in??? Damn people, stop messing with our minds!

FM

bulletsponge · 04-27-2006, 07:36 AM

physically shes perfect, but something about the way shes handled stardom turns me off. but shes still hot!

ISiddiqui · 04-27-2006, 07:41 AM

How in the Hell did 14 people say "Not"? Are they just programmed to say no woman is hot? Or are their wives around them on the computer 24/7?

WSUCougar · 04-27-2006, 08:01 AM

VPI97 · 04-27-2006, 08:05 AM

I find her very hot, but I can see where she wouldn't be another person's 'type'

Desmond · 04-27-2006, 08:08 AM

I for one am baffled by this woman. As best I can tell she has a boys body and an average at best face.

DanGarion · 04-27-2006, 08:39 AM

I'd love to spank that 5'2" ass.

rkmsuf · 04-27-2006, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Desmond

I for one am baffled by this woman. As best I can tell she has a boys body and an average at best face.

you speak the truth

SelzShoes · 04-27-2006, 08:44 AM

Far far too skinny. Not.

Antmeister · 04-27-2006, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogMan

wtf, Chris is out and Subby is back in??? Damn people, stop messing with our minds!

FM

Tell me about it. I saw a Dark Cloud sighting as well and I was confused.

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-27-2006, 08:47 AM

I have loved Eva since LA Dragnet.

TheOhioStateUniversity · 04-27-2006, 08:51 AM

I wish she would put on a little more weight...but I give her a hot.

cartman · 04-27-2006, 08:53 AM

So hot.

For those that say she has a boy's body, do a Google search of some of the many bikini shots of her.

cuervo72 · 04-27-2006, 08:53 AM

I really hope nobody who complained about her weight voted for Portman or Knightly.

FrogMan · 04-27-2006, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Tell me about it. I saw a Dark Cloud sighting as well and I was confused.

well, I'd seen DC's post about going back in the username change thread, so I was warned, but the Subby one came out of nowhere...

FM

Raiders Army · 04-27-2006, 09:17 AM

What happened to Subby's Supergay title?

JeeberD · 04-27-2006, 09:18 AM

Just the fact that she's fucking a San Antonio Spur is enough to make me vote Not. And that's without bringing her annoyingness into play...

JeeberD · 04-27-2006, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

What happened to Subby's Supergay title?

It was gone when he was Chris, right? I gues it hasn't been given back yet (if he even wants it back)...

Draft Dodger · 04-27-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

It was gone when he was Chris, right? I gues it hasn't been given back yet (if he even wants it back)...

he'll need to EARN it back

Eaglesfan27 · 04-27-2006, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

physically shes perfect, but something about the way shes handled stardom turns me off. but shes still hot!

Agreed.

Lathum · 04-27-2006, 11:20 AM

I'm shocked by the results so far.

Antmeister · 04-27-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I'm shocked by the results so far.

So am I, but I think people are taking her personality into account. She has an attitude I can't stand, but I only vote in these polls by looks.

Lathum · 04-27-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister71

So am I, but I think people are taking her personality into account. She has an attitude I can't stand, but I only vote in these polls by looks.

as do I and I find it hard to believe that there isn't one person here that wouldn't take her home and bang the shit out of her if they were able to slip some roofies in her cocktail while Tony was in the crapper.

rkmsuf · 04-27-2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

as do I and I find it hard to believe that there isn't one person here that wouldn't take her home and bang the shit out of her if they were able to slip some roofies in her cocktail while Tony was in the crapper.

don't confuse not hot with not doable

oh and I prefer the rag and chloroform

Ramzavail · 04-27-2006, 11:50 AM

Super hot. #1 on my list of trumpable chicks.

RedKingGold · 04-27-2006, 11:59 AM

It's crackerlackenfantastican!

Kodos · 04-27-2006, 12:11 PM

She's not my type. And she's too skinny.

stevew · 04-27-2006, 12:14 PM

I already voted "Not" for her earlier this week when I thought her name was Eva Mendes. So I'll be consistant.

Godzilla Blitz · 04-27-2006, 12:16 PM

Haven't seen the show or read about her in other places, but on looks alone I think she's hot.

BrianD · 04-27-2006, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

So am I, but I think people are taking her personality into account. She has an attitude I can't stand, but I only vote in these polls by looks.

I'm not sure you can completely differentiate between looks and personality. I've always found that looks sets the initial hotness level and then personality adjusts from there.

stevew · 04-27-2006, 12:48 PM

I thought she was a lot closer to 40 than to 30(which she actually is). That's a pretty big strike against hotness

Anthony · 04-27-2006, 01:19 PM

i want her to put her vagina on my nose.

i don't know what for, but she always makes me desire that whenever i see her.

Antmeister · 04-27-2006, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianD

I'm not sure you can completely differentiate between looks and personality. I've always found that looks sets the initial hotness level and then personality adjusts from there.

Well if that was the case, Anna K would not be on top of the list.

DanGarion · 04-27-2006, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Well if that was the case, Anna K would not be on top of the list.

