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Old 04-29-2006, 02:45 PM   #1
CamEdwards
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Pr0n Tonight

The things we do to please ourselves. I still can't believe looking for pr0n fell on NFL Draft day. Ugh.

Anyways, anyone got any interesting pr0n stories?


(sorry, this is my first parody thread. and i actually have other plans for tonight that don't involve looking at porn on the computer)
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Old 04-29-2006, 02:47 PM   #2
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Pr0n tonight! Do-do-do-dee-do
Pr0n tonight!
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Old 04-29-2006, 02:47 PM   #3
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So, Cam, you're saying you're not watching pr0n on the computer tonight, rather you'll be watching it on your tv while sitting on your couch?

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Old 04-29-2006, 02:58 PM   #4
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So, Cam, you're saying you're not watching pr0n on the computer tonight, rather you'll be watching it on your tv while sitting on your couch?

/tk

Actually no. I'm really excited about tonight. I got invited to the pre-White House Correspondent's Dinner cocktail parties at the Hilton tonight. So I'm getting all dressed up and taking my dates to the cocktail parties.

Apparently George Clooney is in town, so Elaine's hoping she'll run in to him there. I'm hoping I get a chance to say something snarky to either Al Franken or Joe Wilson.
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Old 04-29-2006, 03:28 PM   #5
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taking my dates to the cocktail parties.


Is that what you kids are calling it these days

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Old 04-29-2006, 03:35 PM   #6
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Cam worries me: he's 'aking his dates' and is planning 'things to do to please himself' while saying 'something snarky to either Al Franken or Joe Wilson'

The man is clearly not right the head
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Old 04-29-2006, 03:46 PM   #7
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Tr0n was a good movie, I liked it.
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Old 04-29-2006, 05:44 PM   #8
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My pr0n story:

Watch it all the time. The end.

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Old 04-29-2006, 11:02 PM   #9
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I don't think I'll be creating any more parody threads. This one just failed to come to life.
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Old 04-29-2006, 11:04 PM   #10
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I don't think I'll be creating any more parody threads. This one just failed to come to life.

I liked it!
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Old 04-29-2006, 11:13 PM   #11
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I liked it!

Me to, going to watch some pr0n right now!
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