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Old 04-27-2006, 01:16 PM   #1
Ben E Lou
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Entertain me.

I've been in the Grand Rapids airport for nearly an hour. My flight doesn't leave until around 5:30pm.
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The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

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Old 04-27-2006, 01:16 PM   #2
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I just pulled my pants down.
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:19 PM   #3
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:20 PM   #4
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:21 PM   #5
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:22 PM   #6
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but you are still here and looking

rarely can someone look away from the sheer beauty of my penis
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:23 PM   #7
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Please excuse Pumpy....he sucked in some coal dust.
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:27 PM   #8
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why don't you go get hammered?
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:27 PM   #9
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Here are some gibbons.
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:29 PM   #10
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This damned coal dust. I think I inhaled a little more than usual today. Why won't this penguin inhale any?!
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:32 PM   #11
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What more entertainment could you need? You're in GRAND RAPIDS!!! It's about time Grand Rapids got some pub on this board, other than being Schmidty's location for a while. If you're bored, head downtown and check out the Calder. Or, um...okay, that's all I got. Oh, and by the way, it's Gerald R. Ford airport -- they named the airport after him, and he didn't even bother to come in from Cali for the naming ceremony. Nice.
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:33 PM   #12
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Yeah. There are pictures of Gerald Ford all over the place. I am reminded of Detective Taggert.
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:38 PM   #13
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booze?
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:46 PM   #14
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Find the TGIF in the airport, ask the barkeep to turn the channel to ESPN2 and "Battle of the Gridiron Stars" and have him line up a dozen shots. Problem solved.
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:52 PM   #15
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Yeah. There are pictures of Gerald Ford all over the place. I am reminded of Detective Taggert.

LOL!
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:52 PM   #16
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Go out on the runway and see how long it takes you to get caught. That's entertainment the whole family (and board) can enjoy!
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:52 PM   #17
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LOL!
Glad somebody got that one.
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:55 PM   #18
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Actually all you had to do was post a thread announcing the new game coming out and watch the board go insane.

Some people aren't that cruel though...
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:57 PM   #19
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:43 PM   #20
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Gerald Ford, Eaten by wolves today. He was delicious
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:00 PM   #21
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:18 PM   #22
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:24 PM   #23
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you can put away your personal porn collection GWB, I think he has already left
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Old 04-27-2006, 09:19 PM   #24
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Yeah. There are pictures of Gerald Ford all over the place. I am reminded of Detective Taggert.

I think it's Taggart but same difference

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Old 04-28-2006, 08:01 AM   #25
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I've been in the Grand Rapids airport for nearly an hour. My flight doesn't leave until around 5:30pm.

Too bad you weren't in Grand Rapids in early June. You could have gone to Festival!

http://www.festivalofthearts.org

I always go back to Grand Rapids for this -- it's my absolute favorite time of the year!
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:14 AM   #26
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Gerald Ford, Eaten by wolves today. He was delicious

Stunning news from Michigan, as former President Gerald Ford was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane.
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