The New Super Soaker

Pumpy Tudors · 05-04-2006, 12:19 PM

Has there really not been a thread about this yet? I've linked to the commercial below. It's the actual commercial, and it's totally safe for work. I'm just wondering who the hell greenlighted this.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKE4EBcHhyk

Wolfpack · 05-04-2006, 12:23 PM

Well, I can't say whether it's totally safe for work. I'm sure it's on every NAMBLA member's computer by now, though.

Deattribution · 05-04-2006, 12:25 PM

That commercial seems so bad it has to be fake, but it's legitimently listed on their official website.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-04-2006, 12:26 PM

Well, I guess I should say it's MOSTLY safe for work. Without giving too much away, the commercial features children getting shot by a Super Soaker product, and the children are very vocal about it.

Scholes · 05-04-2006, 12:27 PM

Good Lord. That's unreal. I'm still laughing very hard.

Ksyrup · 05-04-2006, 12:31 PM

The only thing that's missing is for Ben Stiller to come around the corner, crap dripping from his earlobe like in Something About Mary, and exclaim, "What the heck's goin on out here?!"

Cuckoo · 05-04-2006, 12:32 PM

Wow. Almost disturbing and absolutely hilarious...

stevew · 05-04-2006, 12:44 PM

Oh so now this ytmnd makes sense.

hxxp://oozinator.ytmnsfw.com/

Don't play that one at work, unless your boss likes lil jon.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-04-2006, 12:52 PM

And I made this one (actually, a friend suggested that I make this one and provided the pieces - I just put them together):

hxxp://bearsoaker.ytmnd.com

Sound is perfectly safe for work, image is probably not.

stevew · 05-04-2006, 12:56 PM

Thats awesome.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-04-2006, 01:05 PM

One day, the black kid is going to grow up and wonder why the hell he reacted that way in this commercial.

Does it sound like he's about to say "OH YEEEEAH" to anyone else?

Karlifornia · 05-04-2006, 01:25 PM

lmfao

Pumpy Tudors · 05-04-2006, 01:26 PM

I just had another thought about this. When at least one of these kids is in high school, this video will resurface. Some child is going to have a very difficult high school experience.

Toddzilla · 05-04-2006, 01:42 PM

skeet! skeet!

Toddzilla · 05-04-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

And I made this one (actually, a friend suggested that I make this one and provided the pieces - I just put them together):

Roffle!

05-04-2006, 12:26 PM	#4
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Well, I guess I should say it's MOSTLY safe for work. Without giving too much away, the commercial features children getting shot by a Super Soaker product, and the children are very vocal about it. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-04-2006, 12:31 PM	#6
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The only thing that's missing is for Ben Stiller to come around the corner, crap dripping from his earlobe like in Something About Mary, and exclaim, "What the heck's goin on out here?!" __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-04-2006, 12:32 PM	#7
Cuckoo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmond, OK	Wow. Almost disturbing and absolutely hilarious... __________________ Commissioner - North American Football League Dallas Cowboys GM

05-04-2006, 12:52 PM	#9
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	And I made this one (actually, a friend suggested that I make this one and provided the pieces - I just put them together): hxxp://bearsoaker.ytmnd.com Sound is perfectly safe for work, image is probably not. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-04-2006, 01:05 PM	#11
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	One day, the black kid is going to grow up and wonder why the hell he reacted that way in this commercial. Does it sound like he's about to say "OH YEEEEAH" to anyone else? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-04-2006, 12:23 PM	#2
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Well, I can't say whether it's totally safe for work. I'm sure it's on every NAMBLA member's computer by now, though.

05-04-2006, 12:25 PM	#3
Deattribution College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2003	That commercial seems so bad it has to be fake, but it's legitimently listed on their official website.

05-04-2006, 12:27 PM	#5
Scholes High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: St. Paul, MN	Good Lord. That's unreal. I'm still laughing very hard.

05-04-2006, 12:44 PM	#8
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Oh so now this ytmnd makes sense. hxxp://oozinator.ytmnsfw.com/ Don't play that one at work, unless your boss likes lil jon.

05-04-2006, 12:56 PM	#10
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Thats awesome.

05-04-2006, 01:25 PM	#12
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	lmfao __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-04-2006, 01:26 PM	#13
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I just had another thought about this. When at least one of these kids is in high school, this video will resurface. Some child is going to have a very difficult high school experience. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-04-2006, 01:42 PM	#14
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	skeet! skeet!

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