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05-04-2006, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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New pants
I really hate wearing new pants. The one's I've got on today were washed before, but this is the first time I am wearing them. Why are new pants always so uncomfortable? Is there some way to break them in before wearing them?
New pants-day could be the antithesis of haircut day. |
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05-04-2006, 02:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada
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but shopping for new pants when you have lost some weight which allowed you to go back from 36" waist to 34" waist is really neat
 go me!About wearing them the first time, don't see a problem with it myself... FM
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05-04-2006, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Tan pants. Why do I wear tan pants? I don't particularly like tan pants.
Cotton Dockers. If they are not Dockers then they are just pants. ...it's all pants, pants, pants, pants.
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 05-04-2006 at 02:36 PM. |
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05-04-2006, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Even if the dialogue DID ring true... |
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05-04-2006, 02:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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CROW: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women.
TOM: Boy, don'tcha know it. I can just imagine a common scene from the days of ancient Greece: "Oh, hi Hercules, have a seat. Noooo ah-oh!" JOEL: You are so right, little [?] buddy. Hey Cambot, cue up the music. That's why we've put together a little musical presentation honoring one of our favorite garments. It's a little thing we like to call "Pants!" TOM: [singing] Pants! CROW: Pants! TOM & CROW: Sing the praises of pants! JOEL: Nothing better shows my taste Than what I wear below my waist. TOM: Say pants! Hoo hoo! Pants! TOM & CROW: Sing the praises of pants! TOM: They help me suck in my gut, They always cover up my butt. Pants! CROW: Pants! ALL: Sing the praises of pants! CROW: Wear them and you're a cool guy As long as you zip up your fly. TOM: Zip! TOM & CROW: Pants! Pants! ALL: Sing the praises of pants! JOEL: [speaking] That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Consider the pant. You know, the Pant Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day. CROW: The great men of our time have all worn pants. Roosevelt, Churchill, de Gaulle, Ghandi -- well, almost all of them. TOM: Dolphins. One of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No, but they wish they did. That's how smart they are! JOEL: What keeps our legs all warm and hot? TOM & CROW: Pants! CROW: What prevents a buffalo shot? Pants! TOM: What do they got that I ain't got? JOEL: Pants. CROW: Cut. TOM: Oh, you can say that again. Huh? |
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05-04-2006, 03:02 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: NY
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I have had the pleasure to wear sweatpants everyday for the past 2 months, and it's all legit. It's glorious, I feel like i'm living the dream, minus the sand, money and women.
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05-04-2006, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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It's all legit? I'm perplexed by that comment.
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05-04-2006, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: NY
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Meaning that most people really couldn't justify, or I should say be able to wear sweatpants all day, everyday for 2 months, whereas in my case I have no reason not to wear them.
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05-04-2006, 03:08 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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It's almost June. You should be wearing shorts instead.
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05-04-2006, 08:29 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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I think the minus women component is easy to explain |
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05-04-2006, 08:46 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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So you're saying that it's easy to explain how a guy who is in a halo after a serious car accident shouldn't be able to get women? Dickhead. |
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05-04-2006, 08:58 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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I hardly ever change my jeans. Especially in the winter; no one notices. Who cares what other people think?
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05-04-2006, 09:33 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada
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wow, do people get their panties in a bunch a lot around here lately. I for one didn't remember that JS19 was the dude that had a serious accident and associated "being in sweatpants" with "no women", not really "was in an accident" with "no women"... For some reason, I also thought JS19 was working from home thus wasn't required to wear anything other than sweats, heh. Still, calling somebody a dickhead over this was kind of harsh I think... FM
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05-05-2006, 04:20 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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Sorry, but when I see someone jump at the chance to make fun of another, I feel the need to make a similar jump to call that person an asshole (or dickhead, in this case). |
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