People really are idiots

[st.cronin]

Me: "You go straight, turn left at the light, then right at the next light. You'll see it on your left."

Stranger: "So this way two blocks, then right?"

Me: "No, straight this way til the light - then turn left. Then right at the next light."

Stranger: "Ok, so left, then through the light, then right?"

Me: "No, straight this way (pointing), then left at THAT LIGHT THAT YOU CAN SEE, then right at the next light."

Stranger: "I'm sorry, I don't understand, what road is this that I'm on?"

[timmae]

easy... next time just answer "oh, about 6 miles up that way. keep going until you see it!"

[st.cronin]

This is the other one I like:

Stranger: "Which way is the plaza?"

Me (pointing): "That way, about 5 blocks. Turn left on either San Francisco or Palace."

Stranger: "No, the plaza is the other way."

[Raiders Army]

Start talking in Chinese.

[Rizon]

You should have said: "Go straight ahead. Make a right at the light. Make another right at the next light. The next light after that make a right. Then finally, make another right."

[Schmidty]

When I used to work at Disney World, I would get guests asking me "What time is the 3 o'clock parade?" all the time.

No kidding.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

When I used to work at Disney World, I would get guests asking me "What time is the 3 o'clock parade?" all the time.

No kidding.

I absolutely believe you. I bet that wasn't even the stupidest question you ever got.

[sovereignstar]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I used to work at Disney World

[Raiders Army]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

When I used to work at Disney World, I would get guests asking me "What time is the 3 o'clock parade?" all the time.

No kidding.

WTF is up with Winnie the Pooh. When he signed his "autograph" for my daughter, he signed "POOH". That's like me signing things "HUMAN".

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Funny thing is that my best friend growing up, was Goofy for part of the summer of '95. You have to be at least 6'2" to play Goofy.

I worked there during the summers of 1994 and 1995 while going to KVCC. I have lots of family in Florida, and lived there off and on for 9 years when I was young. The first summer, I worked in stroller and wheelchair rental near the gate, and the second summer, I worked cashier at the Columbia Harbor House in Liberty Square. Not very exciting, but a whole hell of a lot of fun.

[Logan]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Funny thing is that my best friend growing up, was Goofy for part of the summer of '95. You have to be at least 6'2" to play Goofy.

Probably beat out this guy:

[Craptacular]

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway?

F--- yo momma!

Thank you very much.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Craptacular

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway?

F--- yo momma!

Thank you very much.

The edited for television version is even better.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway?"

"What do I look like? Christopher Columbo?"

[Toddzilla]

Originally Posted by Craptacular

Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway?

Shouldn't that be "Excuse me, Holmes" ??

[sovereignstar]

After review...

Hey, uh, excuse me homes? *chuckle* A-ha.. what it is, bro? We're from out of town.

Followed by: No shiit

Then the expressway question.

[Craptacular]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

After review...

Hey, uh, excuse me homes? *chuckle* A-ha.. what it is, bro? We're from out of town.

Followed by: No shiit

Then the expressway question.

Isn't it actually two different stops in East St Louis? The first one is the "f--- yo momma" one, and then he pulls up to a different guy and goes through the "what it is bro" routine with the guy who turns out to be from Chicago.