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How to handle a maid molester
Surgeons have reattached the penis of a Saudi man who paid the price for trying to have sex with his Filipina maid.
The maid cut off her employer's manhood when he tried to molest her in the middle of the night. The man came to the maid's room as his wife was sleeping which is when the maid attacked him with a knife. Doctors at Riyadh's Takhassusi Hospital said: "This is a sophisticated operation. You are dealing with an organ in a difficult area and you want to try to return to its efficiency". "It's one of the rare cases... but they did it (the operation) and it went smoothly", a spokesman said. "The hospital has done this kind of operation before, but only after people had car accidents". People have had their dicks cut off in car accidents???
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05-09-2006, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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It's all about efficiency.
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05-09-2006, 04:00 PM
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Location: Wisconsin
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Sure.. have you never watched 'World According to Garp?'
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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05-09-2006, 04:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander... now that's the way I wanna go.
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05-09-2006, 04:28 PM
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Location: Appleton, WI
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Very nice. That reference has to be worth a point or two. |
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05-09-2006, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
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i was in an accident about 1 month ago, thank god for my seatbelt! whats the point of living if you loose your man meat! i wonder how he told his wife the news? "honey can i get a ride down to the hospital, i seem to have my wiener cut off by a knife accidentaly while climbing into bed with the maid" Last edited by bulletsponge : 05-09-2006 at 07:08 PM. |
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