The only reason she is top on the list is because everyone on those board that voted hot for her is stupid...

KWhit · 04-27-2006, 01:52 PM

She is unbelievably hot. Looking at the high number of not votes confirms my suspicion that this board is fucked in the head.

DanGarion · 04-27-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

She is unbelievably hot. Looking at the high number of not votes confirms my suspicion that this board is fucked in the head.

Well the Anna K vote could have saved you the time to figure that out now.

FBPro · 04-27-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

She is unbelievably hot. Looking at the high number of not votes confirms my suspicion that this board is fucked in the head.

Couldn't have said it better myself, I was worried w/ the "Eva I" vote but this one just confirms it.

BrianD · 04-27-2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Well if that was the case, Anna K would not be on top of the list.

I think the Anna K vote is skewed because it was one of the first. People hadn't set their standards yet.

Desnudo · 04-27-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dangarion

Well the Anna K vote could have saved you the time to figure that out now.

If loving Anna K is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

kingfc22 · 04-27-2006, 09:24 PM

You guys got something against the name Eva?

View Poll Results: Eva Longoria is...
Hot!	113	77.93%
Not!	32	22.07%
Voters: 145. You may not vote on this poll

04-27-2006, 12:46 AM	#2
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I still cannot believe that people find Faith Hill, Reese Witherspoon, Angie Harmon, and Danica Patrick more attractive that Kate Winslet. And Eva Longoria is kind of annoying, but hot. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

04-27-2006, 12:49 AM	#3
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	For whatever reason Eva has never done it for me. Not hot. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

04-27-2006, 12:50 AM	#4
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	HOTTIE __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

04-27-2006, 01:14 AM	#5
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Very hot. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

04-27-2006, 06:31 AM	#7
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	she's a ho

04-27-2006, 07:00 AM	#8
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	hotter than hot

04-27-2006, 07:05 AM	#9
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	never heard of her before I saw her in the Sentinel this weekend. not at the top of my list, but hot. __________________ Mile High Hockey

04-27-2006, 07:36 AM	#12
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	physically shes perfect, but something about the way shes handled stardom turns me off. but shes still hot!

04-27-2006, 07:41 AM	#13
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	How in the Hell did 14 people say "Not"? Are they just programmed to say no woman is hot? Or are their wives around them on the computer 24/7? __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

04-27-2006, 08:01 AM	#14
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	NOT __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-27-2006, 08:05 AM	#15
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	I find her very hot, but I can see where she wouldn't be another person's 'type' __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

04-27-2006, 08:08 AM	#16
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	I for one am baffled by this woman. As best I can tell she has a boys body and an average at best face.

04-27-2006, 08:39 AM	#17
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	I'd love to spank that 5'2" ass. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

04-27-2006, 08:44 AM	#19
SelzShoes High School Varsity Join Date: Apr 2005	Far far too skinny. Not. __________________ I'm in love. What's that song? I'm in love with that song

04-27-2006, 08:47 AM	#21
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I have loved Eva since LA Dragnet.

04-27-2006, 08:51 AM	#22
TheOhioStateUniversity High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Columbus, GA via Columbus, OH	I wish she would put on a little more weight...but I give her a hot. __________________ Buckeyes Football/Basketball >>>> Your Favorite School

04-27-2006, 08:53 AM	#23
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	So hot. For those that say she has a boy's body, do a Google search of some of the many bikini shots of her. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

04-27-2006, 08:53 AM	#24
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I really hope nobody who complained about her weight voted for Portman or Knightly. __________________ null

04-27-2006, 09:17 AM	#26
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	What happened to Subby's Supergay title?

04-27-2006, 09:18 AM	#27
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Just the fact that she's fucking a San Antonio Spur is enough to make me vote Not. And that's without bringing her annoyingness into play... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-27-2006, 11:20 AM	#31
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I'm shocked by the results so far.

04-27-2006, 11:50 AM	#35
Ramzavail College Starter Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Strong Island, NY	Super hot. #1 on my list of trumpable chicks.

04-27-2006, 11:59 AM	#36
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	It's crackerlackenfantastican!

04-27-2006, 12:11 PM	#37
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	She's not my type. And she's too skinny.

04-27-2006, 12:14 PM	#38
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I already voted "Not" for her earlier this week when I thought her name was Eva Mendes. So I'll be consistant.

04-27-2006, 12:16 PM	#39
Godzilla Blitz College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Haven't seen the show or read about her in other places, but on looks alone I think she's hot.

04-27-2006, 12:48 PM	#41
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I thought she was a lot closer to 40 than to 30(which she actually is). That's a pretty big strike against hotness

04-27-2006, 01:19 PM	#42
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i want her to put her vagina on my nose. i don't know what for, but she always makes me desire that whenever i see her.

04-27-2006, 01:52 PM	#45
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	She is unbelievably hot. Looking at the high number of not votes confirms my suspicion that this board is fucked in the head.

04-27-2006, 09:24 PM	#50
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	You guys got something against the name Eva? __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

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